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  • Brisketexan
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    3.  Shaggybevo.  Truly the most enshittened enterprise in intergoogles history. Literally a scat site. How you left that off the list, I'll never understand.

  • hayden_horn
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    so i've been meaning to make a post about this. i've likened it the great chiseling. i think that's where we are. i feel like everything described in this thread is very true and depressing

  • And pay the removal fee?!

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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Just think of dog shit as fudge nuggets

Thread name checks out.

On 3/27/2025 at 8:12 PM, Homercles said:

“DocGPT has analyzed your symptoms and diagnosed you with:  PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA”

Mine said “Bad Gateway”

On 3/28/2025 at 7:23 AM, HornOnTheBayou said:

Can we talk about power cords? Electronics these days come with power cords that are less than six inches long. I've got a new watch and headphones that have to charge on the floor, because I don't have an outlet close enough to a table anywhere in the house that these power cords for ants can reach.

And they don't come with a USB wall charger. I'm not going to charge every damn piece of electronics through my computer. Just toss in a damn wall converter.

Old man rant over.

USB stands for universal, so why is it so hard to find the right USB cord?

Even if they were right.  Gosh, nothing could be better for humanity than to be told, en masse, "you're completely unnecessary."  Nothing makes people HAPPIER than being....not needed.  Right?
Jesus fuck.  These people are fucking sociopaths, incapable of even grasping what it is to be human, so of COURSE they have no problem bulldozing and destroying the very essence of what it is to be human.  Take all that away, and leave us to....what?  Sit in basements, wallowing in a completely purposeless existence?  And don't give me any bullshit about "no, now you're free to engage in creative pursuits!" -- pursuits of WHAT?  Art?  AI will do all that, too.  Truth?  Why, to what end?  After all, we've already "solved" everything.  And....with what fucking resources?  Are you going to pay us and deliver us food for us providing the service of.....merely existing?  A universal basic income that is indeed "universal," because NOBODY is doing ANYTHING that earns money?
Destroy human purpose and dignity.  And call it a success.  MAdness.

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2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

wtf does that even mean

Big data company, owned by Peter Thiel with buddies in the White House, boasting about dominating shit.

I need my chatbot to ack Mom for money.

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And Mom needs Old Glory robot insurance.

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sam's club has lost their fucking minds

they are eliminating checkers and self-checkout and requiring the infestation of their phone app in order to shop in their store

goddamn sons of bitches are not infesting my phone to monetize my data

i hope this explodes in their face

i will immediately begin investigating a transition to costco

10 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Like the only way to shop is with their app?  Olds are gonna starve.

Fortunately that's also the only place to get help with social security 

18 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Fortunately that's also the only place to get help with social security 

 

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I’m all for solving our entitlement problems, but starving the elderly and infirm I dunno. Gotta think on that one.

7 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I’m all for solving our entitlement problems, but starving the elderly and infirm I dunno. Gotta think on that one.

Most of em voted for this shit.  Fuck 'em.  Fuck, laugh at them as they get EXACTLY what they voted for. 

They fucked the rest of us over, the least we can do is laugh at their suffering as we all go the hell in the handbasket they shoved us all into.

Watching youtube TV on my phone. Ad comes on. Tells me to scan the QR code for more information into their amazing benefits (Some shit called Dave)

You dumb motherfuckers, I can't if I am using my fucking phone to watch a show.

 

On 4/16/2025 at 8:49 AM, InkaUtexas said:

Just call your fucking parents you lazy asses.

I call mine every Sunday, and still at some point one of them says “We love you. And which one are you, again?”  I think they’re fucking with me. 

20 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

The bigger aspect of that its also hawking a shit coin grift, and using immigrant hatred to target useful idiots to exploit. Honestly not a bad business model. Whenever GRUhorn gets around to making his 30/40/50th new account I'm sure he'll regale us with the coins benefits 

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Anti-immigrant fervor....to create an app....to shill crypto.

Writers are just getting lazy at this point

Had no idea this thread existed.

Some of these thread titles are dumb af.

I thought it was a thread dedicated to the old scat site.

On 4/16/2025 at 5:18 PM, Parliament said:

Like the only way to shop is with their app?  Olds are gonna starve.

Not me. 
HEB is just 3 minutes from us. 
It’s open too.

3 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Not me. 
HEB is just 3 minutes from us. 
It’s open too.

Yeah, just stop paying with checks please.

Oral B Glide floss picks are now "micro-textured" which has made the fucking things shred between my teeth 

41 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


What a perfect cocktail of arrogance and idiocy. So many things wrong with just a few words.

These people are insufferable.  We need to put them in camps.

lol vc humans trying to protect themselves against the automated future for which they jacked off 

hope that short term nut was worth it bros. 

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