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oh you gotta overturn this, that's clearly a catch, and it's amazing

That’s a touchdown all day evrry day  in the nfl   Even an nfl push off 

Edited by Sgt Hulk

That was an offensive PI, and the previous one wasn't a defensive PI.

We got some shovin, we got boat coaches yelling, great catch I’m off work drinking. Boys we got us a football game 

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

 

That is puke worthy.  Mayonnaise belongs on a couple things and they goddamn sure ain’t nachos.

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

We got some shovin, we got boat coaches yelling, great catch I’m off work drinking. Boys we got us a football game 

I missed the boat coaches. Was there a regatta between quarters that I missed?

The Brown Mayo Bowl!

Mack vs his son Neal. 

Nice to see Neal got another shot after touching that ball that one time. 

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

fuck that ice cube GIF

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

I missed the boat coaches. Was there a regatta between quarters that I missed?

One just a dinghy

One of the finest simple sandwiches is peanut butter and mayonnaise. Any nut butter will work, but the mayo has to be the good shit. Hellmann's or Duke's.

 

12 minutes ago, SameSame said:

That is puke worthy.  Mayonnaise belongs on a couple things and they goddamn sure ain’t nachos.

I'd eat em.

I mean... I haven't had anything to eat in a couple of days while fighting off this food poisoning, spending half my time on the shitter and the rest wishing the pain would end, so now I'm starving and ornery as fuck and frankly just downing an entire Costco sized bucket of mayo sounds delicious to me right now.

food poisoning: worst Christmas present ever

so yeah I'd wolf that shit right now and ask for seconds

Edited by Rimbo

9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I'd eat em.

I mean... I haven't had anything to eat in a couple of days while fighting off this food poisoning, spending half my time on the shitter and the rest wishing the pain would end, so now I'm starving and ornery as fuck and frankly just downing an entire Costco sized bucket of mayo sounds delicious to me right now.

food poisoning: worst Christmas present ever

so yeah I'd wolf that shit right now and ask for seconds

I feel ya man but pretty sure that would just make shit even worse for me. I spent Christmas Eve puking my guts out. Quick way to be down another 5lbs at least, though not the preferred method for getting there.

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Goddamn crime against humanity

 

Food tweets suck. But this is a fun game and both teams want to be there. Carolina knows even if they lose they get cookies.

10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Goddamn crime against humanity

 

Fuck that, it's just making me hungrier. Don't knock it til ya tried it.

ANYWAY... beautiful INT there.

too bad WVU couldn't do anything about it

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Damn. Incredible one-handed INT wasted

Make sure to let them double dip as you're taking that same jar of mayo around the stadium for people to dunk their food in.

You see that dirty bitch on the sideline eating that shit.  You dirty girl 

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North Carolina has nearly 300 total yards of offense... and just 10 points.

Just now, satyanash said:

North Carolina has nearly 300 total yards of offense... and just 10 points.

That's the kind of stat that just scares you to death.

Just now, satyanash said:

North Carolina has nearly 300 total yards of offense... and just 10 points.

It’s a neat deal for the kids.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

It’s a neat deal for the kids.

I'm just catching on to the fact that Mack dubbed this the Opportunity Bowl. 

 

Orange Slice Bowl

"Holding. Easy call, right in front of the official."

Must not be Big 12 refs.

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Good God did he just slather mayonnaise on a Krispy Kreme doughnut and eat it??

I've never seen so many mayo/mustard-eating cutaways during a bowl game (or anywhere) in my life.

 

 

/I was hot and I was hungry, okay!

Edited by dcbc

“Brown sugar bourbon mustard.”

I’m listening.

“On a donut.”

I’m calling the police.

1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

“Brown sugar bourbon mustard.”

I’m listening.

“On a donut.”

I’m calling the police.

They will confiscate the donuts.

18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

That’s like putting your whole mouth in the jar.

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Just now, South Austin said:

Very compelling game.

Winning coach gets bukkakke.

Mack has to be torn that he's missing the start of the Holiday Bowl on Fox.

Man, Mack needs to retire. His teams still look as tired as he feels. Mayo shower or no, time to go bro.

3 minutes ago, WBT said:

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I was JUST policing a possible double dip here at a family gathering so close to home. 

2 hours ago, BurgleBro said:

Am I weird for cheering for Mack Brown bc I wanna see him doused in that nasty ass creamy mayo..

Well your mayo wishes are on life support at this point.

10 minutes ago, dcbc said:

Winning coach gets bukkakke.

It’s a shame the Longhorns couldn’t give Mack Brown such a send off.

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

It’s a shame the Longhorns couldn’t give Mack Brown such a send off.

aggy actually wins the coach sendoff with Jimbo's payout for years of subpar performance.  No amount of mayo money shot could top that.

Edited by dcbc

That dumbass is getting RSV or Covid. 

I just came here to say....Da Fuk is Duke Mayo?

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