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Missouri players sure love running out of bounds.

Brady Cook just scrambled out of a clean pocket. Completely freaking out over a basic defense. 

Edited by Hank Kingsley

Just now, mdmost said:

This is some exciting should be a Big 10 matchup type game

Kirk Ferentz:

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3 minutes ago, Helobious said:

It’s no longer coached that way since punters got better at hang time and getting bounces close to the goal line. You’ll see lots of PRs fair catch inside the 5 now and casually jog off, no coaches on their ass. Personally I’d take a chance on letting it go on a bounce but most coaches would rather save the net 2-3 yards of field position instead of taking a shot at a touchback for some reason. 

IDK if punters have gotten any better at hang time. Is that statistic even measured accurately?

I'd still take my chances on a favorable bounce rather than a fair catch inside the 10.

and then the mizzou cover guys fucking grabs a ball that is about to bounce another 3-6 yards closer to the endzone...

Just now, DFW Horn said:

IDK if punters have gotten any better at hang time. Is that statistic even measured accurately?

I'd still take my chances on a favorable bounce rather than a fair catch inside the 10.

It’s not even so much the hang time as the bounce. They’re a lot better at that than they used to be. 

Texas has Jerad heard and swoops play decent offense and have success. 
 

They throw this #33 out there he sucks and twists his ankle lol

 

oh look big 12 refs miss more calls

 holding and intentional grounding

“They got away with a hold”

 

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1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

IDK if punters have gotten any better at hang time. Is that statistic even measured accurately?

I'd still take my chances on a favorable bounce rather than a fair catch inside the 10.

I dont mind one caught at the 7,8,9   but that dude knew damn well he was inside the 5 and called it, catching it at the 4.

 

 

AND HOLY HOLD batman.  I know the big 12 is blind to them but even they cant miss a take down from behind--- right???

I've come up with my "win" in this game.

I want it to stay close enough so the Big 12 refs blow a call, completely fuck over one of these team, badly.

Send their fans into a tail spin and maybe get some national recognition on the epic level of stupidity we've faced for years.

That's my win!

You spend all that money for flights, hotel, game tickets, parking, food, and alcohol just to watch 3-0 in the first half. But you just had to go to JerryWorld. 

Unless one of OSU's QB'S takes a huuuuge step in the off-season, they are absolutely fucked, regardless of who is on their schedule. They look like run over dog shit. 

Yikes, who's OSUs 4th string QB?  This kid is going to get himself killed running like that

The SEC east is a pile of shit and Georgia. 

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Unless one of OSU's QB'S takes a huuuuge step in the off-season, they are absolutely fucked, regardless of who is on their schedule. They look like run over dog shit. 

If the Mizzou QB portals to tosu, he might finish better than 8th in the Heisman voting.

13 minutes ago, mdmost said:

This is some exciting should be a Big 10 matchup type game

We been spending most our lives living in a Punter's Paradise

First downs once or twice living in a Punter's Paradise.

 

I hope to hell none of our players wear that stupid "SEC Graduate" patch.

Just give 'em a University Seal or Texas-Ex patch instead.

 

Just now, Bevo&Pevo said:

If the Mizzou QB portals to tosu, he might finish better than 8th in the Heisman voting.

And there's their replacement to finally get over the hump to beat Michigan! 

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*punting

10 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Kirk Ferentz:

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You know he’s at home right now. With his one tv in the house watching this game. A third of a cup into his eggnog and telling anyone within earshot “Iowa can win this game. Defense matters. This game is living proof.” Cue his neighbor stretching saying he’d better get home now he’s had too much nog and saying goodnight and starting his tractor. 

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Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

wow the blind big 12 refs actually saw that

NOT SO FAST!

From what I've seen of tosu this year.... they aren't missing a beat at the qb position. They all fucking suck. 

Just now, Pimphand said:

We been spending most our lives living in a Punter's Paradise

First downs once or twice living in a Punter's Paradise.

 

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1 minute ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

NOT SO FAST!

"actually saw that block in the back"

Big12 refs:

Not a penalty in Missouri… actually it’s on OSU!

it is the WWE!

Ha!

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Next year, when the CFP goes to 12 teams, will this cause some highly draftable players not to opt out and play, with the hope of playing for a national championship?

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Send both teams home on a Goodyear Blimp after the game. 

Halftime, perhaps?

These teams are playing like East Texas State or Delta State. 

This game is ass. Defenses are decent, but offenses are trash. At this point I'd rather watch a replay of the Giants Jets game

if I am mizz here i sell the fuck out on getting a safety on 3rd,  or on 4th a blocked punt

I like it, if you can't play good football, at least start beating the shit out of each other.

Mizzou has to know better than to get into that pushing and shoving.  It's 15 yards on you, or 3 inches on them.

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