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Just now, A’Dam Psycho said:

Geez that’s such a stupid rule

I concur truly fucking asinine with all the rule changes 

Another converted fake punt 

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Just now, Patrick Bateman said:

Just such a fucking dumb ply by Lamb.   Unforced.  Hopefully the D can get a 3 and out.  Dallas just is allergic to winning after Dec 1st.

yeah about that 3 n out

How many times have we given up 1st downs on fake punts?  3 on the season?  It's unacceptable.  Fassel should be fired.

 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

I hate that rule. There has been discussion in the league pffice about changing it. 

I love that rule. Why should you reward a dumbass who can't hold on to the ball??

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

How many times have we given up 1st downs on fake punts?  3 on the season?  It's unacceptable.  Fassel should be fired.

 

#18 just let his man run by him.

helluva call by Campbell. might change the whole game.

I think the rule is good.  don't be risky with the ball near the goal line and it doesn't happen.

How do you win 11 games with Goff as your QB?

Just now, Mileslong said:

What does parsons need to do to get a call?

That was insane. Aikman's pussy ass needs to say something. 

3 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

I love that rule. Why should you reward a dumbass who can't hold on to the ball??

This. Don’t fumble in the red zone. 

2 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

I love that rule. Why should you reward a dumbass who can't hold on to the ball??

the only possible thing I can think of is the D gets the ball where you fumbled it instead of a touchback.

Maybe instead of a touchback, it's a turnover at the spot of the fumble. Would be a little better but I agree that fumbling out of the opponent's end zone shouldn't go back to the offense. 

Just now, tbone_ said:

I’d kick this

They should have. The D got salty on the goal line. 

1 minute ago, Asu2215 said:

How do you win 11 games with Goff as your QB?

I can’t look at Goff’s stupid face and not think of Nick Rose and his stupid haircut missing that XP.

21 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

He’s 2-4 in playoffs.

This aint track or any other individual sport. He did everything he could've done in his first playoff game to beat Green Bay (301yds 3TDs) only to have the defense give it up in the end. This nonsense that wins and losses are only on the QB in arguably the most team dependent sport on the planet is idiotic. I realize that sports talk and debate shows have devolved into incessantly spouting this nonsense, but it doesn't make it true. 

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

Nice stand there. How we gonna fumblefuck this one away?

Another bomb to Ceedee?

WTF CeeDee..... to just run out bounds 2 yards away from contact?  Prima Donna..... that's fucking BS.  McCarthy should light into his ass.  He's a heckuva player but this team needs more.

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Fuck it’s last week all over again 

Of course the fake punt works too. 
 

Aikman audible didn’t work lol

McCarthy is an idiot but why aren't we getting that play off.

3 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Cd will have 200 this game 

Already fumbled away a touchdown 

Waited on the ball and it got picked in front of him

Let’s just hang onto the ball and catch balls that come your way then start talking about being all star caliber

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

McCarthy is an idiot but why aren't we getting that play off.

Probably the personnel wasn't optimal for the looks the defense was giving.  Normally you try and audible to something better or the best worst play, but if you have the time, probably let it go.  Also, it's 3 and 15.  Not exactly easy to pick up.  We should be letting it go down.  Dumb decision by both the staff and the QB.  Gotta be better.

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Should be 28-3

Instead it’s 7-3

 Promote Dan to head coach and get a real offensive coordinator

11 minutes ago, MrBig said:

I can’t look at Goff’s stupid face and not think of Nick Rose and his stupid haircut missing that XP.


 

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Maybe I missed it, why is Dallas wearing their part time road uniforms at home?

The Sam Williams experiment as a gunnar should come to an end.  It's impressive he has that type of speed but he can't break down when he gets downfield near the runner.  That seam was because he couldn't break down and close out.  Another ST error.

11 minutes ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

This aint track or any other individual sport. He did everything he could've done in his first playoff game to beat Green Bay (301yds 3TDs) only to have the defense give it up in the end. This nonsense that wins and losses are only on the QB in arguably the most team dependent sport on the planet is idiotic. I realize that sports talk and debate shows have devolved into incessantly spouting this nonsense, but it doesn't make it true. 

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Pollard isn't cut out to be a #1 RB. He's a "change of pace" guy and thats it

He ain’t recovered from that broked leg. He’s gone.

Troy fucking hates Jerry so much. A Detroit score right before Jimmy’s Ring of Honor halftime ceremony would almost be poetic.

18 minutes ago, Asu2215 said:

I love that rule. Why should you reward a dumbass who can't hold on to the ball??

Yeah it’s one of the very few rules left that help the defense I like it. 
 

Also change onside kicks to you just get the ball and it’s 4th and 15 at your own 25. 

Dan Quinn is the head coach

Dan is the guy that drafted Mazi then had him lose 40lbs. Wtf. We need a fireplug in the middle
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Running on first down with Pollard is a fucking waste of a play. 

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Need to record this halftime for posterity's sake, and also you never know if there will be shenanigans.

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