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On 2/19/2024 at 5:32 AM, Neonmoon said:

Herein lies the essence of the issue. 

I assume you believe that all 4 of these people are equally bad somehow? Please explain how John Fetterman is comparable to MTG and Ted Cruz is comparable to AOC.

 

Nah.  That would be substantive content requiring some back up.  It is far easier to “both sides” and “CR is crap”, and leave your opinion at that. 

  • 3 months later...

So, is this where the conservative posters hang out or what? Haha

On 7/18/2024 at 2:13 PM, Bushwood said:

So, is this where the conservative posters hang out or what? Haha

Johnny is that you? 

This site when irrelevant shitty posters get crowd sourced from trolling and posting stupid shit in the recruiting forum:

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This site when irrelevant shitty posters get crowd sourced from trolling and posting stupid shit in CR:

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1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Recruiting >>>> Democracy.  Dummy. 

New site motto? 

I’m on IPhone and CR seems to keep reloading every topic maybe halfway through the page on its own and a second or third if it is so long to scroll. Don’t know if it’s all the gifs, memes or twitter loads.

2 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

I’m on IPhone and CR seems to keep reloading every topic maybe halfway through the page on its own and a second or third if it is so long to scroll. Don’t know if it’s all the gifs, memes or twitter loads.

What did your iPhone fall out of a coconut tree?

@royivdescribed it better in the Shits Borked thread

On 7/21/2024 at 7:06 PM, royiv said:

Glad it’s not just me. This has been happening to me for several days. I only browse from mobile iOS and pages randomly reload and it doesn’t reliably go to last unread.

 

  • 4 weeks later...

@immamac can you unlock this thread so that we can have unmanipulated discussion board content. 

 

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

@immamac can you unlock this thread so that we can have unmanipulated discussion board content. 

 

I mean it's pretty funny that the guy being ID'd is named "Volodymyr Z." Hell yeah the president dove down there! I bet he had a knife between his teeth and everything

Edit: /s, in case it wasn't apparent

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Cloak room sucks is pretty on point. Read that thread. Total clown show. 

3 minutes ago, Margin call said:

Shit that thread is a classic.

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So many of the most authoritative and confident geopolitical posters on this board. So fucking wrong. L O L 

It's almost like they've been propagandized and can't see straight either. A little humility and caution is warranted in this age of information saturation.

CR is ultimately what happens when diversity becomes all about people’s immutable characteristics rather than diversity of thought or ideas. 

You're the pro-Russian, anti-vax guy, right?

Who's been banned at least a half dozen times?

Maybe the CR isn't the issue, my man.

11 minutes ago, Margin call said:

Shit that thread is a classic.

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So many of the most authoritative and confident geopolitical posters on this board. So fucking wrong. L O L 

It's almost like they've been propagandized and can't see straight either. A little humility and caution is warranted in this age of information saturation.

CR is ultimately what happens when diversity becomes all about people’s immutable characteristics rather than diversity of thought or ideas. 

Any thought or idea that Donald Trump is anything other than a piece of human garbage that should be nowhere near the white house ever again is not a legitimate thought or idea, so fuck you, go to texaggy if you need a safe space. They allow the broadest diversity of ideas from trump was a great president all the way to trump was the greatest president. They also allow broad ideas from all Mexicans are criminals to all Black people in government are DEI hires. Eat shit is what I'm saying.

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1 hour ago, Brian Fantana said:

Drive by negging is against the site rules brother @Horn75

Oh my feelings are so hurt, cuck boy

11 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Oh my feelings are so hurt, cuck boy

You need professional help, immortal

28 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

Oh my feelings are so hurt, cuck boy

Please, the preferred parlance for our chuds to use is "soy boy"

2 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

You need professional help, immortal

You need professional help if you’re voting for an uneducated woman just because you hate trump. Fuck you

Say what you want about Kamala. She is terrible. But she is not uneducated. 

2 hours ago, Horn75 said:

Oh my feelings are so hurt, cuck boy

I wondered where else you were leaking rep. Y'know if you actually made the effort to formulate some sort of defense of Trump or the GOP there's a greater than zero chance that you could engage in a conversation. Chrispy tobacconist got away with it repeatedly. There's a shelf life to bullshit so it is a somewhat flimsy existence but you get a little rep and then decide to be a shitass. Has this worked out for you? 

 

9 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

You need professional help if you’re voting for an uneducated woman just because you hate trump. Fuck you

You can say that in CR. Or wait a minute...

Are you giving us a demonstration of how CR sucks?

2 hours ago, Horn75 said:

Oh my feelings are so hurt, cuck boy

Has anyone established whether or immortal is a UT grad. God, I hope not, but I have nothing to say about it since the gator boards are just filled with these morons.   

 

34 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

You need professional help if you’re voting for an uneducated woman just because you hate trump. Fuck you

Yes, yes I hate Trump.  Because he is, in fact, un- or undereducated and a stupid, senile, narcissistic megalomaniac whose policies are bullshit, dogshit, or just plain evil or all three.  And, I will vote for a woman with two degrees who passed the California bar exam over him every day and twice on Tuesday.

50 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Yes, yes I hate Trump.  Because he is, in fact, un- or undereducated and a stupid, senile, narcissistic megalomaniac whose policies are bullshit, dogshit, or just plain evil or all three.  And, I will vote for a woman with two degrees who passed the California bar exam over him every day and twice on Tuesday.

The projection is crazy. Get off MSNBC 

Don't watch it bro. I don't watch, in particular, or read any single media source. 

I can read and watch videos and figure things out for myself.

Shit, I haven't seen a Trump or Cruz campaign ad that isn't about transgendered people. That tells me all I need to know. 

14 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

The projection is crazy. Get off MSNBC 

You previously called someone a cuck boy. 

I mean, I don't vote for candidates that talk about other mens dicks in public in what is supposed to be a campaign rally. Among all the other crazy ass shit he talks. 

Don't need msnbc to figure that one out. 

 

First thing I do when I speak to a crowd is talk about people with huge dongs.  Is that not a common speaking technique?

First thing I do when I speak to a crowd is talk about people with huge dongs.  Is that not a common speaking technique?

I mean…if you learned your social cues from Surly…shit happens.
1 hour ago, Hefeweizen said:

First thing I do when I speak to a crowd is talk about people with huge dongs.  Is that not a common speaking technique?

 

amateurs …. 

i walk out with my chile swinging. sets the tone and lets everyone know I’m an alpha 

13 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

amateurs …. 

i walk out with my chile swinging. sets the tone and lets everyone know I’m an alpha 

Spicy.

On 10/21/2024 at 3:50 PM, Horn75 said:

Oh my feelings are so hurt, cuck boy

You managed to self immolate again today, but I really hope you get professional help. I know there was some kind of personal tragedy you went through recently and it broke your brain and you need to get help before you hurt yourself or other people over your hallucinations.

On 10/21/2024 at 10:43 PM, Hefeweizen said:

First thing I do when I speak to a crowd is talk about people with huge dongs.  Is that not a common speaking technique?

Hey, buddy, niiiiiiiiice cock

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On 10/21/2024 at 6:05 PM, Horn75 said:

You need professional help if you’re voting for an uneducated woman just because you hate trump. Fuck you

You made a conscious decision to use “uneducated” over “black” didn’t you?

On 10/21/2024 at 10:43 PM, Hefeweizen said:

First thing I do when I speak to a crowd is talk about people with huge dongs.  Is that not a common speaking technique?

You have got to relate to your audience. 

5 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

You made a conscious decision to use “uneducated” over “black” didn’t you?

Oh that’s precious. You think “black” was the word. 

17 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

You managed to self immolate again today, but I really hope you get professional help. I know there was some kind of personal tragedy you went through recently and it broke your brain and you need to get help before you hurt yourself or other people over your hallucinations.

That was weird. Dude did nothing but be shitty to everyone then wanted sympathy....how are we to even know he wasn't just making shit up? He put zero effort into being personable with anybody and just came off as a bit of a psychopath.

On 10/21/2024 at 7:45 PM, TwiceHorn said:

And, I will vote every day and twice on Tuesday.

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1 hour ago, Pam Cummings said:

That was weird. Dude did nothing but be shitty to everyone then wanted sympathy....how are we to even know he wasn't just making shit up? He put zero effort into being personable with anybody and just came off as a bit of a psychopath.

If you’ve not had friends or family members with mental health problems, they can often be this way. Eventually they have no one except maybe their mother and a sibling or 2 who cares enough about them to help them. 

Yeah, immortal was generally about this shitty before he had an excuse for it. I've got no specific reason to think he made anything up, but if a poster was going to make that type of thing up he'd have been on the short list of posters who might do something like that.

He was a dick but not a mean dick. He just became cruel and hollow after that family event. I hope he gets better.

I’m not able to post in the Cloak Room, I just wanted to post that I voted this afternoon but it doesn’t show a Reply box.  Can someone explain please, are there certain requirements?  Thanks in advance for an answer on this.

1 minute ago, CatManDo said:

I’m not able to post in the Cloak Room, I just wanted to post that I voted this afternoon but it doesn’t show a Reply box.  Can someone explain please, are there certain requirements?  Thanks in advance for an answer on this.

Weird you have 10 posts. I'll fix. 

Fixed

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16 hours ago, CatManDo said:

I’m not able to post in the Cloak Room

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i started posting in the cloak room this year. never had a single cross word with anyone, and have gotten a shit ton of pos rep. never been negged.

conversely, maybe half the time i go to the football board (or sometimes when im not even posting there, as in today’s case when immamac decided to talk shit about me out of nowhere) i get jumped by 10 mouth breathers whether i engaged any of them or not. lots of “hurr durr, faggot, pussy” type rhetoric going on in there.

turns out that a lot of our most intelligent posters congregating to discuss adult subject matter = a much less hostile environment than all of our dumbest fucking mongoloids gathering together to let out their misplaced male aggression over how well a teenage boy in tight pants does at sportsball. who knew? 

cloak room denziens should reflect on the preceding post.

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