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8 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

That's the "Technoviking" and he was warning a young man not to further assault a young woman.  He's the Hero that we all need.

Dude, you think I fell off the turnip truck yesterday? That meme has been going around in America for at least ten years, comrade. 

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    1) They are elected officials with clearly understood adversarial agendas, not law enforcement officials who are tasked with objectively acting on behalf of the American people. 2) So if there wa

Watching these videos, I'm reminded of something John Boehner once said.  To paraphrase him, he said the House is simply a representation of the American people.  You have some really smart ones, a bunch of average ones, and some real stupid ones.  Being a member of Congress doesn't matter as to which bucket you fall in.

Seems like every Republican on that committee falls into the 3rd bucket.

Just now, MaybeACoordinator said:

Dude, you think I fell off the turnip truck yesterday? That meme has been going around in America for at least ten years, comrade. 

Nyet

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 


Sure. None of the Republicans on the Benghazi committee ever said a negative word about Hillary.

 

1) They are elected officials with clearly understood adversarial agendas, not law enforcement officials who are tasked with objectively acting on behalf of the American people.

2) So if there was no problem with Strzok's texts, why did Mueller dismiss him?

 

32 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

That's the "Technoviking" and he was warning a young man not to further assault a young woman.  He's the Hero that we all need.

 

31 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

He would love Donald Trump.

 

Technoviking would slap the shit out of Trump with a glow stick.

Pretty sure Trey Gowdy's hair is always a mess because he just removed his hood.

6 minutes ago, Swam@Texas said:

2) So if there was no problem with Strzok's texts, why did Mueller dismiss him?

I guess the wifi was out when this was answered during testimony.  Sucks to be you, ha ha!

Truth.  The GOP lived off being the party of Lincoln for 150 years — long after it ceased to be true in substance and was in name only.   It's now the party of Trump in both name and substance for the foreseeable future. 

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2) So if there was no problem with Strzok's texts, why did Mueller dismiss him?


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2 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

"I have always told the truth" -Peter Strzok

Also Peter Strzok: "I'll be home in a while babe, case work is heavy" *continues porking co-worker*

So basically 1/100th the liar that our President is.   Cool. 

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Woke Joe Walsh > Woke Gowdy

4 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Show me a post where I claimed that DT wasn't a liar.  I'll wait.

I don't trust people that cheat on their spouses.  You shouldn't either.

So let's not trust half of adult Americans, and probably 80% of Congress?

OK.  Which ones?

16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

I cant figure this guy out. Not that i care.  I just hope hes a canary in a coal mine

10 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Show me a post where I claimed that DT wasn't a liar.  I'll wait.

I don't trust people that cheat on their spouses.  You shouldn't either.

I hope you don’t trust your wife. 

17 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Show me a post where I claimed that DT wasn't a liar.  I'll wait.

I don't trust people that cheat on their spouses.  You shouldn't either.

I don’t trust Trump either.  

13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

So let's not trust half of adult Americans, and probably 80% of Congress?

OK.  Which ones?

Correct.  Anyone willing to betray/lie to their spouse by cheating on them is a piece of shit.

Are you telling me that the "left" is now trying to make cheating on your spouse mainstream?

 

2 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Well, I guess I should be happy that I've only been called a racist, a Nazi, a Russian and accused of being married to a cheating spouse in the past 3 hours.

So, snowflake?

2 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Correct.  Anyone willing to betray/lie to their spouse by cheating on them is a piece of shit.

Are you telling me that the "left" is now trying to make cheating on your spouse mainstream?

No, I'm telling you that you shouldn't trust the vast majority of the people whose ass you lick to the beat of BUTT HILLARY!!!

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The most laughable thing about this ordeal was the fact that republicans tried to talk about ethics violations when their lord and savior, the king of being unethical, donald trump, is their president.

Fucking idiots.  Vote them out in November and end them. 

Show me a post where I claimed that DT wasn't a liar.  I'll wait.
I don't trust people that cheat on their spouses.  You shouldn't either.

If you were on a jury, would you discount a police officer’s or any witness’s testimony if it was shown they cheated on their wife?
5 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Well, I guess I should be happy that I've only been called a racist, a Nazi, a Russian and accused of being married to a cheating spouse in the past 3 hours.

You're also an idiot.

Well, I guess I should be happy that I've only been called a racist, a Nazi, a Russian and accused of being married to a cheating spouse in the past 3 hours.


So another typical cloak room Thursday.
1 minute ago, Tuco said:


If you were on a jury, would you discount a police officer’s or any witness’s testimony if it was shown they cheated on their wife?

Yes, because they would be a proven liar.  Not just a proven liar, but a a proven liar to the person closest to them.

When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.  Cheating on your spouse is the ultimate lie.

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

 


So another typical cloak room Thursday.

I think the commie pinko bedwetters are just getting warmed up.  I haven't even been instructed to "rape my mother"...yet.

No, I'm telling you that you shouldn't trust the vast majority of the people whose ass you lick to the beat of BUTT HILLARY!!!

When they go low, we go high.

We survived 8 years of BHO, you’ll (probably) survive 4-8 years of DJT. Unless you get ovarian cancer.


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Yes, because they would be a proven liar.  Not just a proven liar, but a a proven liar to the person closest to them.
When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.  Cheating on your spouse is the ultimate lie.



So this applies to everyone in your view?
2 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:


When they go low, we go high.

We survived 8 years of BHO, you’ll (probably) survive 4-8 years of DJT. Unless you get ovarian cancer.


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Lolz, Jimmy, he is implicating you are a woman. Hahahahahahaha so funny!

3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:
Lolz, Jimmy, he is implicating you are a woman. Hahahahahahaha so funny!


Lol. Remember when you used to pretend to be impartial? Lollololol!!!

Question, did you knit your pink pussy hat yourself?
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7 hours ago, Anastasis said:

3/4 of Surly would be send to Guantanamo. 

4/4ths of Surly should be sent to Gitmo 

18 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:


Lol. Remember when you used to pretend to be impartial? Lollololol!!!

Question, did you knit your pink pussy hat yourself?
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lol is right. i never claimed to be impartial. i have opinions. i disagree with jimmy on plenty. he and i have had a couple of scrapes over the years. you were the one to dive into the waters of "commie pinko bedwetters." if i didn't know you were already probably a baby boomer, i'd think you were 9 years old.

2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

lol is right. i never claimed to be impartial. i have opinions. i disagree with jimmy on plenty. he and i have had a couple of scrapes over the years. you were the one to dive into the waters of "commie pinko bedwetters." if i didn't know you were already probably a baby boomer, i'd think you were 9 years old.

Nailed it.  I'm 66 years old.

Just now, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Nailed it.  I'm 66 years old.

hahaha, pinko gave it away. nobody says that any more. i grew up in a household where my dad said it all the time. of course, he wasn't a boomer, he was born during the depression.

2 minutes ago, AnonymousInternetPoster said:

Nailed it.  I'm 66 years old.

Well, that explains a lot.

hahaha, pinko gave it away. nobody says that any more. i grew up in a household where my dad said it all the time. of course, he wasn't a boomer, he was born during the depression.

I was torn between that and, “I know you are, but what am I.”

I regret not going with that now. Probably should have changed my Depends before replying.


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13 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, that explains a lot.

It really does. The olds are so far gone. Whatever happened to Obama’s death panel idea anyway? 

It really does. The olds are so far gone. Whatever happened to Obama’s death panel idea anyway? 

Ask my great, great, great Grandfather, Armybrat.


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Late to this party, but three things.

1) Holy shit our congress is a got damn embarrassment.

2) Technoviking is fucking awesome and a curse on anyone who says otherwise

3) When the fuck did Swam show back up?

The only purpose served by these congressional investigative hearings is to demonstrate what a bunch of chucklefucks is our Congress.  I hate them so hard.

The GOP made an absolute mockery of themselves. It's completely surreal.

1 hour ago, Pods said:

The GOP made an absolute mockery of themselves. It's completely surreal.

No, what's surreal is that for 40% of the country it won't make a fucking bit of difference.

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