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5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I mean Dallas is 1 and done in the playoffs anyway so just fold it up 

You need to fuck off and stop posting here.

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Just now, rage-a-holic said:

You need to fuck off and stop posting here.

How about eat shit pussy bitch 

Lamb got grabbed by the collar.  bulllshit

2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Damn, that’s impressive by Lamb to set record.

Yeah didn’t set it quite yet dropped the next two targets

2 minutes ago, HornsOverIthaca said:

I’m gonna start using Dak’s cadence in everyday activities.

"Here we go!" next time taking a shit in public. 

Aubrey is never going to get the Sideshow achievement badge with that haircut.

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

How about eat shit pussy bitch 

Fuck off faggot. 

Good hold, tho.  Took 2 Cowboys out of the play.

Just now, rage-a-holic said:

Fuck off faggot. 

Lol 🤣🤣🤣. Pussy 

I’ll be damned. Had to be blatantly obvious but they called it.

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

"Here we go!" next time taking a shit in public. 

Already done many times

6 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I like blaming McCarthy as much as anyone but he didn’t make Lamb fumble out of the end zone on the one yard line. He doesn’t make his oline and tight ends false start to start every drive. He didn’t build the roster were Pollard was the feature back. 

two games in a row losing fumbles on the opponents goal line?  Is that good? ha.

5 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

You need to fuck off and stop posting here.

 

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

How about eat shit pussy bitch 

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Just now, JGrayDBU said:

two games in a row losing fumbles on the opponents goal line?  Is that good? ha.

Ironically last week and so far this week those are the 2 plays that have us in position to lose 

Gibbs is gonna fumble one of thise

The Fritos commercial shot at the 6666 Ranch with Sam Elliott voiceover is the best damn commercial of the year and best chip commercial of all time. Right up there with Sam Elliott Coors Banquet commercials. It’s perfect and oozes real Texas culture.

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Think Lewis horse-collared himself there.  Ouch.

Gonna ignore the hold/hands to the face

But heck if a play by Goff.

Dan Cambell is the new Bill Cowher

They literally just can’t cover anyone.

Just now, Zeus said:

Dan Cambell is the new Bill Cowher

Good analogy 

13 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

Martin is awesome, Smith the elder is kind of a shell of his former self but still good. everyone says Tyler Smith is really good but I'm not sure I see it against higher level competition.

Center is a problem.

Martin is still very good but he's showing his age.  He used to get beat like twice a year, not it's 3-4 times a game.  Tyron is still very, very good in pass pro when his back is healthy.  The 6-7 game stretch he went through before missing last game, he was the best LT pass blocker this side of Trent Williams.  Smith is still a little green, but he's a hoss.  He basically killed the Philly kid who everyone thought was going to rampage our matchups.  The issue is health and we don't have very good depth behind them.  We don't have a guy crossed trained at center and guard.  We went all in on Edoga as our swing tackle and he's not very good.  Steele kinda of sucks and he hasn't even gotten to the meat of his extension. Tyron plays 12 games a year.  Biadsz is okay.  It's a pretty decent line but not dominant.  Doesn't help that our running backs lack juice and our WRs suck at blocking.

 

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Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Campbell gives no fucks 

He made the right decision here 

Holding ever going to get called on Parsons they can’t block him

The Fritos commercial shot at the 6666 Ranch with Sam Elliott voiceover is the best damn commercial of the year and best chip commercial of all time. Right up there with Sam Elliott Coors Banquet commercials. It’s perfect and oozes real Texas culture.

His voice still makes me want to go buy a new pickup.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

He made the right decision here 

Yeah for sure he’s been stuffed a few times. Lots of points left. But he has the playmakers to convert 

Damn 7 more points would be nice right here CD you dumb Boomer you better make up for it this drive 

14 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I like blaming McCarthy as much as anyone but he didn’t make Lamb fumble out of the end zone on the one yard line. He doesn’t make his oline and tight ends false start to start every drive. He didn’t build the roster were Pollard was the feature back. 

He certainly had nothing to do with Lamb's fumble, but he team's typically reflect their HC's in terms of penalties and discipline, so I call bullshit on that.  And you're inferring he has not influence on the personnel, especially on offense when we know that's not true at all, in the draft room or FA.  And he is absolutely responsible for running a recovering Pollard on inside zone's a dozen times a game.  Not exactly his strong suit.

 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I’m an “analytics” guy. But I have no idea how the analytics say go for it there. 

Every play happens in a vacuum completely independent from everything that’s happened in the game so far. 
 

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black is also somehow a team color for Texas and ok to wear all the time

Just dont run.

For those tracking stats. Is this the worst running team in the NFL?

MIDGET POWER!

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