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#551

Agree.  Huge loss.  FB has the weakest depth on the team.  Probably need to play Weah there.  Dest basically plays like a RWB anyway for the NT.  Scally isn’t the answer. 

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    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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#552

Have we ever played Weah at the back?

Seems like an obvious solution that Gerg wouldn't do for some stupid reason. 

What we really need is to clone Antonee.

#553

If we don’t make it out of the group, it won’t matter. No one is getting fired. That’s why we needed to lose to Jamaica. 
 

😣

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#554

Massive loss. In terms of defense, Dest is a 6, Scally is a 7. In terms of everything else - Scally is a 4, Dest is a 9.

This is going to really hurt us. 

#555
The reports coming out are not good, it seems like Dest 🇺🇸 will be out for 9 months. Which means it’s likely an ACL tear… No official report from PSV yet but those are the rumors.

 

#556
40 minutes ago, The Dog said:
The reports coming out are not good, it seems like Dest 🇺🇸 will be out for 9 months. Which means it’s likely an ACL tear… No official report from PSV yet but those are the rumors.

 

Damn. The silver lining is he would be back for the World Cup and hopefully in good form by then. 

#558
51 minutes ago, The Dog said:

what even is this goofyass lineup:

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I guess I can see wanting Musah on since he'll actually defend and wanting Leao up to so he has zero defensive responsibility. Kind of seems like they're over-thinking it, though. 

#561

 

Best moment of the season for Tim Weah (he needed it) and one of the best of his career. Juve through to the final

 

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#564
2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

How about the news of Giroud moving to MLS after the season from Milan... 

Is he planning on getting his US citizenship and making a one time switch?

#565
15 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Is he planning on getting his US citizenship and making a one time switch?

Doing an 18 month deal.  

#566
19 hours ago, Captain Ron said:

Is he planning on getting his US citizenship and making a one time switch?

USA 🇺🇸!!

USA 🇺🇸!!

USA 🇺🇸!!

USA 🇺🇸!!

 

#567
🚨🇺🇸 Barça right back Sergino Dest will be out until 2025 due to ACL injury, as club confirms.PSV Eindhoven wanted to trigger €10m buy option for Dest, they are very happy with the player but injury can change the situation in terms of negotiations.

 

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#568

Damn this is crappy all around. It sucks for the US because of the major loss of such an important player. But also for Dest if it hurts his chance to improve his standing among teams. 

#569

The ghosts of right backs past. Let’s not see Reggie Cannon, Shaq Moore or Deandre Yedlin. 

Rather not have Weah play back there. 

Let’s try 3 defenders and use Weah and Robinson as wing backs in upcoming friendlies.

Richards, Ream and Carter-Vickers as back 3. 

#570
On 3/25/2024 at 12:46 PM, Captain Ron said:

This. The guys barely got it done needing luck to get to this game. Sure we won, he still sucks because he is the best defense any time we play has. 

And given he’s been the keeper for a long ass time, he’s a big reason why the US keeps winning these games. 
 

It LITERALLY is. Sorry you’re so butthurt from yet another ass kicking. Try not to run off like @JNip has. 

Hey chill. Viva Mexico putos!!

#571
FANTASTIC RUN AND ASSIST FROM CHRISTIAN PULISIC TO SETUP OLIVIER GIROUD FOR AC MILAN 🔥pic.twitter.com/0PjesSNuKc

 

#572
Can't stop watching this GOLAZO from 20-year-old Philadelphia Union and U.S. midfielder Jack McGlynn 🔥pic.twitter.com/q3L3bDYhBI

 

#573
22 minutes ago, Mittens said:
FANTASTIC RUN AND ASSIST FROM CHRISTIAN PULISIC TO SETUP OLIVIER GIROUD FOR AC MILAN 🔥pic.twitter.com/0PjesSNuKc

 

That's a worldie.

#574
14 hours ago, Mittens said:
Can't stop watching this GOLAZO from 20-year-old Philadelphia Union and U.S. midfielder Jack McGlynn 🔥pic.twitter.com/q3L3bDYhBI

 

Move over Medford Messi, we have a left-footed player on the Philadelphia Union who actually shows some panache.

#575

 

46 - Chris Richards' 40th-minute assist for Crystal Palace was the 46th assist by a #USMNT player in the top 5 European leagues this season. The only non-European countries with more are Brazil and Argentina. Helpers.

 

#576

word broke an hour ago that conmebol has agreed to have a US Supporter's section at ALL US MATCHES

us opens v. bolivia @ the deathstar 23 june

links will be up tomorrow

#577
Malik Tillman hilariously crashed Luuk’s interview.“That’s enough. I’m his press manager. It’s enough. It’s time to celebrate, so let’s go.”

 

#578
🚨 EXCL.: CBS Sports' exclusive US media rights to Serie A end in two weeks, but Serie A has delayed a decision on who the next broadcaster will be. Our sources reveal the drama behind the scenes, and the race between CBS and ESPN to acquire the rights.https://t.co/A9lIhVbwnP

 

#579
🚨 JUST IN: As things stand, PSV have decided not to activate their buy option on Sergino Dest. [🌕: @RikElfrink]

 

#581
4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Philadelphia Union sign 14-year-old phenom Cavan Sullivan to record deal

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/05/09/sport/philadelphia-union-cavan-sullivan-soccer

He said that all kids want to play for Man Citeh and I thought…

 🤮 

ESPN chat about it. 


Man Citeh probably spends less on player acquisition than ManU does, but they do it the REAL (Madrid) way. 

Buy the rights to a ton of super talented kids and then wait to see who pans out. ManU are fucking idiots. 

This kid may do something someday, maybe he doesn’t. The positive is that this will be a blip for a few days vs Freddy Adu being seen as the second coming of Pelé at the age of 13/14.

#582
Groot nieuws nog richting komend seizoen: PSV heeft de handtekening van Malik Tillman al beet. Hij blijft tot medio 2028 en is gekocht van Bayern München.

Big news for next season: PSV has already secured the signature of Malik Tillman. He will stay until mid-2028 and was bought from Bayern Munich.

#583
2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

He said that all kids want to play for Man Citeh and I thought…

 🤮 

ESPN chat about it. 


Man Citeh probably spends less on player acquisition than ManU does, but they do it the REAL (Madrid) way. 

Buy the rights to a ton of super talented kids and then wait to see who pans out. ManU are fucking idiots. 

This kid may do something someday, maybe he doesn’t. The positive is that this will be a blip for a few days vs Freddy Adu being seen as the second coming of Pelé at the age of 13/14.

Kid may well be a phenom, but WTF with the highlights in this clip?  3 seconds of dribbling across mid-field.  A challenge for a ball where he loses his feet and then a  fairly nondescript assist( a nice play, but no jaw dropper).

#584
2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Kid may well be a phenom, but WTF with the highlights in this clip?  3 seconds of dribbling across mid-field.  A challenge for a ball where he loses his feet and then a  fairly nondescript assist( a nice play, but no jaw dropper).

mute the god awful music.  

I had to google him. some impressive stuff here.

 

#585
“I want to win the World Cup with the USA. So that’s all I’ve got to say.” 🇺🇸14-year-old Cavan Sullivan when asked about his eligibility to play for Germany through his mother, who has a German passport 🇩🇪

 

#586

Nottingham Forest can go fuck itself.  There is no reason that Gio shouldn't see the field with all the scrubs this team trots out.

Yes, I'm biased.  I had the same emotions watching Brendan Aaronson trying to see the field.  The difference is that, it just took a few viewings to see BA was maybe a tad in over his head.  NF has some absolute scrubs though  kicking corners straight to the goalie and skying 2 foot shots over the cross bar.

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#587
2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Nottingham Forest can go fuck itself.  There is no reason that Gio shouldn't see the field with all the scrubs this team trots out.

He's had such a bizarre start to his career.

#588
CHRISTIAN PULISIC DOUBLES THE LEAD FOR AC MILAN. WHAT AN ASSIST FROM LEAO. A BEAUTIFUL GOAL 🇺🇸🔥(via @CBSSportsGolazo)
CHRISTIAN PULISIC SCORES HIS SECOND 🔥🔥15 GOALS ACROSS ALL COMPETITIONS IN HIS FIRST SEASON AT AC MILAN!


 

#590

It would be cool to see him get a 10th assist in all competitions to be a double-double guy.

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#591

Did not have this on my CONCACAF bingo card. 
 

🚨🇨🇦 Jesse Marsch has been appointed as new Canada national team head coach.Former Leeds United manager has signed in as contracts are completed.
Jesse Marsch’s head coach position for Canada’s men’s team will formally be titled as the ‘MLS Canada Men’s National Team Head Coach’ after the owners of the three Canadian-based MLS clubs made ‘major philanthropic contributions’ for the hiring. 🤨(h/t @RudiSchuller)

 

#592
Gio Reyna will return to Borussia Dortmund from his loan this summer, but another loan is conceivable for Gio. He has no future at Nottingham Forest.[🌕: @berger_pj - VIA: @bvbnewsblog]

 

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#593
1 hour ago, Ted Lange said:

Did not have this on my CONCACAF bingo card. 
 

🚨🇨🇦 Jesse Marsch has been appointed as new Canada national team head coach.Former Leeds United manager has signed in as contracts are completed.
Jesse Marsch’s head coach position for Canada’s men’s team will formally be titled as the ‘MLS Canada Men’s National Team Head Coach’ after the owners of the three Canadian-based MLS clubs made ‘major philanthropic contributions’ for the hiring. 🤨(h/t @RudiSchuller)

 

It's a good thing we won't play Canada in any sort of competitive match for a while. He is going to coach pants off Gergg.

#596
Dortmund and Reyna's former agency, Wasserman Media Group “were not initially in favor of sending Reyna to England” but Claudio Reyna “was a strong advocate of the deal.” 📰: @JeffreyCarlisle, @LaurensJulien @cc_eckner [ESPN] #USMNT #NFFC #Reyna

 

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#597

Man I really like Reyna, and I’ve probably defended him to a fault, but the kid looks like he’s about to be next in a long line of ultra-talented players that their ego, entitlement and attitude get in the way of them becoming the star that they could be.

#598

It’s also an opportunity for him to grow. He needs to tell his dad to back off. What might have been good for his dad ain’t good for him and take charge of his choices. 

If he shines with the US this summer there will be an opportunity. He needs to stay healthy and go to the right team. 21 is too young to be washed up. 

#600

Weston McKinnie apparently doing alright in Italy.🇮🇹 

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She seems sweet…

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…if you like oversized veneers, fake tits, inflated lips, and chest tattoos.

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I guess she’s okay.

But you don’t want to cross her family. Especially the left side of the table. I think that mom in the middle is the most ruthless of all of them.

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Are they not allowed to smile for photos?

Gesù Cristo !!

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