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20 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Holding. Easy call, right in front of the official."

Must not be Big 12 refs.

 

Lemme tell ya. When the first holding call was made on the WVU right tackle, you could see clearly in the replay:

1. Oh yeah, definitely a hold

2. Him shakin' his head at the ref like, "No way, you're gonna call that?"

Third holding call in the game, same guy, and this time the ref's shakin' HIS head at the WVU RT... "Yeah, that's a hold."

 

19 minutes ago, dcbc said:

I've never seen so many mayo/mustard-eating cutaways during a bowl game (or anywhere) in my life.

 

 

/I was hot and I was hungry, okay!

Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "... I drank  ate what?"

And literally busted out laughing at the commentator mentioning what the booth was going to smell like in the 4th quarter. :D

OH MY GOD THE FAKE FIELD GOAL WORKS AND HE ALMOST SCORES

This is an ass-whooping.  WVU played hard, good game.

Ol' butter teeth is now Mayo teeth. 

 

Why are the West Virginia fans alternating horns up with horns down?

West Virginia fans doing a horns down. How can we be everyone’s nemesis. There aren’t enough hours in the day. 

WVU is winning a meaningless bowl game and their idiot fans are doing the horns down.  Bunch of losers.  

So WVU going in dry on North Carolina in the Duke's Mayo Bowl and the Mountaineer fans are so proud of this big accomplishment they do the horns down to the camera after the return from commercial.

This thread needs clap clap clap rep emoji.

Just now, lemonandaturd said:

WVU is winning a meaningless bowl game and their idiot fans are doing the horns down.  Bunch of losers.  

Bunch of black lung meth heads. 

5 minutes ago, Doze said:

Ol' butter teeth is now Mayo teeth. 

 

Orange slices and mayo are a bad combination. 

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So WVU going in dry on North Carolina in the Duke's Mayo Bowl and the Mountaineer fans are so proud of this big accomplishment they do the horns down to the camera after the return from commercial.

Shame they'll never play us again. 

6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Why are the West Virginia fans alternating horns up with horns down?

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6 minutes ago, BurntOrangeAss said:

Rent free.  I love it!

Yeah if horns down bothers you odds are infinitely high you were conceived of a weak sperm and the best part of you ran down your mammas ass and wound up  as a brown stain on the mattress. That or your dad was jacking off and your mom sat on it at the last second. Pick one....

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

Shame they'll never play us again. 

I'd like to play them again.  It was a fun trip when I went.

Isn't their rival supposed to be Pitt or somebody? Stop trying to make Texas vs West Virginia a thing. Most Texans have never even met somebody from West Virginia.

The hillbillies are no longer our problem. 

1 minute ago, WBT said:

I'd like to play them again.  It was a fun trip when I went.

At least you will always have that memory. But now you can go to Kentucky and that is close.

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

I'd like to play them again.  It was a fun trip when I went.

All you can eat Oxycontin helps. 

Cue country roads

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The hillbillies are no longer our problem. 

The hillbillies are not the issue here, Dude.

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Ever been to Tennessee?

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Isn't their rival supposed to be Pitt or somebody? Stop trying to make Texas vs West Virginia a thing. Most Texans have never even met somebody from West Virginia.

CSB but back in 2006 when we played them in the sweet 16, we watched the game at a popular Hh spot in Irvine, CA (Board Room or something). 5 of us walked in with Horns gear and the whole bar like over 200 ppl started boo’ing. It took me back that there were so many West VA alumni who are semi-civilized enough to live in an expensive area of Orange County. Friends that lived there said that pretty much everyone hated the state of Texas(but fuckers keep moving here). It’s a weird obsession with us.
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Both Sark and Neal Brown would have been much better choices for CoTY than Gundy

Just now, CycleTex87 said:

That may be it for Mack in CFB. 

One thing we know is that he won’t go willingly.

4 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

That may be it for Mack in CFB. 

9 straight years of at least 4 losses. You know what you're getting with him. 

4 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


CSB but back in 2006 when we played them in the sweet 16, we watched the game at a popular Hh spot in Irvine, CA (Board Room or something). 5 of us walked in with Horns gear and the whole bar like over 200 ppl started boo’ing. It took me back that there were so many West VA alumni who are semi-civilized enough to live in an expensive area of Orange County. Friends that lived there said that pretty much everyone hated the state of Texas(but fuckers keep moving here). It’s a weird obsession with us.

Ok. But that is just political bullshit and has nothing to do with sports.

West Virginia grads want to be rivals with and hate UT athletics, nothing at all to do with how they feel about Texas.

9 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


Ever been to Tennessee?

Yeah, Nashville is pretty f'ing nice and I look forward to going back there. I have no desire to hang out with the Mountain Dew drinking couch burners. 

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1 hour ago, satyanash said:

North Carolina has nearly 300 total yards of offense... and just 10 points.

Update: UNC finished with 353 total yards on offense, and just 10 points 😬

Morgantown was a fun road trip. Have yet to meet anyone who went who didn’t have a blast. That being said, they can rot in the Big 12 and won’t miss playing them a single iota. 

39 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Isn't their rival supposed to be Pitt or somebody? Stop trying to make Texas vs West Virginia a thing. Most Texans have never even met somebody from West Virginia.

We did get to bust out our lyrics for Sweet Caroline during one of the TV timeouts at least, that's always fun.

I don't get the horns down shit, you're not our rivals. I mean fuck, only time during my lifetime that we've played y'all in anything that matters before joining the conference was in a random NCAA tournament game. Classic of a game at that. Maybe I'm just officially an old now or something but I never got it. Our rivals are Pitt, VT, Louisville, Maryland and for those of us old enough add Cuse and the Pedos. Some of our fans need to act like it. 

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The only two memorable games Texas played against WV while we were in the Big 12 were in 2012 and 2018. Both were close losses.

Everything else I barely remember.

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Ok. But that is just political bullshit and has nothing to do with sports.
West Virginia grads want to be rivals with and hate UT athletics, nothing at all to do with how they feel about Texas.

Did I mention anything about politics? Learn how to comprehend dumb fuck.
2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Did I mention anything about politics? Learn how to comprehend dumb fuck.

Well you didn't say anything about Sports. You were talking about them hating the state of Texas, unless you think people are moving to the campus of UT Austin. 

I mean lots of people hate UT sports who live in Texas. That has nothing to do with anything.

39 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

Morgantown was a fun road trip. Have yet to meet anyone who went who didn’t have a blast. That being said, they can rot in the Big 12 and won’t miss playing them a single iota. 

I had a blast is Morgantown and the WV fans we met were incredibly welcoming and fun.

55 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

That may be it for Mack in CFB. 

How many times have we said that?

Well you didn't say anything about Sports. You were talking about them hating the state of Texas, unless you think people are moving to the campus of UT Austin. 
I mean lots of people hate UT sports who live in Texas. That has nothing to do with anything.

I mentioned Sweet 16 which is basketball. I’m done arguing for no reason. Go find your husband to start shit with you miserable person.
2 hours ago, Doze said:

I just came here to say....Da Fuk is Duke Mayo?

You never moon pied, did you? Def never did a dub. Damn.

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