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Amazing!
This game has it all… opt outs, QB3’s, false starts on game tying field goal attempts, more penalty yards than offense, off the goalpost doinks, Big12 ref fuckery…. 

Everything!
 
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Stefon and I would prefer midgets and cocaine on the field which would be infinitely more entertaining.
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Just now, Pimphand said:

The Buckeye punter is definitely better....

mizzou's did a good job keeping them pinned inside the 10 in the 1st half.

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

And holding on a fair catch.... game is so ass!

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

mizzou's did a good job keeping them pinned inside the 10 in the 1st half.

I’m not sure they know which end zone is their’s.

I get why the guys opt out, but it still irks me to see Harrison on the sideline.  You quit on your team. Watch from the stands. 

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

yeah, who could have seen that coming?

He hadn’t been practicing with the team all week and people expected him to play?

Please tell me there were not Ohio State fans who were trying to make an argument that they somehow deserved to be in consideration for the playoffs

where you going 15?

I’m not sure they know which end zone is their’s.

What’s an endzone?

Im pretty high right now but goddamn Marvin Harrison junior has massive lips… like the bjggest ive ever seen

This game is making me want to stick an ice pick down my dick hole. 

What offensive player that opted out wishes that they were playing tonight ???

 

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Just now, Stunns38 said:


What’s an endzone?

You made the team.  Now pick which one.

Just now, GreenspointTexas said:

Im pretty high right now but goddamn Marvin Harrison junior has massive lips… like the bjggest ive ever seen

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This game is terrible!  Almost as bad as that aggy game.  Some really bad bowl games this season.

Misery needs a safety.  A 3-2 final would be the cherry on top of this shit sundae of a game.

Why am I getting more entertainment out of this game than any other bowl game thus far?

why are these teams still fair catching every punt?  fuck it, make something happen

2 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Please tell me there were not Ohio State fans who were trying to make an argument that they somehow deserved to be in consideration for the playoffs

The only argument they’re making is that the playoff expansion should’ve stopped at 6 teams.

This is worse than going to an Ohio St doctor for a physical. 

Inside zone was working…so let’s try a slow ass pitch, or maybe a post with both DE completely unblocked on a critical third down.  

I’m at the game and they just announced that some company is donating $1000 to a charity for every touchdown scored tonight.  

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im pretty high right now but goddamn Marvin Harrison junior has massive lips… like the bjggest ive ever seen

I thought maybe he found Taylor Swift’s lipstick …

At least the SEC will be 0-3 in bowl games and we get to see the mouth breathers freak and and start rooting for Ole Miss so I guess there is that.

2 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

Why am I getting more entertainment out of this game than any other bowl game thus far?

Because you touch yourself.

I’m at the game and they just announced that some company is donating $1000 to a charity for every touchdown scored tonight.  

Poor teachers, always getting shafted. Pun intended
I’m at the game and they just announced that some company is donating $1000 to a charity for every touchdown scored tonight.  

A live look at said charity:

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I’d love for this 4th quarter to miraculously turn into another Clemson-Kentucky game.

Just now, UTEX90 said:

Why am I getting more entertainment out of this game than any other bowl game thus far?

Bc you’re a sicko like the rest of us

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Even when things are happening in this game, nothing happens 

Uh oh things are happening.  Warm up the bunker 

Had 12 men on the field. I guess when the refs see OSU they just go into automatic fuckery mode.

1 minute ago, Homercles said:

Uh oh things are happening.  Warm up the bunker 

Big12 refs:

Ill put a stop to that.

the refs didnt bother reviewing the 3rd down conversion at the 15 where the mizz wr got head rocked...

 

nor did they review the sideline hit on the QB that also was a hit to the head

 

but got damn they are gonna review a 12th man situation

1 minute ago, Homercles said:

Uh oh things are happening.  Warm up the bunker 

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