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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?

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  • What Joe Biden just did is not easy. RBG couldn’t do it. Feinstein couldn’t do it. And their refusals made the country worse. This is a historic act of humility.   His presidency has b

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#1055

This is a serious stance.

The Hill is out with my column in a recent discovery of the criminal history of the great-great-grandfather of Joe Biden. It turns out that the evasion of accountability may be something of a family trait acquired through generations of natural selection. https://t.co/9dom68Dk3E

 

#1057

Is “evasion of accountability” what kids  are caling a giant dong these days?

#1060
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

This is a serious stance.

The Hill is out with my column in a recent discovery of the criminal history of the great-great-grandfather of Joe Biden. It turns out that the evasion of accountability may be something of a family trait acquired through generations of natural selection. https://t.co/9dom68Dk3E

 

Ok, now do Trump's dad. 

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#1061
7 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

This is a serious stance.

The Hill is out with my column in a recent discovery of the criminal history of the great-great-grandfather of Joe Biden. It turns out that the evasion of accountability may be something of a family trait acquired through generations of natural selection. https://t.co/9dom68Dk3E

 

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#1062
8 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

This is a serious stance.

The Hill is out with my column in a recent discovery of the criminal history of the great-great-grandfather of Joe Biden. It turns out that the evasion of accountability may be something of a family trait acquired through generations of natural selection. https://t.co/9dom68Dk3E

 

 

This guy

Jonathan Turley testified that he didn't see any proof that President Donald Trump committed a crime and that Trump therefore should not be impeached. He argued that the mountain of evidence against Trump in the Ukraine scandal didn't matter because it doesn't meet statutory elements for criminal bribery. 

Turley testified in 1998 during Clinton's impeachment hearings that Clinton's actions didn't need to break any laws in order to be considered impeachable conduct.

 

#1063
8 hours ago, mchookem said:

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I think he was also the Head Vampire in “the Lost Boys”

#1064

Did someone say "evasion of accountability"?

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“It has come to this Court’s attention that counsel for the defendant has sought an emergency hearing in the District of Nevada to arrange the release of Defendant Smirnov, likely to facilitate his absconding from the United States,” Wright wrote in the order.

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4486337-judge-suggests-indicted-fbi-informant-was-planning-to-flee/

#1065

Biden headed to Brownsville this week to push for Congress to pass the border deal.

#1067

And Elon.  And a rocket ship.  And a bunch of Catholics who don’t believe we live inside a simulation.  See you fuckers on the dark side of the moon!

#1072
6 minutes ago, The Original Greaser Bob said:

Are they both excited about a pit stop at Mi Tierra on the way?

Are they even open bro, or is like an HEB situation?  

#1073

I heard Biden was going to get an early start on Spring Break at SPI. He's headed to Clayton's.

#1074

Joe was nails on Meyers. But that's classified.

#1075
4 hours ago, Red Five said:

Nice of Poehler to get her tits out for the President. 

She's a patriot.

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#1076
On 2/21/2024 at 9:28 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Positive news that could put a big crack in the remaining resistance to Medicaid expansion. Mississippi leaders look to take it head on over Tate Reeves verbal farts

https://mississippitoday.org/2024/02/21/legislative-leaders-medicaid-expansion-tate-reeves/

Kansas ignored the Governor again last month.

Alabama Governor Kay Ivey would feel a ton of pressure from this, I believe she is term limited.

Georgia is twiddling thumbs on a work requirement.

 

Mississippi house committee moves Medicaid expansion forward in 15 minutes with no uproar

Mississippi House committee passes Medicaid expansion bill for first time

https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/politics/2024/02/27/mississippi-house-moves-forward-with-medicaid-expansion/72756418007/

#1077

So whatever happened to that backlog of cargo ships that Republicans were whining about years ago? There was a lot of complaining about lack of truck drivers to move cargo, moving ships to other ports, etc. Did it all get cleared up and fixed? 

#1078
So whatever happened to that backlog of cargo ships that Republicans were whining about years ago? There was a lot of complaining about lack of truck drivers to move cargo, moving ships to other ports, etc. Did it all get cleared up and fixed? 

Yes. Also, the shortages on shipping containers has gone away as well.
#1079

Biden has to be more concerned about his son’s long term health than anything else. Hunter’s takes says it all:

https://www.axios.com/2024/02/26/hunter-joe-biden-sober-2024-trump

President Biden privately has expressed worry that Republicans' daily attacks and the criminal prosecution of his son Hunter are taking a toll on his family — and could even lead Hunter to relapse, given the family's history of struggling with addiction.

Why it matters: Hunter Biden knows this. He told Axios in a rare interview that he sees his continued sobriety as crucial not only to his life — but also to ensuring Donald Trump doesn't return to the Oval Office.

  • "Most importantly, you have to believe that you're worth the work, or you'll never be able to get sober. But I often do think of the profound consequences of failure here," Hunter said.

"Maybe it's the ultimate test for a recovering addict — I don't know," Hunter Biden said. "I have always been in awe of people who have stayed clean and sober through tragedies and obstacles few people ever face. They are my heroes, my inspiration."

  • He added that in this case, "I have something much bigger than even myself at stake. We are in the middle of a fight for the future of democracy."
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#1081

The Nasdaq has closed at an all time high for the first time since November 2021 and the S&P 500 closed at an all time high as well. PCE yearly inflation at 2.4.

Please…. allow me to be the first to congratulate Joe Biden on building the greatest economy the world and the United States has ever seen.

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On 2/27/2024 at 9:25 PM, StassneyHorn said:

Mississippi house committee moves Medicaid expansion forward in 15 minutes with no uproar

Mississippi House committee passes Medicaid expansion bill for first time

https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/politics/2024/02/27/mississippi-house-moves-forward-with-medicaid-expansion/72756418007/

The State House of Mississippi has voted in favor of Medicaid expansion 98-20, in under 15 minutes.

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#1085

Is there anyone here, who after hearing the S&P 500 and the Nasdaq closed again at all time highs, would like to be the first to congratulate Ol’ Two Scoops on designing, assembling, and creating the greatest economy men have ever devised?

Rome and the aqueducts, France and blowjobs, Texas and the Astrodome. Time to add Joe Biden’s economy to the list

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#1086
18 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

France and blowjobs

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Maybe not the take away you were looking for, but did the French really invent blowjobs?  

I'm certainly not Googling that...

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#1089
42 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

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Maybe not the take away you were looking for, but did the French really invent blowjobs?  

I'm certainly not Googling that...

 

#1090
1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

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Maybe not the take away you were looking for, but did the French really invent blowjobs?  

I'm certainly not Googling that...

I've admittedly done zero research on this, but I'd be willing to bet every dime I have that the First Man, by the time he was 12, was pondering things like, "Bruh, it sure would be cool if I could trick someone--anyone really--into putting this thing in their mouth."

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#1091

FJB, all my homies hate em

Truly honored to receive the endorsement of President Joe Biden and VP Kamala Harris.#BidenHarris #SheilaDelivers

 

#1093
1 hour ago, 'stache said:

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those are monstrously ugly, but I would buy them way before I bought anything trump put out. I kinda like that they light up. lol

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#1097

As a reminder, it is I who decides on Democratic messaging. Others get in line. Like Pete.

Thanks to President Biden's leadership, unemployment in America has remained below 4% for two full years

 

#1098

Capping credit card fees at $8... and *crickets*

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2024/03/05/credit-card-late-fees-capped-by-bidens-cfpb-crackdown-on-junk-fees/72850553007/

The Dem party is pretty bad at messaging. I honestly wonder if Biden dropping a few F-bombs in a tweet about his accomplishments might not get more media coverage.

"We have the lowest unemployment rate for the longest time in 50 fucking years. Damn." - President Biden.

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#1099
9 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Capping credit card fees at $8... and *crickets*

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2024/03/05/credit-card-late-fees-capped-by-bidens-cfpb-crackdown-on-junk-fees/72850553007/

The Dem party is pretty bad at messaging. I honestly wonder if Biden dropping a few F-bombs in a tweet about his accomplishments might not get more media coverage.

"We have the lowest unemployment rate for the longest time in 50 fucking years. Damn." - President Biden.

Headline: Biden Aides Alarmed by Increasing Signs of Tourette Syndrome

#1100
9 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Capping credit card fees at $8... and *crickets

You honestly believe $24 per month makes a difference to people struggling to pay $2k in rent, put food on the table, …

 

 

seems tone def

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