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First of the New Year's Six. 7 p.m. CT on ESPN, ESPN+ and the ESPN App. Line is tOSU -5.0

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Color on color matchup if you're into uniform fun. 

tOSU by 14+

mizzou is this year's secsecsec circlejerk overrated poster child

tOSU with no opt-outs. Guess they got a chip on their shoulder. Mizzy gonna get fucked into next week. 

Well, McCord is a decent opt-out since he transferred out. 

1 minute ago, thunderlounge said:

tOSU with no opt-outs. Guess they got a chip on their shoulder. Mizzy gonna get fucked into next week. 

If they wanted to show the committee that they should be in the playoffs, Michigan is the team they should have beaten. 
 

Playing that game at the end of the year always creates the chance that it’s an elimination game. Not so going forward though. 

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41 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Color on color matchup if you're into uniform fun. 

Mizzou is bringing back the block M unis from their Big 12 days to troll Ohio State 😄

 

Hope tOSU smokes them. 

line went from OSU -1 to OSU -5.5.....so money thinks it's going to be a smooth buttfucking

It could be due to size of venue and demand but Jr was telling tickets were cheaper for this game than the one Texas St. played in the other night. 

I can't imagine many tOSU fans are excited about traveling to Jerryworld to play Mizzou.  And I don't think Mizzou has many fans.

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16 minutes ago, WBT said:

I can't imagine many tOSU fans are excited about traveling to Jerryworld to play Mizzou.  And I don't think Mizzou has many fans.

Mizzou's fanbase has dwindled sharply since the SEC move. In 2021 they averaged just 46K attendance for home games (the SEC average is 72K)

1 hour ago, Dewey said:

Hope tOSU smokes them. 

Does not compute... I don't understand how a Longhorn could ever root for the Buckeyes.  They are a sister cousin school of Oklahoma.

Not rooting for Ohio State, but they are gonna choke a bitch like Wayne Brady tonight.

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I'll most likely watch this one, but it doesn't really "wow" me this year

None of the non-playoff bowls “wow” me. With so many portal players and NFL prospects sitting out, these teams don’t resemble what they were during the regular season. 

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1 hour ago, Pimphand said:

Does not compute... I don't understand how a Longhorn could ever root for the Buckeyes.  They are a sister cousin school of Oklahoma.

This. Fuck the Buckeyes, their furt fans, and their shithole dump of a town and state.

Hope Eli drinks Just For Men's milkshake.

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Betting lines are swinging all over the place for this one.

 

4 hours ago, satyanash said:

Mizzou's fanbase has dwindled sharply since the SEC move. In 2021 they averaged just 46K attendance for home games (the SEC average is 72K)

I'm not going to argue whether their fanbase has shrunk, but I just checked their home attendance this season. They averaged just over 60,000 per game in Columbia with a bunch of sellouts. Faurot isn't very big though -- its capacity is just 62,621.

3 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

these teams don’t resemble what they were during the regular season. 

Completely disagree.  UK was the same today as they were all season, start fast and peter out at the end. 

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7 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Ohio state by 21+. Game will be over after 1 quarter

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5 hours ago, Pimphand said:

Does not compute... I don't understand how a Longhorn could ever root for the Buckeyes.  They are a sister cousin school of Oklahoma.

We beat tOSU despite their shitty fans, at least they have something to talk about. Mizzou gets a little success and gets diarrhea of the mouth. Not a big fan of schools who have won zero talking shit. And Fozzy, don't forget that cheap school and their shag carpet on their field. 

2 minutes ago, Dewey said:

We beat tOSU despite their shitty fans, at least they have something to talk about. Mizzou gets a little success and gets diarrhea of the mouth. Not a big fan of schools who have won zero talking shit. And Fozzy, don't forget that cheap school and their shag carpet on their field. 

I was put on criminal trespass at Faurot Field in 2005 for sneaking a flask into the game. All I did was scalp more tickets and go back in with another flask because I wasn't going to miss Vince fucking their shit up. I did get put on criminal trespass at Ohio Stadium and even made it on the post game College Game Day clips with that said....

Fuck Ohio State

9 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I was put on criminal trespass at Faurot Field in 2005 for sneaking a flask into the game. All I did was scalp more tickets and go back in with another flask because I wasn't going to miss Vince fucking their shit up. I did get put on criminal trespass at Ohio Stadium and even made it on the post game College Game Day clips with that said....

Fuck Ohio State

LOL shit meant to say did not get put on criminal trespass at Ohio Stadium.

27 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Ohio state by 21+. Game will be over after 1 quarter

Anyone want to loan me their life savings?  I know how to double it before midnight.  I'll just take 10% as a finder's fee.

39 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I was put on criminal trespass at Faurot Field in 2005 for sneaking a flask into the game. All I did was scalp more tickets and go back in with another flask because I wasn't going to miss Vince fucking their shit up. I did get put on criminal trespass at Ohio Stadium and even made it on the post game College Game Day clips with that said....

Fuck Ohio State

I went to Columbia in ‘09 and it was a good time. 
 

Harrison officially sitting. Maybe I’m in the minority but I think this one is close. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

I went to Columbia in ‘09 and it was a good time. 
 

Harrison officially sitting. Maybe I’m in the minority but I think this one is close. 

Helo guaranteed it already up thread...

Go Mizzou! Wonder how long they can keep their HC. 
 

 

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9 hours ago, satyanash said:

Mizzou is bringing back the block M unis from their Big 12 days to troll Ohio State 😄

 

If they really wanted to troll they should’ve made Lou Holtz an honorary captain 

59 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Anyone want to loan me their life savings?  I know how to double it before midnight.  I'll just take 10% as a finder's fee.

Did you miss that I went 8-4 in the TX HS state title game predictions this year? “Helo gets everything wrong” is tired and inaccurate. 

Do they really need this long of a pregame? GFL. 

Ryan Day jumping around with that whistle in his mouth was giving the same vibe as Tom Herman head butting his players with their helmets on. 

OK Buckeyes the Sooners gave y'all pieces of crap the blueprint last night now follow y'all follow suit

Jerryworld sucks so much.  Not my cotton bowl.

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Ohio state by 21+. Game will be over after 1 quarter

I was going to put some money on the buckeyes. Glad I didn’t now
1 minute ago, WBT said:

Jerryworld sucks so much.  Not my cotton bowl.

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The Roy Williams Show.

7 hours ago, WBT said:

I can't imagine many tOSU fans are excited about traveling to Jerryworld to play Mizzou.  And I don't think Mizzou has many fans.

OSU returned more than 1/3 of their ticket allotment. 

Fuck the Suckeyes.

33 threw the pass, then hit next to 33 standing on the sideline.  This guys a fucking time traveler

Wonder if the Buckeyes will have seller's remorse over parting ways with Honda Maccord

Starting to see how this guy couldn't beat out spare-ass McCord

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