January 1, 20241 yr 2023.... 365 days! Shart free in 23! Going for 2 in 24! I tempted Fate and Fate blinked first Edited January 1, 20241 yr by Longhornstampede
January 1, 20241 yr 8 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Clean slate. History of posting checks out. At first I thought Doomlet finally had his own thread lol
January 1, 20241 yr Had a late December mini-shart, but I'm looking to regroup and come out stronger and more confident of myself as I tackle 2024 head-on!!
January 1, 20241 yr Sharting...hmmm would this be considered the same thing as "spotting" for a woman?
January 1, 20241 yr Author 55 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said: Sharting...hmmm would this be considered the same thing as "spotting" for a woman? No.
January 1, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Steel Shank said: Had a late December mini-shart, but I'm looking to regroup and come out stronger and more confident of myself as I tackle 2024 head-on!! We just have to go out there and execute and take one week at a time and be the best we can be from one moment to the next. If we take care of that we'll be fine. No unforced errors and can't beat ourselves. We're very confident right now. -- very deliberate each step. We'll see how it all shakes out in the end. Edited January 1, 20241 yr by Chooky Get me a towel, please
January 1, 20241 yr December is behind me - the shart is over. I'm not going to let one shart beat me twice.
January 2, 20241 yr Author 38 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said: This is just not my problem at all. Opposite in fact. Carry on. Pride goeth before a shart, bro.
January 2, 20241 yr 21 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said: Sharting...hmmm would this be considered the same thing as "spotting" for a woman? The shart cares not about your gender. This thread is available to all to lessen (or broaden) the shame caused by an unexpected fecal release, regardless of one’s age, gender, national origin, citizenship status, education, disability, or veteran status.
January 2, 20241 yr Mid-year I was walking 10k every night. I quickly built my route around where free/clean bathrooms were. There were several close calls. Here’s hoping for a clean 24 as I have the nightly walking back on my resolutions.
January 2, 20241 yr 28 minutes ago, Fastbreak said: Mid-year I was walking 10k every night. I quickly built my route around where free/clean bathrooms were. There were several close calls. Here’s hoping for a clean 24 as I have the nightly walking back on my resolutions. Avatar and nightly activities check out. Hello, Richard.
January 3, 20241 yr Caught a scare w/ a 0200 thick fart in my sleep.Easily made it to baño, brought phone... escaped without any damage.
January 3, 20241 yr Sigh. Managed to realize it wasn’t a fart building at 4:00 am, so avoided the bed shart. Turns out it was food poisoning (probably a salad I had at lunch). Started blowing mud then…and kept on for 5 hours. Barely slept. At home now, tired and dehydrated, sipping Gatorade. And still far from back to normal.
January 3, 20241 yr On 1/2/2024 at 8:55 AM, Fastbreak said: Mid-year I was walking 10k every night. how long does that take you?
January 3, 20241 yr 32 minutes ago, Brisketexan said: Sigh. Managed to realize it wasn’t a fart building at 4:00 am, so avoided the bed shart. Turns out it was food poisoning (probably a salad I had at lunch). Started blowing mud then…and kept on for 5 hours. Barely slept. At home now, tired and dehydrated, sipping Gatorade. And still far from back to normal. Sorry you're feeling poorly. It's amazing how much fp is caused by salad and other greens. I love to make salad but it's getting to where those oysters your family grilled over the weekend were probably safer.
January 3, 20241 yr On 12/31/2023 at 10:01 PM, Prepuce of Doom said: Clean slate. I still haven't cleaned the bath mat from 2023, so this is only a metaphorically clean slate.
January 3, 20241 yr '23 was a bad year for me. I'm not optimistic about '24. 44 minutes ago, Rimbo said: I still haven't cleaned the bath mat from 2023, so this is only a metaphorically clean slate.
January 3, 20241 yr Sorry you're feeling poorly. It's amazing how much fp is caused by salad and other greens. I love to make salad but it's getting to where those oysters your family grilled over the weekend were probably safer.Well, turns out I have a fever too. So it’s probably some sort of Norovirus or something. Even more fun. I just crashed and slept another 2 hours.
January 3, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Sigh. Managed to realize it wasn’t a fart building at 4:00 am, so avoided the bed shart. Turns out it was food poisoning (probably a salad I had at lunch). Started blowing mud then…and kept on for 5 hours. Barely slept. At home now, tired and dehydrated, sipping Gatorade. And still far from back to normal. I'm shocked that you, of all people, ate a salad.
January 4, 20241 yr I'm shocked that you, of all people, ate a salad.After Monday’s consumption…lots of salads and greens are called for. On the bright side, I won’t eat anything at all today. Just Gatorade.
January 4, 20241 yr how long does that take you?I go at about an 11 min per km pace, so generally 2 hours. It’s when I clear out my podcasts.
January 4, 20241 yr 21 hours ago, Brisketexan said: Well, turns out I have a fever too. So it’s probably some sort of Norovirus or something. Even more fun. I just crashed and slept another 2 hours. There’s definitely an outbreak going around. I ate an entire large pizza from Marco’s on Monday night to watch the game, tuesday I was feeling like shit and by that night my asshole was a firehose. Bad headache and fever too, lasted a good 10-12 hours.
January 4, 20241 yr Author 3 minutes ago, Helobious said: There’s definitely an outbreak going around. I ate an entire large pizza from Marco’s on Monday night to watch the game, tuesday I was feeling like shit and by that night my asshole was a firehose. Bad headache and fever too, lasted a good 10-12 hours. All that pizza probably didn't help your asshole, either! *rimshot
January 4, 20241 yr Yeah I think my days of eating entire large pizza’s in one sitting are over. I used to destroy the dominos large 3 topping $7.99 carry out specials in college. My asshole handled that fine
January 4, 20241 yr Popular Post I'm not sure if this goes in this thread, or the getting old sucks thread, but I encountered my first ever sheeze today.
January 4, 20241 yr Author 27 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I'm not sure if this goes in this thread, or the getting old sucks thread, but I encountered my first ever sheeze today. Almost had a shough yesterday myself. But I'll tell you one thing, coughing while you're perched on the throne and backing one out is one of life's great unpleasantries - felt like my entire vascular system was going to explode from all the conflicting pressure.
January 5, 20241 yr On 1/3/2024 at 4:30 PM, Brisketexan said: Well, turns out I have a fever too. So it’s probably some sort of Norovirus or something. Even more fun. I just crashed and slept another 2 hours. Had it over Christmas. 6 very long days. My advice is to get an IV, I got 2, to stay hydrated. Also, my asshole just laughed at Imodium, once I started chugging Pepto while alternating Imodium things improved. I managed to stay clean but was glued to the toilet. Godspeed.
January 5, 20241 yr 6 hours ago, HeHateMe said: Had it over Christmas. 6 very long days. My advice is to get an IV, I got 2, to stay hydrated. Also, my asshole just laughed at Imodium, once I started chugging Pepto while alternating Imodium things improved. I managed to stay clean but was glued to the toilet. Godspeed. Guess I got lucky. Was just a 24 hour-ish thing for me. Took me longer than it should have to realize it was viral and not food poisoning - as I sat on the sofa, shivering and exhausted, then crawled into bed mid-day to crash for a few hours....I realized "huh....maybe I'm actually sick." Had a fever then, and that evening. Long night's sleep, with lots of tossing and turning as the fever broke, then a day of recovery yesterday, and I'm back at it today. And man, did I pound the gatorade so I could avoid an IV and ER trip.
January 5, 20241 yr Shart, Sheeze and Shough is a little-known: a) law firm b) Irish folk/pop supergroup c) late-in-life Dr. Seuss book
January 5, 20241 yr Author I'm embarking on Day 3 of the shitfest that's going around - currently blasting soup through a hose for the third time this morning. But it's a great weight loss plan!
January 7, 20241 yr On 1/4/2024 at 3:09 PM, Helobious said: Yeah I think my days of eating entire large pizza’s in one sitting are over. I used to destroy the dominos large 3 topping $7.99 carry out specials in college. My asshole handled that fine Yeah, that's when I started to realize I was "maturing". For a person my size, I would eat as much as a person outweighed me by 100lbs. Now I barely put a dent in a full sized meal.
January 7, 20241 yr Author 1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said: Yeah, that's when I started to realize I was "maturing". For a person my size, I would eat as much as a person outweighed me by 100lbs. Now I barely put a dent in a full sized meal. To be fair, you've also undertaken an *extremely* radical weight-loss plan in the meantime!
January 8, 20241 yr Started taking acid reflux medicine which seems to turn stomach acid into farts. A LOT of farts. This has introduced a brand new challenge to my butthole discipline. I think with focuseness that I can turn this into a victory for 2024.
January 9, 20241 yr On 1/5/2024 at 7:40 AM, Prepuce of Doom said: I'm embarking on Day 3 of the shitfest that's going around - currently blasting soup through a hose for the third time this morning. But it's a great weight loss plan! Dude, y'all too? Yeah, down about 5 lbs after my Christmas week shits.
January 9, 20241 yr Only had the one mid-season stumble during '23 after a clean '22. Hoping that I'm in the early 2010s SF Giants pattern with championships coming in even years.
January 9, 20241 yr On 1/7/2024 at 9:23 PM, MissingInAction said: Started taking acid reflux medicine which seems to turn stomach acid into farts. A LOT of farts. This has introduced a brand new challenge to my butthole discipline. I think with focuseness that I can turn this into a victory for 2024. NEVER, EVER trust a fart, especially after age 50.
January 10, 20241 yr Been dealing with ulcerative colitis so already making my excuses, but suffice it to say I had to throw away my underwear at work today.
January 10, 20241 yr On 1/7/2024 at 7:23 PM, MissingInAction said: Started taking acid reflux medicine which seems to turn stomach acid into farts. A LOT of farts. This has introduced a brand new challenge to my butthole discipline. I think with focuseness that I can turn this into a victory for 2024. Just assume they’re all farts. What’s the worst that could happen?
January 10, 20241 yr Almost to page 2 and we aren't even halfway through January. 2024 is going to be messy...
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