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    ...and go get some nacho tots.    

  • alincoln
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    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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Just now, crash_davis said:

That was a soft ass goal. That was all sucky keeper.

Cinderblock feet with slow reactions is no way to go through life, son.

Just now, Mittens said:

So clean!

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It did seem like a world-class keeper stops that, but I will always take the points.

That defender just fucked his keeper. 

If he blocks the far post by making himself a pillar and leaves the near post to his keeper, then it’s 1 - 0.

Many top defenders make that mistake every week, but that was such a weak shot and the defender was  an idiot. 
 

STU HOLDEN just explained what I always did on defense. 

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

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It did seem like a world-class keeper stops that, but I will always take the points.

Dude it is bolivia. How tall can the keeper be?

Well, despite the lull in the middle, that wasn't a bad half, all things considered.

Hopefully, our Nats will keep their feet on the gas and blow this wide open ... although I've a hunch the dreaded Gergg turtle is imminent.

1 minute ago, InkaUtexas said:

Dude it is bolivia. How tall can the keeper be?

Cocaina stunts your growth?

Dude it is bolivia. How tall can the keeper be?
5'4" is a good bet.

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Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Cocaina stunts your growth?

That and living above the oxygen level.

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

That and living above the oxygen level.

Hard pass for me on La Paz, bruh.

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Hard pass for me on La Paz, bruh.

Fun down TBH. Some of the craziest shit I have ever seen was in that town.

1 minute ago, BurntOrangeSatire, LLC said:

So I've heard. Do you have? You holden?

Only for those who know me.

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8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Carli Lloyd nose a lot about soccer. 

She tits a lot, too.

Can we just get the ball in the middle to Reyna and let him cook.   Enough of this crosses to nowhere 

love the way mckennie stayed on his feet and kept going. so so close to being a great goal.

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

"wow that's close"

Narrator: It wasn't close.

Cosmically speaking. 

So Ream is almost 50, gotta think you sub him off after 60-65 
Or 55.

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