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#553
18 minutes ago, satyanash said:

"San Antonio is just down the road from Houston"

WTF are these announcers smoking

They're from the North, so all of Texas is the same as "flyover country," so it's all the same place and immediately next to each other, to their way of fucked-up "thinking".  Lulz.

#558

So, aggies really think that York dude is as good a player as hill jr? Ollie Gordon looks like he wants to fight these motherfuckas.

Super awkward that elko is being forced to watch Erob fuck his girl one last time. It’s like they are inculcating him with the jimbo ways.

#560

dude why is osu even bothering with fancy formations and shit

just line up and chuck it downfield, they can't stop ya

#561
Just now, TexArcher said:

Mike Elko has about as much charisma as the four sandwiches he just ate.

Bland as Melk

#562
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

It really is impressive how they managed to suck so much, isn't it?

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bigger, faster, softer, more regaurded

#566
Just now, Jive Turkey said:

oh shit.  Elko mentioned the "D" word.  diversity.

that won't sit well in aggieland.

oh no! they hired someone "woke!" CHECK THE BUYOUT CLAUSE

#567
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

It really is impressive how they managed to suck so much, isn't it?

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ERob only dedicating 10 percent to this game while 90 percent for recruiting their own roster to Cuse. 

#568
If Moose was smart he would transfer to Texas and he would put up huge numbers. 
Nah fuck that, we'll be more than fine at WR next year. I'm excited to see if Butler lives up to his apparent confidence level when he hits campus.
#569
Mike Elko has about as much charisma as the four sandwiches he just ate.

Elko has a similar demeanor to Dave Aranda. Won’t bode well.
#573

I think I will die of alcohol poisoning tonight if I drink every time that one announcer says "and so and so is lassoed down."  He's said it like 10 times already.

#577
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

dude why is osu even bothering with fancy formations and shit

just line up and chuck it downfield, they can't stop ya

Because Bowman is ass with the long pass, my dude. 

#578

Elko’s whole aura just screams mediocrity, which is just so on brand for aggy.

#580
2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Elko has a similar demeanor to Dave Aranda. Won’t bode well.

Elko as a younger man

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#582
3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

mike you pussy!  put a sword to these fuckers!

The Pirate, he ain't.

#585
38 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

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It's called plantation syndrome... old white men who comment on the decisions of young black men as though they know better.  It's a well known psychosis... 

#587
11 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Aggy offense tonight…..go long!

you ain't lyin'.  every play is "throw the bomb." like our old games at the playground.

#589
Just now, Rickylovesweed said:

This is one ugly ass game. 

Except for Taylor McGregor. 

#590
Just now, ChickenNuggets said:

It's called plantation syndrome... old white men who comment on the decisions of young black men as though they know better.  It's a well known psychosis... 

It's not psychosis when it's a cultural phenomenon. Psychosis means a break from reality. Plantation syndrome is aggy reality.

#591
2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

It's not psychosis when it's a cultural phenomenon. Psychosis means a break from reality. Plantation syndrome is aggy reality.

not when it's posters here  asking why a black kid would play football for aggy... those fans should be ashamed of themselves for saying something like that... And it's always old white men saying that shit. 

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#593

Gundy went with the indica instead of the sativa. Motherfucker just "chill as fuck" taking the 3 points and not going for any 4th downs. "It's cool, man. We almost had the first down. Oh well."

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#594
1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

It's called plantation syndrome... old white men who comment on the decisions of young black men as though they know better.  It's a well known psychosis... 

So when a young black man goes to a place that, socially and politically, is actively working against his best interests, I can't say that?

That's pretty fucked up, right there.

#595
8 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

dude why is osu even bothering with fancy formations and shit

just line up and chuck it downfield, they can't stop ya

gundy is wasting an opportunity to claim high ground in next year's rig

#598
1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

So when a young black man goes to a place that, socially and politically, is actively working against his best interests, I can't say that?

That's pretty fucked up, right there.

you know what's best for a black kid. you tell me. you sound like the racist to me.

#599

Gotta think Gundy is just saving Gordon for the 2nd half right? Or does he just not think they can run it against this D?

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