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  • Brisketexan
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    3.  Shaggybevo.  Truly the most enshittened enterprise in intergoogles history. Literally a scat site. How you left that off the list, I'll never understand.

  • hayden_horn
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    so i've been meaning to make a post about this. i've likened it the great chiseling. i think that's where we are. i feel like everything described in this thread is very true and depressing

  • And pay the removal fee?!

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Not all AI is bad.  Brought an online order back to Walmart to return.  Help desk lady gave me the 800 number and I called them right there.

Got a chat bot.  A bit to apologetic and syrupy but she got me fixed up real quick.  A+

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Saw this on Reddit today

r/mildlyinfuriating - Honestly I’m enraged

when my last HP printer died 4 or 5 years ago I bought one of those Epson InkTank printers and I've been really happy with it. Just fill 'er up with ink and paper and it prints. Definitely not photoprinter quality, but it prints game and show tickets and documents just fine.

4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

but it prints game and show tickets and documents just fine.

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On 12/5/2025 at 11:41 AM, Brisketexan said:

"At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."

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On 12/5/2025 at 11:41 AM, Brisketexan said:

That's some bullshit.  Great poetry comes from human authors, like James Joyce.  Behold the tear-inducing beauty of this work:

"At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."

Man.  That fella could WRITE.

Hmmmm.  If a woman farts during sex and apologizes I always say "That's OK baby, I usually make them shit"

Friend sent a package  from Georgia on Dec 7th, so far its been to Dallas twice and as of now right back where it started lol. Might be long cat, sorry.

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You’re not alone.

I had one leave dallas on the 8th, went to Chicago, St Louis, Chicago, KC suburb, KC suburb, spending days at each stop, and may still get here eventually. 

19 minutes ago, rpspeed said:

Friend sent a package  from Georgia on Dec 7th, so far its been to Dallas twice and as of now right back where it started lol. Might be long cat, sorry.

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That's like a CVS receipt.

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