Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

#701
1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Well shit.  I've got to head out to a quinceanera for one of my former students.  Y'all enjoy this crap game.

pics? (16+ of course....)

  • Replies 3.2k
  • Views 179.9k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • RamjetFDO
    RamjetFDO

    ...and go get some nacho tots.    

  • scuffed (@scuffedpod)

  • alincoln
    alincoln

    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

Posted Images

#702
Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

The librarian at my school is Colombian.  (No pics.)  And she is about as hot as they come.

And yet you are going to a quince? Um....

#706

I still am not able to process the fact that the federation actually decided to bring back that loser Berhalter. Jerruh hiring Barry Switzer was a better decision than bringing back this fucking dildo.

#707
I still am not able to process the fact that the federation actually decided to bring back that loser Berhalter. Jerruh hiring Barry Switzer was a better decision than bringing back this fucking dildo.

You MIGHT be insulting Jerruh and Switzer….
#715

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo l

#722
Just now, Brisketexan said:

Turner looks no bueno.

That’s mainly because he sucks. 

His not playing for his club has not improved his ball handling, nor has it sharpened his goal tending skills. 

But he just made a good save there. So perhaps I have spoken too soon. 

  • Author
#727
6 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

That’s mainly because he sucks. 

His not playing for his club has not improved his ball handling, nor has it sharpened his goal tending skills. 

But he just made a good save there. So perhaps I have spoken too soon. 

No he really hasn’t developed much since leaving the MLS. His time at Arsenal wasn’t bad, but Forest has been a disaster. 

#731

In football they could be doing chest compressions on a down player and an opposing team player will come and try to get him up

#741
Turner had the shot covered, but the deflection went in. Good representation of the day.

Yep. Actually would have been a solid save. But…fuck us.
  • Author
#742
1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

It’s like playing The Netherlands all over again. 

Because we're still coached by Gregg.

#744
4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

We are getting thumped in the Copa if we play like this.

A Copa America thumping would not result in Beerholder being shitcanned, sadly.

  • Author
#745
1 minute ago, beer said:

La Gorda......cantando

well yeah, when we rehired Gregg, she signed on for the fucking year.

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.