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is this thing even moving?  Radar motion looks like it's getting squished against an invisible wall just outside of Austin.

27 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Feeling sprinkles at Mueller. 

It's piss

43 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Feeling sprinkles at Mueller. 

Luna raise her leg?

46 minutes ago, utee94 said:

This is really gonna hurt.  Like getting your heart cut out... with a SPOON.

Why a spoon?  Why not an axe?

KXAN is saying it should rain at my house for at least the next 6 hours.

We are laughing.

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

KXAN is saying it should rain at my house for at least the next 6 hours.

We are laughing.

 

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And people (not Surly) laugh when I talk about the force field around Canyon Lake.   Right now...

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1 hour ago, utee94 said:

This is really gonna hurt.  Like getting your heart cut out... with a SPOON.

26 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Why a spoon?  Why not an axe?

Because it’s hard as shit to cut out a heart with a fucking spoon, given the cartilage and bone you have to go through.  Not even a grapefruit spoon helps much.

1 minute ago, Cajun said:

And people (not Surly) laugh when I talk about the force field around Canyon Lake.   Right now...

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Tell your neighbors to stop making meth.

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Because it’s hard as shit to cut out a heart with a fucking spoon, given the cartilage and bone you have to go through.  Not even a grapefruit spoon helps much.

I believe the answer is was looking for was "Because it's dull, you twit, it will hurt more."

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^^^

I've been saying for years how much that actor, Michael Wincott, looks like a dark-haired (and more attractive) version of Marjorie Taylor-Greene.  

77 degrees and a nice, steady downpour in late June at crown and anchor. Not often can we say that. 

24 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man....looks drier than his wife's panties up in there.

Yeah, she had to go out and take the kids somewhere. Wonder where? PhD's house?

75.4 degrees. Steady rain. nap time.

Just now, Cajun said:

Lulz...

 

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Meth man, I am telling you. We can smell it in San Marcos when the wind is right.

8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

75.4 degrees. Steady rain. nap time.

Meth man, I am telling you. We can smell it in San Marcos when the wind is right.

You don't need to tell me, the dude that lives at the corner down the street stays up 24/7 making SeaDoos into 4 wheel land vehicles.  Saw him out there a few weeks ago at 3am with his blowtorch goin' full tilt.

A few months ago, on Nextdoor Canyon Lake, was a story about how some meth-head stole somebody's golf cart and the Comal Co PoPo had to pit him into a ditch to get 'em to stop.

I'm crapping you negative.

42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Man....looks drier than his wife's panties up in there.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia  Buccees .

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Did you dog nap Luna?

No. She is on the patio.

Are you sure? Mushrooms can fuck you up.

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Feeling sprinkles at Mueller. 

 

thai hooker ?

Solid moderate rain nearby Disch-Falk since 3ish. 

This slow but long rain, it’s amazing. 

Left Hunt at 5:30.  In Georgetown now.  Light to medium rain the entire time.

A June rain in what feels like a decade of Hell. I’m going to take it and smile. 

Solid rain for the last two hours at Horseshoe Bay. And looks like more is coming for the next few hours. This is great.

2 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

This is glorious.

It’s picked up a lot in the last hour, but not enough to overwhelm us.

6 hours ago, Cajun said:

You don't need to tell me, the dude that lives at the corner down the street stays up 24/7 making SeaDoos into 4 wheel land vehicles.  Saw him out there a few weeks ago at 3am with his blowtorch goin' full tilt.

A few months ago, on Nextdoor Canyon Lake, was a story about how some meth-head stole somebody's golf cart and the Comal Co PoPo had to pit him into a ditch to get 'em to stop.

I'm crapping you negative.

Dad?

6 inches for the day in Harlingen, i hope falcon lake is getting the same water, it was at 9% full as of yesterday 

Tell Sprinkles I said she better pay me the money she owes me.

1 hour ago, troph said:

It’s rained since 3:00pm at ours. Still raining now.

I’ll take a minor f’up like this all day long.  Be more wrong, kxan!

15 minutes ago, Updawg said:

This just keeps coming to sw austin.

And central.  It’s died down for a bit here and then, even stopped briefly, but picks back up.  Right now is probably the heaviest it’s been. Unfortunately will probably be over soon I’d the radar is right.

13 hours ago, Cajun said:

You don't need to tell me, the dude that lives at the corner down the street stays up 24/7 making SeaDoos into 4 wheel land vehicles.  Saw him out there a few weeks ago at 3am with his blowtorch goin' full tilt.

A few months ago, on Nextdoor Canyon Lake, was a story about how some meth-head stole somebody's golf cart and the Comal Co PoPo had to pit him into a ditch to get 'em to stop.

I'm crapping you negative.

These posts are…troublesome.   We’ve been keeping it as a “maybe” area so we can gtfo of Houston. How tf is a bunch of ~1m homes filled with methy OU lineage?

@fattyflattieDo not despair FF, it's really not an issue.  Are there the methy types around?  Yup.  Are they really a big problem?  Nope.  I moved here from SA about 2 yrs ago and haven't had one issue with crime since the move.  Nothing.  During the last 2 yrs I lived in SA (Alamo Fucking Heights for that matter) I had 4 break-ins and had tens of thousands of dollars of stuff stolen.

There are shitloads of Comal Co Sheriff's deputies all over the place 24/7 here.  Many live in whatever neighborhood you'd be bound to buy in.  To get from Startzville to my house (about a 2 mile drive), you see 5 cruisers parked in driveways and that's not even mentioning the undercover 5-0 that live all around the lake.  Get busted in Comal Co and you've got problems.  That's all I'll say to avoid CR'ing this thing up.  On top of the 5-0 factor you have a ton of retired military here.  Sheeeeiiiiit, Fort Sam Houston out of SA has their own resort on Canyon Lake just reserved for them.  The lake was created by the Army Corps of Engineers and is still controlled by them.   A lot of those folks are also acting or former LEOs and even if they're not, they are watchful, vigilant, and not to be trifled with and the Joe Dirt types seem to understand that (with the occasional humorous exception).

Like most any lake there are some areas of missing teeth and tank top types, but I used to see just as many up Lake Travis and LBJ way.  Just like those spots, they are held in check here.  It's not a big thing.

9 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Dad?

Nah, that's my old neighbor in Houston. If he wasn't working on a lawnmower at 2 am, he was playing the goddamn drums or getting in yelling matches with his gf about dildos while they threw N-bombs back and forth (they were white).

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