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#1751
1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

CONMEBOL heard y'all about the camera angle 

Thx... just switched to Univision and wondered why camera angles better...

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    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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#1756

Lulz, waited to see if he should play advantage, US gains advantage, then he blows the whistle

#1757

Tonight's match will be officiated by Kevin Ortega of Peru. This is the first time Mr. Ortega, who at 30 years old was the youngest referee at the 2022 FIFA World Cup, will officiate a USMNT match.

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#1758
3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Wife thinks this is a rugby game.

Pics?

 

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Uruguay and Rugby - Suarez fits right in.

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#1763
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Tonight's match will be officiated by Kevin Ortega of Peru. This is the first time Mr. Ortega, who at 30 years old was the youngest referee at the 2022 FIFA World Cup, will officiate a USMNT match.

How many international level matches has he called?

 

https://www.transfermarkt.com/kevin-ortega/profil/schiedsrichter/14761/plus/0?funktion=1&saison_id=&wettbewerb_id=

 

I count 5.

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#1764
Just now, AbeFroman said:

Put me in the rigged camp.

I generally hate conspiracies, but when all of the fuck-ups hurt one side, you have to wonder.  Incompetence should hurt everyone.

#1765
Just now, WBT said:

Lulz, waited to see if he should play advantage, US gains advantage, then he blows the whistle

that was incredible. ref has totally lost his nerve

#1766
Just now, RamjetFDO said:

Ad. Van. Tage.

Simple concept. Play it.

maybe if he was carding the Uruguayo he could have

#1775
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus Christ, the first injury alone was  minutes.

meh, feels like they're more likely to score before half.  I'm fine with it.

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#1776
Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Can’t give up a goal here before half. Gotta keep it clean.

Fuck it - let's steal the goal right nere! Get the lead.

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#1779

Well HO-LY SHIT. He CAN card an Uruguay player.

Just now, HenryJames said:

Player dies on the field.

Ref: Plays the advantage

 

FIFY

#1783

I hate being in the pack it up camp, but I think we are in an okay spot - all things considered.  
 

I would be tempted to pack it in and regroup.  Get ready for a fist fight in the second half.
 

That’s a red in Europe and a yellow in Conmebol.

#1784

Feels like we flew to some third world island location to play this match and used the local airbase to set up a futbol exhibition match.

geez

#1794
2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I think I’d take Brad Guzan’s broken old ass over this version of Matt Turner. 

 

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

JFC Turner

 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

WTF was that Matt Turner. Amateur hour product all around 

 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

What the fuck are you smiling at Turner?  That's 3 turnovers on basic distribution.  Dickhead.

Turner has always sucked

BuT HE BloCKs ShOTs!

#1798
4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

In 99 more halves we could statistically be expected to score 1 goal. 
 

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That's always the concern with gerg.  

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Kevin Ortega is the controversial CONMEBOL referee for the #USAvURU game. In 2022, he awarded a penalty to Boca Juniors. After the game, the Bolivian police searched the ref's booth and seized several Boca Jrs shirts given to the referee team. #USMNT #CopaAmerica

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