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lol A&M is a 96th percentile success rate on offense good?

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1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

How did we beat OSU by only 28?

We showed class and mercy.

Well that and we couldn't cover their guys on those long passes.

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

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Gundy in a few years...

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Fuck Ollie Gordon's bitch ass 

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Hey you fucks, remind me who just shut Ollie Gordon down a few weeks ago in his last game?

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i should know who this is but i don't

Her name is Wynn Everett....that's about all I know.

Just now, ousux said:

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

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2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Her name is Wynn Everett....that's about all I know.

Her Less just means More.  Lulz.

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3 minutes ago, ousux said:

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

Yup.

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

How did we beat OSU by only 28?

they are streaky as fuck this year......they played like complete shit to start the year and could not score worth a shit.....they it seemed they caught fire and has a string of really good games then they got over confident and lazy again after the OU win fucked the duck against UCF, and got lucky that Houston sucked cocks and BYU was off for their game and Texas kind of knocked them back again into WTF mode

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12 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

you know what's best for a black kid. you tell me. you sound like the racist to me.

God damn dude shut the fuck up. Or drink more. 

5 minutes ago, Dilligas said:

Time for the Playoff preview  Penix virtual blowjob

 

One of these little brothers is a real big dumpster fire.

Just watched a YT of the horns landing in the big easy. Pilot of the American airlines plane opened the cockpit window and waved a Longhorns flag, Christian Jones was the first player down the ladder with an even bigger one.

Fuckin epic and more entertaining than this game.

OSU needs to tattoo that ass tonight. May not be 77-0 but they need to blow the fucking doors off those guys and run up the score. I hope Ollie gets 500 yards rushing tonight.

I don't follow A&M football, so I didn't know who Mike Elko was before that excrusiating interview during tonights football game......he seems like a bigger d-bag than Jimbo.  

Hey Trevor Matich...tv is full of retired linemen that have lost a shit load of weight since their playing days. Do you happen to know any of them? Just saying you could maybe ask one of them about that

8 minutes ago, ousux said:

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

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“Nearly unwatchable” just means you need more brown liquor and vape pens…

10 minutes ago, ousux said:

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

I think aggy is onto us. Lose lose .

9 minutes ago, ousux said:

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

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Guess you’ll just have to sadsterbate 

11 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Fucking announcers won't stop making excuses for aggy

it's their way

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hey does anyone know if this is a record?.......does it go on the wall?

This aggie ad is horrible 

ah, the we're not weird commercial

Robin Williams Thats The Good Stuff GIF

 

 

 

"We suck because our good players were desperate to leave, ya stupid sip! That means we're actually good!"

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That gomer commercial, "we're different", no shit? 

5 minutes ago, Modessit said:

I think we should just call him Mehlko.

Michelin Man

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I don't follow A&M football, so I didn't know who Mike Elko was before that excrusiating interview during tonights football game......he seems like a bigger d-bag than Jimbo.  
I don't think he's a D-bag, just a low T excuse of a coach for whats supposed to be a big time CFB program.

Don’t worry ERob’s coaching prowess will lead them to a heroic 10 point defeat where only a handful of calls would’ve made the difference. 

2 minutes ago, Doze said:

I don't follow A&M football, so I didn't know who Mike Elko was before that excrusiating interview during tonights football game......he seems like a bigger d-bag than Jimbo.  

Well Jimbo is a hobbit so that’s not saying much.

21 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

How can you just assume that with all the diversity on this board?

Yeah, I’m Anglo-Saxon on my dad’s side - but Nordic on my mom’s. 

4 minutes ago, ousux said:

Just watched a YT of the horns landing in the big easy. Pilot of the American airlines plane opened the cockpit window and waved a Longhorns flag, Christian Jones was the first player down the ladder with an even bigger one.

Fuckin epic and more entertaining than this game.

Shit, we couldn't even get some airstairs?

 

Did you catch the line in their ad:

"We stick around when things get tough"

 

These guys can barely field a team.

I thought I could enjoy watching aggy get beat, but this is nearly unwatchable

Fucking this. Just lousy football. And aggy isn’t good enough to hang with “lousy.”

And that the OPENING FUCKING LINE of their university ad is “We’re not weird, we just do things…differently” is fucking GOLD. If the first thing you have to say is “we’re not weird,” then you are SERIOUSLY fucking weird.
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“Nearly unwatchable” just means you need more brown liquor and vape pens…
I don't vape, but I do have 3 fingers of wild turkey 101 (uncle left a bottle X-mas day, not bad) within arms reach.
2 minutes ago, CBHorn said:

Well Jimbo is a hobbit so that’s not saying much.

Technically Jimbo is an oopma loompa.

 

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