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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?

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    I was born in government housing. we were on food stamps for most of my childhood. I attended public schools where my breakfasts and lunches were paid for. I earned a scholarship to UT, a public schoo

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    I just can't imaging lamenting that my tax dollars are going to educating someone, or feeding someone, or providing them shelter, or taking care of their medical needs.  But I'm not a piece of shit, s

  • What Joe Biden just did is not easy. RBG couldn’t do it. Feinstein couldn’t do it. And their refusals made the country worse. This is a historic act of humility.   His presidency has b

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6 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

You are an idiot.

lulz.  Finally a post and not just the middle finger.  My lucky day. 

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Did you get your itemized tax bill, write a check, and slap some postage on it? I want to know where my taxes went

31 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

LOL  EvErYoNe I dIsAgReE wItH iS a FaScHiSt!!!!1!1

Cant wait to stop paying for the college of fucking lol deadbeats.  Bonus to replace a long tooth justice or two with some younger blood.

Wait you think your taxes are paying for people’s college? Not that it’s a bad thing but you really believe that bullshit 

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Fatman, Are your tax brackets different than mine?

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Imagine if this energy by Republicans was carried to the real people that are recipients of their taxes, people richer than them

2 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Fatman, Are your tax brackets different than mine?

How would I know that?  You're the guy who was stoked about Salesforce, iirc?

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If I make 100,000 and you make 100,000 are we in the same tax bracket paying the same amount? Or are you married and given preferential treatment?

1 minute ago, StassneyHorn said:

If I make 100,000 and you make 100,000 are we in the same tax bracket paying the same amount? Or are you married and given preferential treatment?

Jesus.  I'd be retired a decade ago if I was still able to file single.  Thanks for that trip down memory lane.

6 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Clown

Now you’re starting to get it. 

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Fatty cries himself to sleep with thoughts that a minority is out there spending his tax dollars buying ribeyes and lobster tails with their EBT card

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15 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Yes. Read the actual deposition you fucking tool. Troll better.

During speeches in May of '23 in Japan, or in Colorado in '22, or in June of '23 in NC?  My understanding is none of these speeches were a "deposition".   Are these speeches spanning 2 years the deposition you are referencing?

7 hours ago, Hmbre97 said:

Fatty cries himself to sleep with thoughts that a minority is out there spending his tax dollars buying ribeyes and lobster tails with their EBT card

To be fair, Willie Horton murdered his second cousin.

8 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Jesus.  I'd be retired a decade ago if I was still able to file single.  Thanks for that trip down memory lane.

You should move to a country with no taxes.  I hear Afghanistan is nice this time of year.

10 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

Biden will win the next election, I have no doubt about that.   Another 4 years of gritting teeth and waiting for the (hopeful) very hard swing the other way that could follow.  

Hang on.  You think the 2028 Dem nominee is going to be a weaker candidate than Biden????  And you think the GOP nominee is going to put forth a platform that represents a “hard swing the other way” relative to Biden’s milquetoast moderate policies???  And that hard right GOP candidate will actually have a chance of winning???  Wow.

9 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

LOL  EvErYoNe I dIsAgReE wItH iS a FaScHiSt!!!!1!1

Cant wait to stop paying for the college of fucking lol deadbeats.  Bonus to replace a long tooth justice or two with some younger blood.

Bitch you aren’t rich enough to claim paying for anybody’s college with your measly ass tax dollars.  Gtfoh with your middle class ass.

9 hours ago, Captainant said:

Can't wait to get back to the good ol days of nazis marching in the streets, eh?

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Man, without a hint of irony?  Have you seen college campuses?  Further left or right is bad for Jews.  Maybe you've missed the behavior of the left flank of the democratic party since oh, mid October?

6 minutes ago, Snake Diggity said:

Hang on.  You think the 2028 Dem nominee is going to be a weaker candidate than Biden????  And you think the GOP nominee is going to put forth a platform that represents a “hard swing the other way” relative to Biden’s milquetoast moderate policies???  And that hard right GOP candidate will actually have a chance of winning???  Wow.

Yup, the GOP is sure as shit going to take more than one election cycle to recover if Trump loses again. The party is going to fracture between MAGA and the cowards that are going to pretend like they were principled enough to stand up to Trump's worst impulses (lulz). A large contingent of the incels and bigots and losers that Trump brought into the fold will become disillusioned and go back to not participating in elections. Anyone attempting to mimic Trump rhetoric will fail miserably

That said, I expect Gavin Newsome to win the nomination, which is going to play right into the GOP's hands after a half century of fear-mongering propaganda about radical left extremists from "Commiefornia".

8 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

During speeches in May of '23 in Japan, or in Colorado in '22, or in June of '23 in NC?  My understanding is none of these speeches were a "deposition".   Are these speeches spanning 2 years the deposition you are referencing?

I'm not going down this alt-right influencer rabbit hole with you by trying to Google what you're talking about. If you'd like to post full, unedited video or transcripts of what you're referring to, be my guest.

14 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

Man, without a hint of irony?  Have you seen college campuses?  Further left or right is bad for Jews.  Maybe you've missed the behavior of the left flank of the democratic party since oh, mid October?

It's not leftists shooting up and trying to burn down synagogues.

10 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

LOL  EvErYoNe I dIsAgReE wItH iS a FaScHiSt!!!!1!1

Cant wait to stop paying for the college of fucking lol deadbeats.  Bonus to replace a long tooth justice or two with some younger blood.

Lol. You live in some shitty Houston suburb. You’re sucking more from the government teet than you contribute and you’re too dumb to even realize it.

1 hour ago, royiv said:

Lol. You live in some shitty Houston suburb. You’re sucking more from the government teet than you contribute and you’re too dumb to even realize it.

Hey now, he's white, he earned those subsidies with his bootstraps.

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

It's not leftists shooting up and trying to burn down synagogues.

Far left - some protests, 99% of which are non-violent

Far right - shoot up synagogues 

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1 hour ago, royiv said:

Lol. You live in some shitty Houston suburb. You’re sucking more from the government teet than you contribute and you’re too dumb to even realize it.

Sittin in a home built by a tax subsidized builder;located on a tax subsidized street, protected by tax subsidized police and firefighters, supplied by tax subsidized utilities, and zoned to tax subsidized schools, conveniently located near tax subsidied hospitals, Fatty turns on his PC, developed with tax subsidized technology, to log on to  the internet which was also developed with tax subsidized research, to a web site dedicated to a tax subsidized university to declare.. 

“I’m tired of my tax money going to others!!!”

I’m watching Joe Biden speak at the IBEW Construction and Maintenance Conference. He called the electricians the best in the world and the audience applauded lightly. Then he said Trump and MAGA didn’t build shit for 4 years and the applause seemed better and more genuine.

The attacks on MAGA seem to generate more response. Biden makes sense but it’s obvious his age is affecting his speaking. It’s baffling how people think Trump is higher functioning than Biden just because Trump “doesn’t talk like an old man” even though Trump says things that make absolutely no sense. 

Biden’s speech ended with a chant of 4 more years but it just seemed kind of weak. I can’t tell if there was a lack of enthusiasm or if people were just taking in the reality of what Biden was saying about Trump. “Firing people is not entertainment, it’s a devastating nightmare to a family.” IMG_5376.thumb.jpeg.c65c3a9092d1113564d13b88250186b7.jpeg

3 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Sittin in a home built by a tax subsidized builder;located on a tax subsidized street, protected by tax subsidized police and firefighters, supplied by tax subsidized utilities, and zoned to tax subsidized schools, conveniently located near tax subsidied hospitals, Fatty turns on his PC, developed with tax subsidized technology, to log on to  the internet which was also developed with tax subsidized research, to a web site dedicated to a tax subsidized university to declare.. 

“I’m tired of my tax money going to others!!!”

Yes, but some of that money may also find its way to the stereotypical welfare queen that he and his dumbass Aggie friends in the oil fields have been telling the same three jokes about for decades.

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2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Yes, but some of that money may also find its way to the stereotypical welfare queen that he and his dumbass Aggie friends in the oil fields have been telling the same three jokes about for decades.

 

Ahhh.. the oil industry!  Now there is an industry that isn’t tax subsidized,or protected by our socialist military at all!  

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12 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Sittin in a home built by a tax subsidized builder;located on a tax subsidized street, protected by tax subsidized police and firefighters, supplied by tax subsidized utilities, and zoned to tax subsidized schools, conveniently located near tax subsidied hospitals, Fatty turns on his PC, developed with tax subsidized technology, to log on to  the internet which was also developed with tax subsidized research, to a web site dedicated to a tax subsidized university to declare.. 

“I’m tired of my tax money going to others!!!”

Fatty also works in O&G, probably the most subsidized industry in the history of humanity.

9 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

he and his dumbass Aggie friends

Username def doesn’t check out 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Username def doesn’t check out 

Shit, even A&M grads lean liberal right out of college. Then, they go hang out with almost exclusively Texans (and mostly in Houston) for the next three decades, and they're right back to being their parents.

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I just can't imaging lamenting that my tax dollars are going to educating someone, or feeding someone, or providing them shelter, or taking care of their medical needs.  But I'm not a piece of shit, so I got that going for me...

Fatty's hair slicks back reeeeeeeeal nice

47 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Far left - some protests, 99% of which are non-violent

Don't forget that antifa burned down Portland, comrade.

2 hours ago, royiv said:

Lol. You live in some shitty Houston suburb. You’re sucking more from the government teet than you contribute and you’re too dumb to even realize it.

Ah yes.  Perfect.  Shit house in montrose guy accounted for.  Maybe come heights folks along next? 

2 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I'm not going down this alt-right influencer rabbit hole with you by trying to Google what you're talking about. If you'd like to post full, unedited video or transcripts of what you're referring to, be my guest.

Its pretty simple to Google that, I gave you dates and locations to assist .  But it is much simpler to bury your head, of course. I would suggest caution tying that back to the “deposition”, in the future.   It flew out your cock holster with such bravado, with 3 easy examples to be found. Entertaining to say the least. 

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

Maybe come heights folks along next? 

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10 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Ah yes.  Perfect.  Shit house in montrose guy accounted for.  Maybe come heights folks along next? 

You must get really nervous when you drive into central Houston... what with all the weird people and different nationalities and such.  

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6 minutes ago, texasdago said:

You must get really nervous when you drive into central Houston... what with all the weird people and different nationalities and such.  

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Outside of a few select places, I have no care to be there.  Hell I have no care to be where I am now. Like most else, only  a means to an end. 

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55 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Sittin in a home built by a tax subsidized builder;located on a tax subsidized street, protected by tax subsidized police and firefighters, supplied by tax subsidized utilities, and zoned to tax subsidized schools, conveniently located near tax subsidied hospitals, Fatty turns on his PC, developed with tax subsidized technology, to log on to  the internet which was also developed with tax subsidized research, to a web site dedicated to a tax subsidized university to declare.. 

“I’m tired of my tax money going to others!!!”

Oh, I couldn’t help but noticed you listed a bunch of items that are available to everyone, not just those cherry picked by their inability to be a productive member of society.   Weird.  

8 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Outside of a few select places, I have no care to be there.  Hell I have no care to be where I am now. Like most else, only  a means to an end. 

Deep East Texas real estate market still too hot?

28 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Its pretty simple to Google that, I gave you dates and locations to assist .  But it is much simpler to bury your head, of course. I would suggest caution tying that back to the “deposition”, in the future.   It flew out your cock holster with such bravado, with 3 easy examples to be found. Entertaining to say the least. 

Enlighten me, please. I'm all ears.

*Lives in a burb so he can mooch off the economic dynamism of the city without paying the taxes necessary for its upkeep*

“everyone can do this!”

Just now, elfenix said:

*Lives in a burb so he can mooch off the economic dynamism of the city without paying the taxes necessary for its upkeep*

“everyone can do this!”

Not uncommon, but actually not my situation. I work in the opposite direction, and haven’t had a project in Texas in ~4 years.   But, noted. 

25 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Oh, I couldn’t help but noticed you listed a bunch of items that are available to everyone, not just those cherry picked by their inability to be a productive member of society.   Weird.  

What you said isn’t true, as there are clearly a shitload of ways that you benefit from tax dollars that are not available to everyone.  But I’m curious about how you formed this opinion that there’s some meaningful portion of tax revenue going toward deadbeats.  Can you cite any facts that might lend credence to your claim?  Not just volume of dollars, but also evidence that the people getting them are not “productive members of society”.  You’re acting like a low IQ shitbird, and I would be happy if you could give any sign that there’s more to you than that.

32 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Outside of a few select places, I have no care to be there.  Hell I have no care to be where I am now. Like most else, only  a means to an end. 

I’m shocked that you don’t want to be in the part of town that has arts, culture, diversity, thriving culinary scene, no aggys….

1 minute ago, Snake Diggity said:

What you said isn’t true, as there are clearly a shitload of ways that you benefit from tax dollars that are not available to everyone.  But I’m curious about how you formed this opinion that there’s some meaningful portion of tax revenue going toward deadbeats.  Can you cite any facts that might lend credence to your claim?  Not just volume of dollars, but also evidence that the people getting them are not “productive members of society”.  You’re acting like a low IQ shitbird, and I would be happy if you could give any sign that there’s more to you than that.

He’s pissed that deadbeats like teachers, nurses, civil servants and others like that got a few thousand dollars of student debt forgiven. He’s too dumb to understand that those deadbeats had been paying interest for years and only the principal was forgiven.

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1 hour ago, mooseoutfront said:

I just can't imaging lamenting that my tax dollars are going to educating someone, or feeding someone, or providing them shelter, or taking care of their medical needs.  But I'm not a piece of shit, so I got that going for me...

let's put aside whether you are a piece of shit or not, it just makes sense to educate, feed, and provide shelter to our population from an economics perspective. we need healthy educated workers. it's in our financial best interest to provide a baseline for our workers so we can all prosper more. Anyone who thinks that if my tax dollars didn't go to pay for those things, that somehow that member of our society just goes without - they are an idiot. instead, that person lives off tax dollars at the highest and most inefficient and ineffective rate. we throw more money and get less return than if we just actually did it. but no, people's feelings are involved and so we cant actually provide for those things in the budget - instead we keep it offsheet and either borrow for it and just lump it in with general spending, depending if its federal or state. we are the dumbest people in the civilized world. we are living off our past.

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On average, a welfare recipient stays on the program for about 34 months. However, this duration can vary significantly, with some individuals participating for a short time, while others may remain in the program for many years, depending on their specific circumstances.

 

The majority of families who leave the welfare system do so after a relatively short period of time, about half leave within a year; 70 percent within two years and almost 90 percent within five years.

 

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I was born in government housing. we were on food stamps for most of my childhood. I attended public schools where my breakfasts and lunches were paid for. I earned a scholarship to UT, a public school, where I also received pell grants. I now pay a metric shit ton in taxes and have endowed a scholarship at UT - all part of giving back to the country, state, and university that helped me and my family climb out of poverty. I know it works because I have lived it.

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so, like, 'everyone' has access to home ownership and college and sufficient healthcare?? huh. someone should let millennials and genz know bc they seem pretty gotdamn pissed at the state of things rn. 🤔

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