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  • Swam@Texas
    Swam@Texas

    For some reason, it's taking more than five minutes for every member of Congress and every American citizen to understand the incredibly simple concept that someone who texted "Fuck Trump" to his mist

  • Ghost of LL
    Ghost of LL

    Just a few general observations: 1) This notion that the FBI is some left-wing cabal is mildly amusing.  The FBI is probably the most Republican agency in the federal government.   2) Underl

  • Swam@Texas
    Swam@Texas

    1) They are elected officials with clearly understood adversarial agendas, not law enforcement officials who are tasked with objectively acting on behalf of the American people. 2) So if there wa

40 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Well, those libertarian votes sure changed the status quo, alright. We went from a pig pen to a septic tank


My Libertarian votes did as much to change the status quo as your Democrat/Republican votes.

The difference being that, in the final molecules of the destruction of the United States, I'll comfort myself with the thought that at least I didn't vote for these assholes. 

2 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

chabot thinks we should deport smugness

3/4 of Surly would be send to Guantanamo. 

Thank God the 1990s were such an innocent time.  We all know people like Ken Star and Gingrich had no political opinions or biases when going after Clinton.  

 

Time to wrap the Peter Stzork Witch Hunt up.  Its gone on long enough and is costing tax payers too much.  Amirite,  Repubs?

Well, it would be challenging for a congressman to understand that people can form opinions,.  The only "opinions" these guys have is written by lobbyists
 

Thank God the 1990s were such an innocent time.  We all know people like Ken Star and Gingrich had no political opinions or biases when going after Clinton.  
 
Time to wrap the Peter Stzork Witch Hunt up.  Its gone on long enough and is costing tax payers too much.  Amirite,  Repubs?


Completely agree. This was a stupid decision to have him publicly testify.
9 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

I, for one, am shocked that a man had opinions and thoughts.

How dare that law enforcement official think that an obvious criminal was not a great person!

Strok

Stirzok

Stork

Strizuk?

Edited by FondrenRoad

The House GOP seems to love these hearings where they wind up looking completely impotent (Bannon) or completely intellectually and morally inferior (Strzok).  Not to mention the Nunes "trip on your dick every day" show.  

You'd think they'd get tired of it, but I suppose they just can't help themselves.  The urge to grandstand on the chance of getting in that one zinger (great job Gowdy!), even though in context it makes them look like fool, is just too tempting to resist.  

1 hour ago, Stros said:

Jackson Lee is crap

She catches a lot of abuse that should be shared with others in the Texas delegation. When one looks at Congress as a whole, Shelia is far from the worst America has to offer. Consider Oklahoma Congressman, Markwayne Mullin as he explains the structure of the US government:

“This country isn’t ran by just one individual it’s ran by four branches, but three branches that are in control of this,” Mullin said Tuesday. “As long as those three branches control it, then we all have to figure out how to negotiate"

6 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


My Libertarian votes did as much to change the status quo as your Democrat/Republican votes.

The difference being that, in the final molecules of the destruction of the United States, I'll comfort myself with the thought that at least I didn't vote for these assholes. 

I'm not sure why people blame libertarian voters for Trump.  Most of us (wrote in William Weld) are refugees from the GOP, so it's not like we were poaching Dem votes.

Blame the disenfranchised Bernie folks who voted for Trump because he was "an outsider".

Just now, Chad Fuck said:

The House GOP seems to love these hearings where they wind up looking completely impotent (Bannon) or completely intellectually and morally inferior (Strzok).  Not to mention the Nunes "trip on your dick every day" show.  

You'd think they'd get tired of it, but I suppose they just can't help themselves.  The urge to grandstand on the chance of getting in that one zinger (great job Gowdy!), even though in context it makes them look like fool, is just too tempting to resist.  

It doesn't make them look like fools to their base, who believe the Fox News quote on the one zinger is the sum total of what happened today.  Reality is completely irrelevant.

10 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

3/4 of Surly would be send to Guantanamo. 

Did the other 1/4 die in the fighting or something?

Just now, DixonHur said:

I'm not sure why people blame libertarian voters for Trump.  Most of us (wrote in William Weld) are refugees from the GOP, so it's not like we were poaching Dem votes.

Blame the disenfranchised Bernie folks who voted for Trump because he was "an outsider".

In decidedly blue or red states, a protest vote was fine.  I don't really have a problem with most Texas people who voted for Johnson or whoever else.  Its the fake ones here who clearly eat up the entire Trump doctrine, but say they voted for Johnson who get shit on.

And Johnson voters in swing states, but there are none here, as far as I know.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Did the other 1/4 die in the fighting or something?

That 3/4 number seems low.

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

I'm not sure why people blame libertarian voters for Trump.  Most of us (wrote in William Weld) are refugees from the GOP, so it's not like we were poaching Dem votes.

Blame the disenfranchised Bernie folks who voted for Trump because he was "an outsider".

If you didn’t vote for Hillary, you voted for Trump.

It’s that simple and I was a Gary Johnson voter in 2012. I didn’t have strong enough feelings about Obama or Romney to support or oppose either candidate. I wanted an alternative.

2016 was an entirely different ball game.  Trump was clearly dangerous from his first speech getting off the escalator.  I would vote in the way that most ensured he wouldn’t acquire real power.  Hillary sucks but the decision was simple.

Jackson Lee and Gohmert kinda cancel each other out.

"Texas:  will give the House some clowns from both parties!"

50 minutes ago, Mapache said:

I wonder if she calls it the Spacific Ocean 

Why don’t you axe her?

17 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

3/4 of Surly would be send to Guantanamo. 

I think you're being mighty generous.  It's more like 99.9%.

22 minutes ago, Lagunamadre said:

These people are so fucking dumb. We need Strozk in Congress. 

He's too smart for Congress. South Carolina inbred out front should have told you. 

10 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

The House GOP seems to love these hearings where they wind up looking completely impotent (Bannon) or completely intellectually and morally inferior (Strzok).  Not to mention the Nunes "trip on your dick every day" show.  

You'd think they'd get tired of it, but I suppose they just can't help themselves.  The urge to grandstand on the chance of getting in that one zinger (great job Gowdy!), even though in context it makes them look like fool, is just too tempting to resist.  

It's been said many times, but Dunning-Kruger.

27 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Peter Strozk’s texts indicate he is a great detective.  He was on to Trump’s incompetence way before most of the American people.

It's not like you have to be a great detective to uncover Trumps' incompetence.

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1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

gowdy is having one of those days like when you unexpectedly come back into town to surprise your wife and you even took the extra step of buying her a michael kors bag as a present, even though you bought it in an airport, she wont know that and you pull up to your house and it looks like the neighbors might be having a party, and you quietly sneak into the house because you want to surprise her and you open the bedroom door and find your wife in bed with five strange men.

Keep going, I'm almost finished.

1 minute ago, GSU&UT said:

Keep going, I'm almost finished.

and then a dude sneaks up and nuts on your cheek

Gowdy is an amazing character. He looks like he went through a play-doh press as an infant and he loves being humiliated on camera while wearing a suit.

Lulz. Fox News is skipping this round of Gowdy/King's questions. They've only covering Trump in London. 

Others cut over too now. 

Edited by Pods

3 minutes ago, Pods said:

Lulz. Fox News is skipping this round of Gowdy/King's questions. They're only covering Trump in London. 

MSNBC sticking with Strozk...now breaking to England 

CNN going with UK/Trump

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

MSNBC sticking with Strozk...now breaking to England 

CNN going with UK/Trump

Yeah, they just cut over. Fox has been Trump only for quite a while. 

9 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Gowdy is an amazing character. He looks like he went through a play-doh press as an infant and he loves being humiliated on camera while wearing a suit.

and he sounds like Barney Fife.

MSNBC still doing only Trump. Shep took the start of his show to rip Trump for Putin pleasing, not back to Trump. CNN is back to the interview. 

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Today did not go as planned.

It did for me.

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Today did not go as planned.

Sure it did. Because they'll say it did. Nothing is real anymore, there is no truth.

Louie Gollum is such a fucking moran. 

19 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

If you didn’t vote for Hillary, you voted for Trump.

It’s that simple and I was a Gary Johnson voter in 2012. I didn’t have strong enough feelings about Obama or Romney to support or oppose either candidate. I wanted an alternative.

2016 was an entirely different ball game.  Trump was clearly dangerous from his first speech getting off the escalator.  I would vote in the way that most ensured he wouldn’t acquire real power.  Hillary sucks but the decision was simple.

That's bullshit. 

Firstly, if you took all the 3rd party voters in Texas and gave them to Hillary, she still would have lost the state.  Secondly, as mentioned above, if anything, the votes for libertarians hurt Trump since most are typically GOP voters.  Thirdly, Hillary was the overwhelming favorite to win, the fact that she lost to Donald f'ing Trump is a testiment to her as a candidate, not Gary Johnson voters.

Perhaps if the DNC would have run a legit primary instead of all but anointing Hilary, things would have been different.

36 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Did the other 1/4 die in the fighting or something?

Autoerotic asphyxiation.

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Rationalize it all you want.

You're wrong man. Take every Gary Johnson vote in Texas and give it to Hillary, it changes nothing. Take every Gary Johnson vote in California and give it to Trump, it changes nothing. Hillary already won the popular vote by 3 million votes. If you add those 50 votes from the rest of us that voted Gary Johnson in a deeply entrenched state, you change nothing. Gary Johnson votes in swing states are the only ones that impacted the election at all. 

9 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Rationalize it all you want.

Says the guy who defended Flake when the rest of us called him a fraud for talking a big game but voting in lock step with Trump.

2 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Gohmert is a particularly cowardly fuck.

aggy gonna aggy.

By the time Mueller presents an overwhelming amount of undeniable evidence of Trump's numerous treasonous, immoral, and illegal acts, the Republicans will have spent a full year convincing almost half this country that the CIA, the FBI, and innumerable branches of law enforcement are puppets of "angry Democrats," or "the deep state," or "the left," or whatever. 

Fuck these traitors.

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

aggy gonna aggy.

And it takes an aggy President to tell everybody that they are a stable genius.

3 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Says the guy who defended Flake when the rest of us called him a fraud for talking a big game but voting in lock step with Trump.

In fairness, that was a reasonable, if optimistic approach. Flake voting for Benczkowski showed that he is beyond redemption. 

2 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

By the time Mueller presents an overwhelming amount of undeniable evidence of Trump's numerous treasonous, immoral, and illegal acts, the Republicans will have spent a full year convincing almost half this country that the CIA, the FBI, and innumerable branches of law enforcement are puppets of "angry Democrats," or "the deep state," or "the left," or whatever. 

Fuck these traitors.

But it should motivate the other part of the country to get out and vote.

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