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    ...and go get some nacho tots.    

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    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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#1055

About to comment on the two long passes that have gone out and the stupid fucking field dimensions explain that. I hate NFL stadiums for soccer. 

#1056
17 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

No one in the world would've stopped that one.

Two minutes in a the USMNT’s best player gets on the board off a set piece play. Terrible goal keeping but Pulisic will take it! #USMNT

The announcer said “Top corner”, but the shot was not into the top CORNER.

That ball was struck well, but shouldn’t have been a goal. 

Then the keeper punched out a softly lofted ball with no one around just a couple of minutes later. 

1) This keeper sucks  

2) Berhalter sucks. 
-we are going full scale England. 
-this game is completely dead. 

#1063
2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:
Two minutes in a the USMNT’s best player gets on the board off a set piece play. Terrible goal keeping but Pulisic will take it! #USMNT

The announcer said “Top corner”, but the shot was not into the top CORNER.

That ball was struck well, but shouldn’t have been a goal. 

Then the keeper punched out a softly lofted ball with no one around just a couple of minutes later. 

1) This keeper sucks  

2) Berhalter sucks. 
-we are going full scale England. 
-this game is completely dead. 


xG on target was .60. Very few keepers are stopping that. 

#1066

1) That close stuff was created thanks to Tyler Adams having Gyasi Zardes’ touch.

2) Gio is milking this shit. (Which is want to do.) That was the softest scissor tackle I’ve seen this summer.

(that was the first foul on Gio, not this second one)

3) Balogun isn’t that great.

#1068
1 minute ago, BurntOrangeSatire, LLC said:

I don't like our kits. 

Thats usually the case with me. Dont know how we can consistently put out such shitty jerseys

#1070
3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

God damn, up close McKennie does look fat. 

All the other players are wearing the fitted, performance jerseys and he’s wearing the off the rack fan version. 

#1073

listen im far from a tactical expert when it comes to soccer,  ut even i know that having. three players all in one line along the touch line (while in possession no less) is a fucking joke. just terrible.

 

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#1079
3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

It'll be hard when we're up 1-0 

That’s the point, that happened in the first 10 min

#1081
1 minute ago, definitely not derka said:

rob stone and stu holden have not stopped talking for five goddamn minutes. STFU.

Jon Champion.  Rob Stone is in the studio.  

#1082
3 minutes ago, definitely not derka said:

listen im far from a tactical expert when it comes to soccer,  ut even i know that having. three players all in one line along the touch line (while in possession no less) is a fucking joke. just terrible.

 

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Tactically brilliant because anyone standing at or behind the corner flag can’t tell if there’s one or three attackers. 

#1083
rob stone and stu holden have not stopped talking for five goddamn minutes. STFU.
Just wait another 10 minutes, and we get to hear "45 minutes down. FORTYFIVETOGO!"

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#1090
Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

For me, Pepi is our best striker, but I've no knowledge as to his current form.

Altidore is a better option right now that Balo. The dude is fucking atrocious.

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