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Gonna be a drinking in front of the fireplace while watching football all day kind of day. 

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5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Gonna be a drinking in front of the fireplace while watching football all day kind of day. 

Yeah, being nice and offering to pick up lunch for the fam then getting poured on walking to the car and getting stuck in traffic due to two different wrecks was not the play. 

Case of beer, Pint of Jamie, and several marie calendars pot pies.

Already emptied the dog. Lady friend offered to come over, but she's not a football fan so I said let's celebrate after the game.

She offered to wear my Roy Williams jersey for the "celebrating'.

33 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Yeah, being nice and offering to pick up lunch for the fam then getting poured on walking to the car and getting stuck in traffic due to two different wrecks was not the play. 

Uber Eats or DoorDash are your friends.

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Case of beer, Pint of Jamie, and several marie calendars pot pies.

Already emptied the dog. Lady friend offered to come over, but she's not a football fan so I said let's celebrate after the game.

She offered to wear my Roy Williams jersey for the "celebrating'.

Should do prop bets for sexual favors. 

20 minutes ago, Hate said:

Uber Eats or DoorDash are your friends.

I’m sure we’re the last family on earth to not dl any of those apps. If my kids thought that was an option we’d have drivers pulling up nightly. 

Making split pea and ham soup, bread is in the oven, fuck going out in this.

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Watch your cornholes in SE Texas tonight.

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Watch your cornholes in SE Texas tonight.
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Rudolph’s nose better be fully charged.
1 hour ago, txduck87 said:


Rudolph’s nose better be fully charged.

That’s what the lightning is for.

Of course the line of storms forms just east of Travis County.

 

 

17 minutes ago, Paper_jam said:

Of course the line of storms forms just east of Travis County.

 

 

We were out in NB driving around looking at Christmas lights when we started to see lightning. Kids are like "oh no Santa has to come in a storm". Wife "we'd better head home".

Me: "you dumb silly bastards"

Fog giving way to severe thunderstorms this morning?  Probably not…but maybe. 

It's like a cow pissing on a flat rock in WiseCo. Was a little sketchy getting home this morning with the rain and dense fog.

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This is yet another event for Northeast and East Texas. Houston might get a tornado though, so that's fun.

All of SE Texas is now under a tornado watch. Could be some large hail and damaging winds as well. 

Crazy wind and rain in Central Houston over the last hour.

I drove over an hour to a sheet metal shop on roughly 59 and 610 N. The fencing I need is about 35 cents a foot there vs 85 cents at tractor supply (and over $1 at HD/Lowes). Got my car in line and went in and they were closing because of the rain. Ffs. Forklifts work in the rain, even if it’s bodies in the trees rain. 

26 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

I drove over an hour to a sheet metal shop on roughly 59 and 610 N. The fencing I need is about 35 cents a foot there vs 85 cents at tractor supply (and over $1 at HD/Lowes). Got my car in line and went in and they were closing because of the rain. Ffs. Forklifts work in the rain, even if it’s bodies in the trees rain. 

Well metal notoriously melts in the rain you know.

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well metal notoriously melts in the rain you know.

Big, if true

Storms on the coast and I can see the lightning from New Braunfels. 

There were a couple tornadoes outside El Campo this afternoon.  Not sure if there was much improvement done or not.  

Tornado warning for Cypress.

 

Looks like today could be a tornado outbreak kinda day for the Southeast. 

19 minutes ago, boknowstecmo said:

Tornado warning for Cypress.

 

Looks like today could be a tornado outbreak kinda day for the Southeast. 

Confirmed on the ground in the Cypress/Tomball area according to the NWS.

My mom left our house in Kingwood to drive back to her place near the Woodlands 30 minutes ago.   Right down the Grand Parkway.   Oops.

More to come for the Woodlands area I believe.

More to come for the Woodlands area I believe.

Think we dodged a bullet this time.

Yeah, that circulation went just south of my house. That was entirely too close.

Tornado on the ground near Alvin

They're saying the tornado is ~1 mile wide and just passed south of Winnine, headed toward Port Arthur now.  Scary stuff.

So this thing is about to hit the south side of Port A?  Nah nothing there that getting fucked up by a huge tornado wouldn't cause wider issues....nope nothing at all.  

My ass would be the one to go on a run to PetSmart when they were talking about a large tornado touching down in Port Arthur. 😑

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On its way to me.   I hope all you perverts made it OK

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