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  • RamjetFDO
    RamjetFDO

    ...and go get some nacho tots.    

  • scuffed (@scuffedpod)

  • alincoln
    alincoln

    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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#203
Just now, Ted Lange said:

Brazilian fans when they first lay eyes on Kyle Field

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This could be one of the dumbest desicions in sports. How many hotel room does Collie Station have? Just like the eclipse, I have to see it. Yo, CDC, why not in Austin?

#204

How many calls is DPS and Polic dept gonna get from locals claiming the migrant caravan has arrived in College Station that week?  25,000+?

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#206
10 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

How many calls is DPS and Polic dept gonna get from locals claiming the migrant caravan has arrived in College Station that week?  25,000+?

omg texags is going to be a goldmine.

#209

CCV got another knock so was probably left off for that reason. Debate on US soccer sub is whether Miles or McKenzie is the beneficiary.

Adams on the bench for Bournemouth today and is expected to play.

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#211
1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

This could be one of the dumbest desicions in sports. How many hotel room does Collie Station have? Just like the eclipse, I have to see it. Yo, CDC, why not in Austin?

Uh, because likely no one would play there since we don't have grass.

#214
28 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

When does Dest serve his red card suspension for going insane during the Nations League?   Or has he already?

I'd forgotten about that. Almost.

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#215
2 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

When does Dest serve his red card suspension for going insane during the Nations League?   Or has he already?

He misses the semifinal against Jamaica 

#216
12 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Not sure where to put this. Brazil and Mexico are playing at Kyle Field this summer. @MissingInAction and me are* talking about a Texas crew to go.

1- Two good teams. I am all about Brazil.

2- UT needs a visible presence. Fuck aggy.

3- We can learn their parking before the football rematch. Again, fuck aggy.

 

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/news/texas-am-tamu-aggies-kyle-field-host-first-international-match-mexico-brazil-national-teams

1) I don’t go to College Station.

 Have been once and am never. Going again.

2) * “Me are” is fucking regarded grammar. 

 Even the Mexicans & Brazilians wouldn’t butcher English like that. 
 

3) Hopefully the concessions are influenced by the two teams, but get there just in case and sample the food outside the stadium. 
 

Trash something on campus on your way out. Maybe use some kind of week killer to kill off the grass in an area that says:

27-25

#217
8 hours ago, Napoleon said:

2) * “Me are” is fucking regarded grammar. 

 Even the Mexicans & Brazilians wouldn’t butcher English like that. 

Agreed. Inka is so regarded. It's almost as bad as those who punctuate improperly. Like this gem I just read:

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Have been once and am never. Going again.

Like OMG, what an idoit! Let's just hope this villain doesn't start using his exclamation points haphazardly.

#218
19 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Arguably the finest roster the U.S. has assembled. Will be interesting to see if it lives up to the (my) hype.

"H(y)ope is a dangerous thing, my friend, it can kill a man" 


-Don't forget the slug that sets the lineups, formations and botches the substitutions that sits on the boundary

#219
9 hours ago, Napoleon said:

1) I don’t go to College Station.

 Have been once and am never. Going again.

2) * “Me are” is fucking regarded grammar. 

 Even the Mexicans & Brazilians wouldn’t butcher English like that. 
 

3) Hopefully the concessions are influenced by the two teams, but get there just in case and sample the food outside the stadium. 
 

Trash something on campus on your way out. Maybe use some kind of week killer to kill off the grass in an area that says:

27-25

Weed killer?  Why not just a couple 50 gallon drums of heavily salted water and make some designs?  

#220
3 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

"H(y)ope is a dangerous thing, my friend, it can kill a man" 


-Don't forget the slug that sets the lineups, formations and botches the substitutions that sits on the boundary

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#221

Pulisic with a goal and an assist so far. Just needs to get someone sent off for the CONCACAF trifecta (goal/assist/shithousery). 

#222
WHO ELSE BUT CHRISTIAN PULISIC? WHAT A GOAL TO OPEN THE SCORING FOR AC MILAN WHO ARE ALL BUT THROUGH TO THE EUROPA LEAGUE QUARTERFINALS 🔥THREE GOALS IN THREE MATCHES(via @CBSSportsGolazo)

 

CHRISTIAN PULISIC ASSIST. He's on fire. 🇺🇸Not a bad finish from RAFA LEAO either. 😉pic.twitter.com/lqlck9syii

 

 

#223

This is amazing. Milan makes a post about CP scoring in 3 straight matches.

Top comment:

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Which roughly translates to: "if Chelsea has any more "scraps" they'd like to give us, we'll volunteer"

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#224

Remember a year ago, when Pulisic first went to AC Milan and many were worried if Leao would keep Christian on the bench? Fast forward to today and you see the sort of highlights that @ztejas shared, with both players featured simultaneously.

Credit Puli for working hard, getting better, staying healthy and proving to Pioli that he deserved any minute he could get.

But let's also credit Pioli for recognizing how Christian is special and finding a way to get both Leao and Pulisic on the pitch at the same time.

The right boss makes all the difference.

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#225
10 hours ago, ztejas said:

This is amazing. Milan makes a post about CP scoring in 3 straight matches.

Top comment:

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Which roughly translates to: "if Chelsea has any more "scraps" they'd like to give us, we'll volunteer"

That list of Chelsea scraps just grows...

#226
Borussia Dortmund rising talent Cole Campbell (18) on switching to represent the United States from Iceland:“I played against Aron Johansson. He pulled me aside & said that I MUST consider playing for the USA. He said it was a decision he would do all over again.”

 

#227

Crazy considering Johansson played like 5 games for us.

I meant "crazy" in a good way.  And, yes, I know AJ played more than 5 games.

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#228

You can fuck around up there in Iceland with it's high quality of living and breathtaking natural scenery, or you can get on a plane to Columbus, Ohio and do something that actually matters. 

#229

pretty assist

ANTONEE ROBINSON ASSIST. Curls a dangerous ball right into the Kenny Loggins Danger Zone. Rodrigo Muniz scores 6th goal in last 7 games. 🤍🇺🇸🇧🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

 

#230
HAJI WRIGHT'S 100' WINNER AGAINST WOLVES TO SEND COVENTRY CITY TO WEMBLEY IN THE FA CUP! 🔥WHAT A MOMENT FOR THE USMNT FORWARD 🇺🇸(via @EmiratesFACup)

 

#232
14 hours ago, The Maestro said:
HAJI WRIGHT'S 100' WINNER AGAINST WOLVES TO SEND COVENTRY CITY TO WEMBLEY IN THE FA CUP! 🔥WHAT A MOMENT FOR THE USMNT FORWARD 🇺🇸(via @EmiratesFACup)

 

My Wolverhampton crush, Georgia Eden, was looking to be chuffed, but she ended up gutted.

Her hair has definitely been better, but she’s young and still finding her look.

#233

Alejandro Moreno looks WAY better for Club America than he does for the US.  Also, Cade Cowell was playing for Chivas.  I was under the impression that Chivas consisted of only Mexican nationals.  I guess I was wrong.

#234
1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

1) Alejandro Moreno looks WAY better for Club America than he does for the US.  Also, 2) Cade Cowell was playing for Chivas.  I was under the impression that Chivas consisted of only Mexican nationals.  I guess I was wrong.

1) Alejandro Moreno…

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2) Cade Cowell

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Guadalajara has accepted that they need to allow dual nationals (especially with Aztec blood 🩸) to play on their team or they will fall further into irrelevancy. 

Cade has a Mexican passport, so he’s good enough these days.

#236
2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

1) Alejandro Moreno…

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2) Cade Cowell

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Guadalajara has accepted that they need to allow dual nationals (especially with Aztec blood 🩸) to play on their team or they will fall further into irrelevancy. 

Cade has a Mexican passport, so he’s good enough these days.

1.  My bad.

2.  That makes sense.  My memory of Chivas' rule was of 10+ years ago.

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#238
9 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Crap.  I sure hope Texas isn't playing Thursday night.  We've got the US, then Mexico in Nation's League soccer that evening.

Nah the NIT is early in the week (ducks)

#239
CHRISTIAN PULISIC GOAL. NOW SCORED IN 4 STRAIGHT GAMES. PULI PLAYING SIC-ER THAN EVER. 🇺🇸🇮🇹pic.twitter.com/fvnGRPox2a

We're witnessing the birth of our first Euro superstar. I think we all wondered if a young kid would come along and break through - turns out that kid was already here. 

▪️ 12 goals▪️ 8 assistsChristian Pulisic now has 20 goal contributions in his first season with Milan 🔥

TWENTY. For fucking MILAN. 

 

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#240
57 minutes ago, ztejas said:
CHRISTIAN PULISIC GOAL. NOW SCORED IN 4 STRAIGHT GAMES. PULI PLAYING SIC-ER THAN EVER. 🇺🇸🇮🇹pic.twitter.com/fvnGRPox2a

We're witnessing the birth of our first Euro superstar. I think we all wondered if a young kid would come along and break through - turns out that kid was already here. 

▪️ 12 goals▪️ 8 assistsChristian Pulisic now has 20 goal contributions in his first season with Milan 🔥

TWENTY. For fucking MILAN. 

 

Puli flew past his marker to be in pole position  to get to that keeper’s save first.

He may be about 5’6”-5’7” and weigh about 120-130 lbs, but that boy can fly.

#242
11 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Puli flew past his marker to be in pole position  to get to that keeper’s save first.

He may be about 5’6”-5’7” and weigh about 120-130 lbs, but that boy can fly.

He's quick and smart as shit. He honestly has a little Messi in him - that nose for the ball and goal when he's playing off ball. He's nowhere near the talent Messi is but they're both small guys that see the pitch well and wind up in the right places at the right times. 

#243

CP also smoked a shot earlier in the game that hit the under side of the cross bar. He’s playing with a ton of confidence now. 

#244

Sargent, De La Torre injured. Wright, Aaronson added. Nice to have both of the additions score over the weekend. 

#245
Lozano fu*k up ✅Tillman assist ✅Pepi with the game winner ✅🫡🇺🇸 things you love to see.

 

#247
5 hours ago, dogbreath said:

Sargent, De La Torre injured. Wright, Aaronson added. Nice to have both of the additions score over the weekend. 

I don’t like adding Aaronson

He sucks ass for months, if not a year and then finally gets dropped. 

He has one good game and he’s back in the squad. 

JFC, Gregg! What the fuck?

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#249
10 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I don’t like adding Aaronson

He sucks ass for months, if not a year and then finally gets dropped. 

He has one good game and he’s back in the squad. 

JFC, Gregg! What the fuck?

Well, Gregg. 

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