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4:30 p.m. CT on ESPN, ESPN+ and the ESPN App. Line is WVU -5.5.

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will the prized jar of mayo be left out in the sun while  the game is on?

Butter teeth, pepperoni rolls, and mayo showers

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you know, you'd think UNC wouldn't be happy being involved with ANYTHING owned by Duke

14 minutes ago, WBT said:

Butter teeth, pepperoni rolls, and mayo showers

I think I've given someone a mayo shower before 🤔

1 minute ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

I think I've given someone a mayo shower before 🤔

That wasn't mayonnaise.

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WVU scores on the first play of the game!!!

lolol

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found it

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22 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

you know, you'd think UNC wouldn't be happy being involved with ANYTHING owned by Duke

This is Mack's second visit in 3 seasons he is pretty committed to this Duke thing...

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Damn good run by the UNC QB on 3rd and 15

you know, we talk about okie lite, Texas aggy, XYZ State being the "discount" version...

and then you got Virginia here.

they have an entire discount version of their state

you got Virginia, and Great Value Virginia

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UNC OL not blocking worth a damn so far

2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Someone was paid money to “design” WVU’s uniforms. Think about that one.

It is West Virginia. They got paid in Moonshine.

Wideout on that endaround screwed up the drive.  Pick a side and go, don't run straight into the guy.

14 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

I think I've given someone a mayo shower before 🤔

His name?

Mack should run his finger across his teeth, then use the butter to lube up his ass, cause here it comes. 

How the fuck is that a penalty they literally moved together at same time 

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Mack really needs to go get Greg Davis to have the whole band back together. Can't believe he hasn't had a job since he took the Gulf Coast Offense to the thriving offense show palace of Iowa.

Am I weird for cheering for Mack Brown bc I wanna see him doused in that nasty ass creamy mayo..

1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

Am I weird for cheering for Mack Brown bc I wanna see him doused in that nasty ass creamy mayo..

Yes, that's a little fucking weird

The Carolina Qb looks pretty solid.

Ha, as soon as I say something

8 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Am I weird for cheering for Mack Brown bc I wanna see him doused in that nasty ass creamy mayo..

Hey, I'm not going to judge your kink.

9 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Am I weird for cheering for Mack Brown bc I wanna see him doused in that nasty ass creamy mayo..

So you’ll be in your bunk?

51 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

That wasn't mayonnaise.

Miracle Whip?

9 minutes ago, The Dude said:

Miracle Whip?

no no no

when you're older, I'll tell ya about these things

(and if only @PhillyHorn1 would return my calls...)

ANYWAY SPEAKING OF FOOTBALL

wvu offense struggling, like all big xii teams, when they have an officiating crew that calls holding

 

 

6 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

no no no

when you're older, I'll tell ya about these things

(and if only @PhillyHorn1 would return my calls...)

ANYWAY SPEAKING OF FOOTBALL

wvu offense struggling, like all big xii teams, when they have an officiating crew that calls holding

 

 

It was a one time thing, baby.

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There's that patented idiotic shovel pass... where have I seen that before 😡

Just now, PhillyHorn1 said:

It was a one time thing, baby.

Maybe, I am a whore 😶

UNC OL not blocking worth a damn so far

They double teamed a guy and still lost. That is pathetic.
2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

There's that patented idiotic shovel pass... where have I seen that before 😡

too soon

Does Mack not realize this is high quality Duke’s Mayo he’s playing for?!?

2 minutes ago, PhillyHorn1 said:

It was a one time thing, baby.

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