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    Hey, she won a 3-setter.

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4 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Dani lost going…

1-6, 6-2, 1-4 (w)

Danimal no finish.

She retired and then played in doubles a couple hours later and lost in 3 sets. Classic Collins

On 8/2/2024 at 6:01 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Paris certainly got the men's final they wanted though. 

Certainly what I wanted - it was a fantastic match.

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Genie was up a set & 5-1 with her Toronto qualie WC, fucking blew it. 

 

Paula v. Bouzkova in the DC final is in a decider, but weather keeps screwing shit up. 

7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Hot Paula finally wins. 

“Hot” Paula is looking more and more like “Down” Paula. 

Her face is getting rounder and her eyes seem to be moving closer together.

Her body & outfits can be nice in some tournaments,  but I can’t put the idea out of my mind that she’s secretly lugging a third chromosome.

Coco Gaff[sic] playing like a mental basket case in Toronto vs the Ruskie Aunt Jemima, Diana Shnaider.

Double faulting twice to go down 0-40 before bringing it back to deuce in the 4th game of the 2nd set, she then double faulted to lose the game. 

Now down 4-6 , 1-4.

Absolute mental shit for brains in the first Masters 1000 event that she’s the #1 seed for. 

I felt that Shnaider would beat her, because Coco’s forehand and mental fortitude are pure shit right now, but not enough to bet on it. 

Shnaider being left-handed may be throwing Coco off. or maybe it’s because the WTA is allowing Shnaider to wear Aunt Jemima doo rag.

Coco just double-faulted to lose another game. 😂

4-6 , 1-5

0-40 to Shnaider as Diana serves for the match.

GAME SET MATCH

😁 Buh-Bye!

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22 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Aryna v. Katie won’t suck. 

What if we ask them nicely?

6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Aryna was not interested in playing 3 tonight. Really dig her reddish kit. 

5 Americans in the QFs. 

All yanks and soviets in the quarterfinals. Just like the old days 

 

 

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Krueger backs up her win over Osaka by beating the Olympics silver medalist. Great week for her no matter what happens next

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Amanda withdrew.

Bianca bounced. 

Amanda had some foot 🦶 issue in the final, probably a blister. 

She picked up at least 500 points last week and that was more than she was planning to get last week and this week combined.

Just looked her up and she’s ranked 49th as of Monday. She can definitely afford to skip this week.

Don’t care for Bianca as a tennis player. Can’t think of a bigger drama queen outside of Serena.

46 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

2 & 2 for the youngster (Mirra), damn. It may not have even been that close. 

Navarro lost to someone last week (Anisimova?) who was ranked well below her ranking. 

Don’t know if she’s hitting a skid or if power hitters on hard courts are her Kryptonite.

Didn’t watch it, but Yulia Putintseva beat Coco Gauff in 3 sets. 

I’m shocked that a smart player was able to break down Coco’s forehand (guess) in 3 sets. 

Iga almost choked away yesterday’s match. 
 

Those two are mental egg shells with comical forehands. It is entertaining to watch them fall apart.

Jessica P. was up a set and 4-0 in the second set and ended winning…

7-5 , 6-7 , 7-5

Seem like played 17 more games than she had to.

She played two matches yesterday and then played a match worth of extra games today. Kind of wearing herself down.

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It was actually a 3rd set breaker. I posted this at 3:01 elsewhere, then passed back out for awhile… 

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7-5, 4-0 for JPeg currently. Handshake time. 

Oops. 

You are correct.

Remember that J.P. had another Match Point on L.F.’s serve at 6-5, but spaced that L.F. won the game and then lost comfortably in the Tie Breaker. 
 

Also, a Dallas raised woman who lives in Alabama is in Cincy for the tournament today with her husband and she was in the stadium for so many stars that I was thinking: “Maybe going to Cincy for the 2nd weekend is a better idea than going to the US Open.”

Sabalenka, Swiatek, Andreeva, Rublev, Sinner, L. Fernandez, Pegula, Shelton, & Zverez…

All today! Holy fuck!

TikTok star with over 2million followers Anna Frey just notched the highest ranked win of her young career. She blew up on TikTok a year ago when people started memeing that she looks like Brock Purdy which led to her getting Super Bowl tickets. She can play tennis too

 

 

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