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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?

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5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


And there you have it. You know who Ana SAYS he shits on, as in “sure, of course he’s terrible, what else needs to be said”….yet he always, 100% of the time, finds a way to characterize anyone opposing him as MUCH worse? Yep, TFG.
And the fact that his response to this will be yet another non-response of something like “brain worms, neocons” continues the pattern.

Of the three candidates left standing, Nikki is far and away the worst fucking option. You’d have to run like a mash up of Dick Cheneys heart and Kissingers brain and the lowest common factor of their situational morality to topple her from that perch. 

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10 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Of the three candidates left standing, Nikki is far and away the worst fucking option. You’d have to run like a mash up of Dick Cheneys heart and Kissingers brain and the lowest common factor of their situational morality to topple her from that perch. 

Who do you feel is the best option? Of those 3?

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15 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So mishandling the ME like every single POTUS before him, having a shit congress to work w/ that will prevent anything of value from getting done regarding the border, and getting blamed for corporations taking massive profits.

Like I said, I don't get it. 

Don’t fucking #bothsides me motherfucker. Joe is in the seat. He gets the current credit for enabling genocide. If Trump or anyone else was, they would get it too. Only difference is some of you would be able to actually find your voice in that situation. Just how it rolls when you clear the deck for arms shipments, cause the real emergency is the shortage of bombs in the region. LNG. Oh no problem putting up administrative hurdles. It’s a crisis after all. Running out of bombs for Gaza. Let’s figure out how to expedite.  

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Trump is an authoritarian rapist who publicly gushes about falling in love with an authoritarian N Korean communist dictator whose body count is yet TBD, refuses to condemn Putin's Standard Operational Procedure of murdering domestic critics and feels perfectly comfortable declaring his desire to be a dictator. 

That's not Ana's last choice. 

Took my in-laws to a little whole in the wall taqueria to eat breffis tacos this morning and got stuck behind 18 wheelers hauling mobile homes.  The most maddening, infuriating thing to me.  Try as I might I can't keep my composure when I'm dealing with this BS.

So my wife tells them that Ive told her when I'm president that's my first order of business.  Get those fuckers off the road during daylight hours. I'll figure out the economy and foreign relations on day 2.

My FIL chimes in that the first thing I need to do is stop people from changing their pronouns.

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I told him I was only interested in handling the important problems like 18 wheelers taking up 2 lanes on the highway.

Then I asked him if he ever worked with or been around someone who had changed their pronouns.  As you can imagine "well, no". 

But it's a big problem.

 

 

 

34 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

So mishandling the ME like every single POTUS before him, having a shit congress to work w/ that will prevent anything of value from getting done regarding the border, and getting blamed for corporations taking massive profits.

Like I said, I don't get it. 

Don’t worry, Trump will totally fix the Middle East and the border in his 2nd term. 

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Shit.

Forgot to mention the only guy who broke America's two and a half century streak of a peaceful transfer of power after an election amongst a thousand other things.

That's not last place for Ana.

Took my in-laws to a little whole in the wall taqueria to eat breffis tacos this morning and got stuck behind 18 wheelers hauling mobile homes.  The most maddening, infuriating thing to me.  Try as I might I can't keep my composure when I'm dealing with this BS.
So my wife tells them that Ive told her when I'm president that's my first order of business.  Get those fuckers off the road during daylight hours. I'll figure out the economy and foreign relations on day 2.
My FIL chimes in that the first thing I need to do is stop people from changing their pronouns.
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I told him I was only interested in handling the important problems like 18 wheelers taking up 2 lanes on the highway.
Then I asked him if he ever worked with or been around someone who had changed their pronouns.  As you can imagine "well, no". 
But it's a big problem.
 
 
 

Someone with leadership like your FIL proposes is Ana’s #1 choice for POTUS.
20 minutes ago, Bojack said:

Who do you feel is the best option?

I ain’t pulling the lever for any of these POS’s but Nikki is easily the worst option. 

So mishandling the ME like every single POTUS before him, having a shit congress to work w/ that will prevent anything of value from getting done regarding the border, and getting blamed for corporations taking massive profits.
Like I said, I don't get it. 
Our media. Full stop. That's the reason for his low numbers.
12 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Took my in-laws to a little whole in the wall taqueria to eat breffis tacos this morning and got stuck behind 18 wheelers hauling mobile homes.  The most maddening, infuriating thing to me.  Try as I might I can't keep my composure when I'm dealing with this BS.

So my wife tells them that Ive told her when I'm president that's my first order of business.  Get those fuckers off the road during daylight hours. I'll figure out the economy and foreign relations on day 2.

My FIL chimes in that the first thing I need to do is stop people from changing their pronouns.

jonah-hill-annoyed.gif

 

I told him I was only interested in handling the important problems like 18 wheelers taking up 2 lanes on the highway.

Then I asked him if he ever worked with or been around someone who had changed their pronouns.  As you can imagine "well, no". 

But it's a big problem.

 

 

 

"I jizzed in your daughter's face and made her call me 'Daddy'. Well, we're here! Looks like it's Yummy Breakfast Time! Let's go gang, Family Time!"

28 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I ain’t pulling the lever for any of these POS’s but Nikki is easily the worst option. 

Hero.

49 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Don’t fucking #bothsides me motherfucker. Joe is in the seat. He gets the current credit for enabling genocide. If Trump or anyone else was, they would get it too. Only difference is some of you would be able to actually find your voice in that situation. Just how it rolls when you clear the deck for arms shipments, cause the real emergency is the shortage of bombs in the region. LNG. Oh no problem putting up administrative hurdles. It’s a crisis after all. Running out of bombs for Gaza. Let’s figure out how to expedite.  

 

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30 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I ain’t pulling the lever for any of these POS’s but Nikki is easily the worst option. 

That's not what Bojack asked you. You do this repeatedly. Oppose yet refuse to state what you stand for or state what your first option is. Everything and Everyone sucks. Therefore, Everything and Everyone equally sucks. 

It's stupid and I think most everyone here recognizes that you're not that stupid. 

 

2 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

That's not what Bojack asked you. You do this repeatedly. Oppose yet refuse to state what you stand for or state what your first option is. Everything and Everyone sucks. Therefore, Everything and Everyone equally sucks. 

It's stupid and I think most everyone here recognizes that you're not that stupid. 

 

I’m not going to vote for any of these clowns. You guys keep wasting your efforts eating from the buffet set by the dysfunctional two party system. It’s ok. History will resolve. This isn’t the first go around with dysfunctional political factions. Modern days blues and greens. Except our times will be a briefer footnote.  

6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I’m not going to vote for any of these clowns. You guys keep wasting your efforts eating from the buffet set by the dysfunctional two party system. It’s ok. History will resolve. This isn’t the first go around with dysfunctional political factions. Modern days blues and greens. Except our times will be a briefer footnote.  

Yet again, not what Bojack asked you.

 

1 hour ago, Bojack said:

Who do you feel is the best option? Of those 3?

There's his question. 

If you have no opinion, don't respond. 

14 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:
18 minutes ago, Underdog said:
Puddin’ fingers was his man. 

I have him on ignore, but ana struck me as a Tim Scott fan.

RFK Jr, IMO

Just now, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Yet again, not what Bojack asked you.

 

There's his question. 

If you have no opinion, don't respond. 

It’s not a forced choice situation, unless you just give up and left it be. 

Just now, Js1 said:

RFK Jr, IMO

I’ll probably write in the same individual I did last time. 

Clinton/trump

biden/trump

biden/trump*

 

yall just keep eating from the dog bowl, but don’t tell me that the rest of us have to do it too. 

*I think reasonable chances one of the two die before Election Day. Now that I can get behind. 

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4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Clinton/trump

biden/trump

biden/trump*

 

yall just keep eating from the dog bowl, but don’t tell me that the rest of us have to do it too. 

*I think reasonable chances one of the two die before Election Day. Now that I can get behind. 

Duh! 

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Took my in-laws to a little whole in the wall taqueria to eat breffis tacos this morning and got stuck behind 18 wheelers hauling mobile homes.  The most maddening, infuriating thing to me.  Try as I might I can't keep my composure when I'm dealing with this BS.

So my wife tells them that Ive told her when I'm president that's my first order of business.  Get those fuckers off the road during daylight hours. I'll figure out the economy and foreign relations on day 2.

My FIL chimes in that the first thing I need to do is stop people from changing their pronouns.

jonah-hill-annoyed.gif

 

I told him I was only interested in handling the important problems like 18 wheelers taking up 2 lanes on the highway.

Then I asked him if he ever worked with or been around someone who had changed their pronouns.  As you can imagine "well, no". 

But it's a big problem.

 

 

 

Stories like make me think of a scene from true detective

 

 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

It’s not a forced choice situation, unless you just give up and left it be. 

Elections are going to happen whether you want them to or not. You can dig into your "You're not the boss of me!" attitude but just a heads up, you're obstinate refusal to have an opinion (cringe lol) or supposed inability to grade or quantify is blasting straight to the Super-cringe-o-sphere. I'm fairly confident none of this will matter to you, so whatever.

Good luck in life, amigo. I'll be rooting for ya.

27 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Drunk Ana is the worst Ana.

Just getting started here. 

25 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I'm fairly confident none of this will matter to you, so whatever.

Correct. It doesn’t really land. “Elections are going to happen”. Really compelling stuff man. Elections will happen. The system will roll out a couple bottled up options and you will gag yourself and pull the lever because you cannot conceive of a path to the system working differently. 
 

But yeah. Good luck in life I guess. 

28 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Weirdly, it's the best me!

And if we don’t believe you, just get you drunk and ask you?

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

I ain’t pulling the lever for any of these POS’s but Nikki is easily the worst option. 

LOL you're such a fucking transparent stooge.

No, she's not the worst option.

5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

And if we don’t believe you, just get you drunk and ask you?

I won't stop you and we'll clink our glasses to Ana not voting* (lol). 

 

*Ana is voting in the next election. Pretend we don't see him. He's shy. And should be!

 

15 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

LOL you're such a fucking transparent stooge.

No, she's not the worst option.

If you agree with NH on anything wrt foreign policy you are a horrible person and should be ashamed. 

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In this house we believe when one group attacks another, the other one retaliates back, and their people still exist today is light genocide. And the US President ordered it. Women should call their rapist, baby daddy. And make believe wars I create in my head are worse than fascism.

Not as catchy. Font size 12

 

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5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

If you can't decide who to vote for you should move to a place where decisions are made for you.

The irony of this. I mean you see it right? 
 

just pull the lever lol  

 

 

3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

In this house we believe when one group attacks another, the other one retaliates back, and their people still exist today is light genocide. And the US President ordered it. Women should call their rapist, baby daddy. And make believe wars I create in my head are worse than fascism.

Not as catchy. Font size 12

 

Not surprising. 

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Just now, Anastasis said:

The irony of this. I mean you see it right?

 

 

How many times are you going to lean on that weak-ass crutch of implication as a pathetic device to avoid stating your point, or in this iteration, who you're going to to vote for? Good God, It's insulting at best and goddamn sad to see you just do the same shit over and over. 

16 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

If you agree with NH on anything wrt foreign policy you are a horrible person and should be ashamed. 

I never said I did.  Nice try.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Drunk Ana is the worst Ana.

Dammit. So is drunk Biff. We can’t all be perfect. 

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For someone who pretty clearly despises politics (or at minimum, politicians), Ana is doing his best impression of Joe Politician by dodging a very simple question.  He wasn't asked who he would vote for of the three, just who the best option was.  You can vote for none of them of course.

To me, Biden is clearly the best option of that group, and I say this as someone who won't be voting for him.  I have that luxury since Trump will carry Texas by double digits regardless of what I do - I can actually not cast my vote for a horrible candidate and have a clear conscience.  If I lived in a swing state, I'd probably, sadly, hold my breath and vote Biden.  Because a deeply flawed man with a shit morality compass is still better than one of the worst persons to ever walk the earth.

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Trump in his two previous elections only got 52% of the vote in Texas and against Biden the margin was 5.6

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

How many times are you going to lean on that weak-ass crutch of implication as a pathetic device to avoid stating your point, or in this iteration, who you're going to to vote for? Good God, It's insulting at best and goddamn sad to see you just do the same shit over and over. 

Are you illiterate? I already told you that I am not going to vote for any of the present candidates and will probably write in my vote. Same as I did last time, and for that matter the time before. Keep licking out of the two dog bowls laid in front of you and struggling to understand why anyone would do anything different. In the meantime I will pass. 

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44 minutes ago, Todd Gack said:

For someone who pretty clearly despises politics (or at minimum, politicians), Ana is doing his best impression of Joe Politician by dodging a very simple question.  He wasn't asked who he would vote for of the three, just who the best option was.  You can vote for none of them of course.

 

The best option is to support alternative candidates that align with your political beliefs. This is not hard guys. You just have to break out of the dichotomy. If enough of us do it, we may get somewhere. Or we maintain course, circling the drain. 

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The best option is to support alternative candidates that align with your political beliefs. This is not hard guys. You just have to break out of the dichotomy. If enough of us do it, we may get somewhere. Or we maintain course, circling the drain. 

Choosing between a traitorous piece of shit, RFK and Joe Biden isn’t a “dichotomy”, it’s 2 plus 2 level shit.

9 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Are you illiterate? I already told you that I am not going to vote for any of the present candidates and will probably write in my vote. Same as I did last time, and for that matter the time before. Keep licking out of the two dog bowls laid in front of you and struggling to understand why anyone would do anything different. In the meantime I will pass. 

Ah, Gary Johnson!  Well done, Samuel Adams!

6 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Ah, Gary Johnson!  Well done, Samuel Adams!

Nope. But the Gary Johnson meme is particularly funny if your long term memory will allow you to recall the posters here that actually pulled that lever. 

11 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Choosing between a traitorous piece of shit, RFK and Joe Biden isn’t a “dichotomy”, it’s 2 plus 2 level shit.

*long extended burp*

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