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#104
Just now, cabowabo said:

That was a fumble.

Ball was out and immediately picked up by a mizzou player, who I don’t think even knew it was a fumble. Weird play. 

#106

Some dude on Jerryworld jumbotron in mizzou gear doing horns down.  Those wannabe shit turf Fozzy injuring losers can get it up the ass with a rusty chainsaw as far as I am concerned.  

#107
1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

So, you missed FSU v Louisville?

That had a horror movie quality to it, and I cared about the result. But point taken.

#109

Dusty called enough Big12 games to know how fucking terrible the refs are.

That CTE must be kicking in if he’s Acting surprised 

#114
Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

typical big 12 refs totally missing the play

I like that they had a 15 minute conference to call an Ineligsble reciever penalty but nothing when it comes to a t/o.

The Big12 logo needs to be replaced with just “🤷🏼‍♂️

#116
15 minutes ago, Gucci_Suit said:

Big 12 crew, lolololol

Frankly, between that and the meteor preference this game is guaranteed to cause me nothing but angst, no matter the outcome.

#117
1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

I thought Missouri had an offense. They have not shown me, yet.

It’s considered dynamic by SEC standards.

 

#119
1 minute ago, AeroHorn said:

"Line to gain" has replaced "for a first down".

Announcers are the worst “monkey see, monkey do” when it comes to the spoken word.

#120

First time really seeing Schrader play. Did he just stat pad against shitty teams? He looks like nothing special.  

Edited by Helobious

#122

Watching these two teams hurt each other / beat the shit out of one another is actually the best case scenario for this game IMO.

 

Add in some Big12 officiating ineptitude and you have a recipe for lol’s.

Edited by Dnaguy

#127
1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

what kind of idiot PR guy calls a fair catch AT the 4?     fucking let it bounce ya dumb ass

Thought it was a kickoff

What’s up with the lo res moon?

#128
1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

what kind of idiot PR guy calls a fair catch AT the 4?     fucking let it bounce ya dumb ass

PR should never fair catch inside the 10-yard line. Poorly coached or just a dumbass with no awareness?

#129
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Missouri looks like a bucket of piss with a turd floating in it.

It’s making me think Mich might have a chance on monday. They moved the ball way easier on this defense, and that was when when the bucks had Eichenburg playing. 

#130
Just now, blacklab said:

I'm starting to think 3 points will be enough for the win

Yeah I was rooting for 0-0 but Mizzou fucked it up with grounding + shanked punt.

#132
2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

what kind of idiot PR guy calls a fair catch AT the 4?     fucking let it bounce ya dumb ass

With a rookie QB waiting to take his first meaningful snaps.  Good idea.

#133
Just now, Helobious said:

It’s making me think Mich might have a chance on monday. They moved the ball way easier on this defense, and that was when when the bucks had Eichenburg playing. 

I think Michigan beats Bama 6 out of 10 tries.

#136
Just now, TexArcher said:

I think Michigan beats Bama 6 out of 10 tries.

Yeah it is so bizarre to me how Bama can require a miracle to beat Auburn, beat Arkansas by 3 at home, and struggle bus past USF in Orlando and people think they are world beaters....

#137
Just now, DFW Horn said:

PR should never fair catch inside the 10-yard line. Poorly coached or just a dumbass with no awareness?

It’s no longer coached that way since punters got better at hang time and getting bounces close to the goal line. You’ll see lots of PRs fair catch inside the 5 now and casually jog off, no coaches on their ass. Personally I’d take a chance on letting it go on a bounce but most coaches would rather save the net 2-3 yards of field position instead of taking a shot at a touchback for some reason. 

#138

Yes, Alabama offense is easy to scheme against with Milroe at QB; put a spy on him to control the runs and his passing is not great to beat a team with Michigan's players. It is up to Michigan offense to come up with ~20 points.

#139

Crazy how they keep showing the replay of that missed call. 
 

What crew is this? does this go in the fuck big12 refs thread?

 

 Ohio state sucks

#142
12 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I like that they had a 15 minute conference to call an Ineligsble reciever penalty but nothing when it comes to a t/o.

The Big12 logo needs to be replaced with just “🤷🏼‍♂️

They already did

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#143
4 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Yeah it is so bizarre to me how Bama can require a miracle to beat Auburn, beat Arkansas by 3 at home, and struggle bus past USF in Orlando and people think they are world beaters....

because people are stupid.

#147
1 minute ago, AeroHorn said:

Yes, Alabama offense is easy to scheme against with Milroe at QB; put a spy on him to control the runs and his passing is not great to beat a team with Michigan's players. It is up to Michigan offense to come up with ~20 points.

That game will either an Alabama 49-21 or a Michigan 19-7 deal.  The first one will take 5 hours and feel like 4.  The second will take 3.5 hours and feel like a nonalcoholic wake. 

#148
1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

What is the NCAA record for most punts in a game?

Paging Iowa, Iowa to the courtesy phone

#149
5 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Yeah it is so bizarre to me how Bama can require a miracle to beat Auburn, beat Arkansas by 3 at home, and struggle bus past USF in Orlando and people think they are world beaters....

And somehow it is our fault that FSU got left out of the CFP.

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