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This is some of the best play I've seen from Puli**, Gio and Timo.

 

** For the national side. CP10 has been killing it for club all year.

 

And nice D from Musah as I typed this.

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    ...and go get some nacho tots.    

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    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

If I hear Berhalter's name again I may break something. 

 

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Berhalter

 

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Scally hasn’t had any big mistakes and has been solid, but damn do we miss Dest 

FUCK! So close.
 

That was a tough pass to get a good foot on.

Great play from all there, though.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Musah should starts

Over Adams (when Tyler's healthy)? No fucking way, dude.

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God I want Jenny Taft to sit on my face and suffocate me until I pass out and my tongue can't get soft. 

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oh my god stu holden shut the fuck up. stop analyzing every single thing that happens. you are surely on your way to breaking the world record for words spoken while calling a soccer match. shut up.

oh good, he finally shuts his mouth and it’s so that we can go down to our blonde female sideline reporter to give us a report about a goal celebration from the first half!

jesus christ fox is so third rate. 

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Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Over Adams (when Tyler's healthy). No fucking way, dude.

We start 3 midfielders my guy. One of them looks 18 weeks pregnant. And Adams is never healthy. 

2 minutes ago, definitely not derka said:

oh my god stu holden shut the fuck up. stop analyzing every single thing that happens. you are surely on your way to breaking the world record for words spoken while calling a soccer match. shut up.

oh good, he finally shuts his mouth and it’s so that we can go down to our blonde female sideline reporter to give us a report about a goal celebration from the first half!

jesus christ fox is so third rate. 

You might have seen my post on the Copa America thread where I posited he’s paid by the word. I’m correct, of course. 

God fucking Christ. Do we really have to hear about him attending his fucking prom every fucking game? 

Yes, we know that story, dumbass. 

Musah is such a press breaker.  1 turn then he’s at midfield in like 3 strides. 

That should've be a yellow for the Bolivian. No attempt to play the ball with Musah staring at open space and just dragged Yunus down. All hands.

The fan who dressed up as 94 World Cup Alexi Lalas needs to reevaluate his life.

Did he just say that Jedi only wears the cast for practices and games?  Is this a Cowboy Bob Orton situation?

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

The fan who dressed up as 94 World Cup Alexi Lalas needs to reevaluate his life.

That jersey was hideous from the 94 team 

17 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

We start 3 midfielders my guy. One of them looks 18 weeks pregnant. And Adams is never healthy. 

Weston McKennie is soccer’s answer to 2020s Ezekiel Elliott.

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