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Joe Biden 2024 thread - Dark Brandon Where Art Thou?

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Just now, Neonmoon said:

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Improving society one c130 plane load of bombs at a time. Core American values that cross party lines. Congrats on your participation trophy. 

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5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Nope. But the Gary Johnson meme is particularly funny if your long term memory will allow you to recall the posters here that actually pulled that lever. 

I don't care who pulled that lever.  They're irrelevant, useless dregs of society.  Along with you.  

People who think they're too smart to be practical are literally too dumb to care about.  You might as well be the 80 IQ dude who fucked up my last tire change.

7 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Nope. But the Gary Johnson meme is particularly funny if your long term memory will allow you to recall the posters here that actually pulled that lever. 

Do you recall “what is Aleppo?”

8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

*long extended burp*

More like fart, but point taken.  I don’t tolerate nose holders well.  

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Do you recall “what is Aleppo?”

Of course. But that is a question that you should ask the GJ voters. You know who they are if you paid attention, 

Do you recall "decency"?  Seems some current and relevant topics wrt to the rules based international order. Yet you seem silent on those threads.  

9 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

...useless dregs of society.  Along with you.  

You might as well be the 80 IQ dude who fucked up my last tire change.

You have some problems to work out my friend. I am sorry about your tire change. You really need to QC anything being done to your car if you do not have a relationship with the shop. Maybe you need to learn how to be more relatable with others. 

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All of Ana’s posts are just distractions from the fact that he loves Trump because Trump appointed justices who overturned Roe and are forcing women into becoming brood sows again.

6 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

All of Ana’s posts are just distractions from the fact that he loves Trump because Trump appointed justices who overturned Roe and are forcing women into becoming brood sows again.

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56 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Are you illiterate? I already told you that I am not going to vote for any of the present candidates and will probably write in my vote. Same as I did last time, and for that matter the time before. Keep licking out of the two dog bowls laid in front of you and struggling to understand why anyone would do anything different. In the meantime I will pass. 

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21 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

All of Ana’s posts are just distractions from the fact that he loves Trump because Trump appointed justices who overturned Roe and are forcing women into becoming brood sows again.

I’m not going to pretend I know what’s in his head, but I’ll tell you this.  My daughter had a miscarriage this past month, and having to worry about whether she could get proper care, in this day and age, is fucking ridiculous.  

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

I already told you that I am not going to vote for any of the present candidates and will probably write in my vote.

Good job! Who ya leaning towards and do they know you might vote for them?

6 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

Good job! Who ya leaning towards and do they know you might vote for them?

Herbert Hoover ain’t gonna vote for himself.   Get with the program.  

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

The best option is to support alternative candidates that align with your political beliefs. This is not hard guys. You just have to break out of the dichotomy. If enough of us do it, we may get somewhere. Or we maintain course, circling the drain. 

Voted third party from 1984 until 2008. If only I had thought to write in candidates that I was unwilling to name when discussing politics with other people, maybe things would be different now.

Lol

Maybe this will be the year that Ana's write-in vote for some truly garbage candidate upends the entire two-party system. Stranger things have...literally never happened.

But, yeah, we all know who he would vote for if he lived in a state where his presidential vote actually mattered. He's not very subtle.

 

5 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Took my in-laws to a little whole in the wall taqueria to eat breffis tacos this morning and got stuck behind 18 wheelers hauling mobile homes.  The most maddening, infuriating thing to me.  Try as I might I can't keep my composure when I'm dealing with this BS.

So my wife tells them that Ive told her when I'm president that's my first order of business.  Get those fuckers off the road during daylight hours. I'll figure out the economy and foreign relations on day 2.

My FIL chimes in that the first thing I need to do is stop people from changing their pronouns.

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I told him I was only interested in handling the important problems like 18 wheelers taking up 2 lanes on the highway.

Then I asked him if he ever worked with or been around someone who had changed their pronouns.  As you can imagine "well, no". 

But it's a big problem.

 

 

 

Glad you didn’t take him to a half in the wall taco place.

3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

If you agree with NH on anything wrt foreign policy you are a horrible person and should be ashamed. 

I thought Nikki supports Ukraine and NATO.    This is in contrast to Comrades Donald L Trump and Rhonda Satan 

45 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’m not going to pretend I know what’s in his head, but I’ll tell you this.

Yeah. Well that won’t stop wildcat from conjuring up some fantasy narrative. 
 

it’s funny watching people go into convulsions and barking out delusions when someone tells them that they aren’t gonna participate in this dysfunctional political system. 
 

Even funnier when the so called progressives are running interference for Biden administration shitting on them over and over again. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Yeah. Well that won’t stop wildcat from conjuring up some fantasy narrative. 
 

it’s funny watching people go into convulsions and barking out delusions when someone tells them that they aren’t gonna participate in this dysfunctional political system. 
 

Even funnier when the so called progressives are running interference for Biden administration shitting on them over and over again. 

The only people shitting on themselves are the non-committed.  Like I said, you can say you’re independent, but that just means you’re flaky as fuck and you can’t make up your mind.  Oh, and you don’t recognize a goddamned fascist.  

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I’m not going to pretend I know what’s in his head, but I’ll tell you this.  My daughter had a miscarriage this past month, and having to worry about whether she could get proper care, in this day and age, is fucking ridiculous.  

Dude I am so sorry. My condolences. 

There’s some inconvenient truths in this world.  Donald J Trump is a huge piece of shit, and if YOU, do anything to enable him, including  voting 3rd party, you are a huge piece of shit too.  

8 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Dude I am so sorry. My condolences. 

Thanks.  Hope you’re doing well.   

 

No President can take a way guns. Our education system has either failed or has done what it is designed to do. Congress writes and passes laws. They are the only group that can change gun laws. If Biden does it - our entire system of government changes.
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I wonder why some people don't seem to be able to grasp the concept that maybe some of us vote for Biden because we like his policies in general. Not all, but a lot.

9 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

The only people shitting on themselves are the non-committed.

Some of y’all should legit be committed. 
 

Adherence to this political system is a mental illness. Enjoy the forced choice between two senile geriatrics. Best we can do. Over and over again. Our politics fail us, until we decide differently. 

Ana is still upset he has a binary choice?

Oh well. I can keep right on scrolling past his bullshit. 

6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Some of y’all should legit be committed. 
 

Adherence to this political system is a mental illness. Enjoy the forced choice between two senile geriatrics. Best we can do. Over and over again. Our politics fail us, until we decide differently. 

A decent man and decent president vs the worst person in the world who has already attempted a coup promising to be a dictator. Worst both sides ever.

Just now, Red Five said:

A decent man and decent president vs the worst person in the world who has already attempted a coup promising to be a dictator. Worst both sides ever.

Pull the lever with conviction. You don’t need my endorsement. If you are happy with this system and the results, enjoy. It’s only gonna get better. 

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20 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Some of y’all should legit be committed. 
 

Adherence to this political system is a mental illness. Enjoy the forced choice between two senile geriatrics. Best we can do. Over and over again. Our politics fail us, until we decide differently. 

Other than complaining on a message board and not voting for president, what do you suggest we do about it?

These are the ones that kill me.

Rs gonna vote against it and then run back home and brag about what they didn't do.

 

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13 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Pull the lever with conviction. You don’t need my endorsement. If you are happy with this system and the results, enjoy. It’s only gonna get better. 

I think keeping the dictator/soon to be convicted felon/rapist out of office is priority number one. What is your suggestion?

12 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Are you illiterate? I already told you that I am not going to vote for any of the present candidates and will probably write in my vote. Same as I did last time, and for that matter the time before. Keep licking out of the two dog bowls laid in front of you and struggling to understand why anyone would do anything different. In the meantime I will pass. 

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You weren't asked who you'll vote for. You're happily out here parroting that Haley is worst of the three and there's no chance you'll even have the option to vote for her. You were asked, along the same line, who the best of the three is. That's a question squarely within the box you established on your own.

If you don't want to answer or don't know just say so. As it stands you just look like you're not smart enough to comprehend a very simple question.

 

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Just finished the Caro biography of Robert Moses.  Yet another example of how there has always been a majority of stupid/misinformed/passive voters that have to be herded correctly at one's peril. 

I think the most common voter attitude in the past was apathy and a bit of envy.  The internets have turned that attitude to rage and lots of envy.

You used to just have to have the big newspapers in your pocket.  It's more complicated now.

1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I think keeping the dictator/soon to be convicted felon/rapist out of office is priority number one. What is your suggestion?

Ana wants a theocracy, so his suggestion is to elect the dictator.

 

 

2 hours ago, gmr548 said:

Haley is worst of the three

 

Haley is just the worst. Doesn’t really matter the line up. Barry Switzer, Jerry Jones, Nikki Haley. Yep. Still the worst. “But anastasis yOu HAvE tO pIcK OnE oR tHeOcrACy!”. 
 

Circling the fucking drain, just jump on in and enjoy the ride. 

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14 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Of course. But that is a question that you should ask the GJ voters. You know who they are if you paid attention, 

Do you recall "decency"?  Seems some current and relevant topics wrt to the rules based international order. Yet you seem silent on those threads.  

I’m mostly silent these days. We’re all fucked, didn’t you know?
What did you think “burn it all down” meant when you voted for it? We are now in the “fire and blood” phase that you laughed off in 2016, and it’s very likely to get much worse. If anything you should be enjoying yourself. 

20 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I’m mostly silent these days.

I understand. Probably for the best. It’s kinda foolish to keep rolling out a defense of the system based on its inherent “decency”. Really requires a complete suspension of reality. 

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good thread with site/sources. 

Maybe don't for people who will make it even worse.

I know, that's a bridge too far.

1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

Haley is just the worst. Doesn’t really matter the line up. Barry Switzer, Jerry Jones, Nikki Haley. Yep. Still the worst. “But anastasis yOu HAvE tO pIcK OnE oR tHeOcrACy!”. 
 

Circling the fucking drain, just jump on in and enjoy the ride. 

Well? What do you want and what do you suggest doing to get it?

38 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

I understand. Probably for the best. It’s kinda foolish to keep rolling out a defense of the system based on its inherent “decency”. Really requires a complete suspension of reality. 

Can you name a person who has ever run for president or is running for president who you really liked and did or would enthusiastically vote for?

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The most "You want to improve society yet you participate in society, interesting!!" exchange ever. 

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Look I'd like the contest for Republicans to last longer and have more options, but to pretend we don't have a primary season in the lead up to our binary choice, which it isn't, is head in the sand rhetoric.

I’m really amazed at how ageism, along with every other ugly thing in our culture, has been normalized. We’re far removed from the time when younger people would pad their midsections so the girth would give them the appearance of age and wisdom. If Biden were  61 instead of 81, based on what we’ve seen so far, would being younger make him a more effective president, I even if we control for the physical decline that comes with aging?

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