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  • RamjetFDO
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    ...and go get some nacho tots.    

  • alincoln
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    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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Just now, Captain Ron said:

We can fire Gregg for this KO, right?

I would sure think so. 

hey it’s all good, i’m sure balogun has another piece of magic in him,  no worries guys. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Edited by definitely not derka

Gut punch. Horrible goalkeeping. Not advancing out of this group is unacceptable. We are not beating Uruguay playing like this. FIRE BERHALTER! 

Edited by Macklemore

1 minute ago, RamjetFDO said:

Lock those wrists Horvath. It was in your face.

Ok it’s not just me 

Just now, definitely not derka said:

hey it’s all good, i’m sure balogun has another piece of magic in him,  o worries guys. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

He just  took a shit from across the  locker room. it was a  majestic  effort

What a fitting end. We aren’t even going to make it out of group play. It’s on gregggg, and Weah needs to sit in the dock and take his beating from the fans and the press until they get tired of it.

Yeah, hope that cheap shot was worth it, Weah.  God dammit.

Edited by TexArcher

Maybe we can salvage a point here.  Should be at least 10 minutes more at even strength.

this is +4 while the italy match was +8?

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4 minutes?  Is that a metric system thing and it's like 11 minutes in American fucking minutes.

How many of these fucking intentional fouls does it take?

We re-hired Southgate’s retarded cousin. We deserve what we get

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9 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

I would sure think so. 

I wish, but the early red will be his cover

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Maybe we can salvage a point here.  Should be at least 10 minutes more at even strength.

4 minutes is a fucking joke. Worst officiating since the Oklahoma State screw job.

Just now, hayden_horn said:

it's okay. Let's beat uru

Let’s lose 15-0. Maybe we can get a new coach. And a new federation staff. 

We've been playing soccer for 175 years and we're lightyears behind Europe and the rest of the Americas. Even Canada is catching up. 

I've heen sober from alcohol for over a decade, but this bottle of xanax is calling my name. Losing to fucking Panama. 

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

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It’s time to take the canal back after this fuck job.

Ricardo Pepi can only score against Matt Turner. And Matt Turner can only save shots against Ricardo Pepi. 

So everybody who’s a talking head knew this was a problem 20 months ago after Qatar and kept on status quo?

If crashing in the Copa America gets Gerg shitcanned, I'd be OK with it. But in reality, we all know Cindy will give him a raise and a blowjob. 

They should name a disease after Berhalter. Maybe replace the name Anthrax to Berhalter. Just an idea. He kills everything he comes into contact with him. 

3pm west coast, 5pm central start time. In a soulless, cavernous, half full nfl arena. At least they’ve quadrupled ticket prices the last 20 years and increased margins (like they are some kind of fucking SAAS company?)  

#growthegame

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