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  • RamjetFDO
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    ...and go get some nacho tots.    

  • alincoln
    alincoln

    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Part of me thinks we should park the bus Mourinho style.  Maybe we hit on a counter, and maybe we don't, but we can probably keep the clean sheet.

I’m blaming this post.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I mean, show me a better strike in USMNT history?  That was world class.

this is the only goal that came to mind:

 

I’ve enjoyed watching lots of good goalies in the euros from pint sized countries. And then I turn on the US and have to watch Matt Turner. 

Turner has his shortcomings, most noticeably with his feet, but he previously was a world-class shotstopper. I dunno if that goal was the result of his loss of form at Nottingham or being injured on that "interaction" with the Panamanian player earlier.

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Turner has his shortcomings, most noticeably with his feet, but he previously was a world-class shotstopper. I dunno if that goal was the result of his loss of form at Nottingham or being injured on that "interaction" with the Panamanian player earlier.

I remember when he was actually a good GK. I think time and losing his spot at Nottingham has caught up to him. He's no Tim Howard 

Just now, Macklemore said:

Another flop rewarded with a card.

The dude that got punched in the back of the head flopped?

2 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

The dude that got punched in the back of the head flopped?

I’m on my 3rd margarita:)

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Obviously Gergg hasn’t coached us for any game situation.

True

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I remember when he was actually a good GK. I think time and losing his spot at Nottingham has caught up to him. He's no Tim Howard 

Yeah, whatever the reason, there is no way Turner gives up that goal a year ago. Brilliant effort from BaloGUN offset by a soft goal courtesy of weak defending/netminding on our end.

The goddamn ref caused this when he didn’t card their guy for taking out our keeper and he has somehow gotten worse since. 

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

I’m on my 3rd margarita:)

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Somebody's gonna get hurt tonight, and it's gonna be on this ref.  Just a terrible job.

What are the suspension rules here?  Is Weah done for the tournament?

Just now, TexArcher said:

What are the suspension rules here?  Is Weah done for the tournament?

Think he misses the next match, as well, but that's up to CONMEBOL.

LoL this ref finally cards a Panamanian. That should be reviewed since it was the equivalent of a punch to the back. Dude went in with malicious intent.

Man we are playing the weakest defense against a shit team I've seen in a long time. 

What a fucking piece of shit. Should have gotten a red for not even pretending to look for the ball. 

Meant to post this before the match.  Look at the date of the first tweet

 

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Think he misses the next match, as well, but that's up to CONMEBOL.

Yeah, that's standard for a red, but IIRC some fouls in England have been judged bad enough to get a 3-game ban.  I think Weah will be fortunate to only miss 1 more, tbh.  That was crazy stupid.

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, that's standard for a red, but IIRC some fouls in England have been judged bad enough to get a 3-game ban.  I think Weah will be fortunate to only miss 1 more, tbh.  That was crazy stupid.

He is gonna get Wally Pipp’d by Haji Wright 

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Man we are playing the weakest defense against a shit team I've seen in a long time. 

What a fucking piece of shit. Should have gotten a red for not even pretending to look for the ball. 

I know I'm being dramatic, but that takedown of Turner was egregious. Weah deserved to be sent off, but Panama's done enough for the ref to "find a way" to put both teams to 10 ... if he were actually concerned with fairness.

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Balogun is feeling it. 

And Holden wants to take him out.  How dumb are these fucking guys

Panama should have a bare minimum of 3 yellows.  Probably 2 yellows and a red.   They have 1 yellow.  US has a yellow and a red.  Rigged 

We are gonna crap out in the group and thanks to the red, USSF will have an excuse to not fire GGG

 

18 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

This ref sucks more dick than Bob Stoops.

Imagine them in a hot dick eating contest. How many Sooners pay premium to add theirs to the pile?

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

How badly is gerggg going to bungle these subs? 

As bad as Tom Herman can break a wall with a sledgehammer 

8 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

How badly is gerggg going to bungle these subs? 

 


 

Guessing Johnny is the planned sub for Adams.   Richard’s has sucked so no problem with him getting subbed out. 

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