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1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

CONMEBOL heard y'all about the camera angle 

Thx... just switched to Univision and wondered why camera angles better...

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    ...and go get some nacho tots.    

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    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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Lulz, waited to see if he should play advantage, US gains advantage, then he blows the whistle

Tonight's match will be officiated by Kevin Ortega of Peru. This is the first time Mr. Ortega, who at 30 years old was the youngest referee at the 2022 FIFA World Cup, will officiate a USMNT match.

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3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:
4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

Wife thinks this is a rugby game.

Pics?

 

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Uruguay and Rugby - Suarez fits right in.

The US are so poorly coached. Give the ball away in midfield when they are out of shape like it’s a hot potato. No structure in the 11. 

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1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Tonight's match will be officiated by Kevin Ortega of Peru. This is the first time Mr. Ortega, who at 30 years old was the youngest referee at the 2022 FIFA World Cup, will officiate a USMNT match.

How many international level matches has he called?

 

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I count 5.

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Just now, AbeFroman said:

Put me in the rigged camp.

I generally hate conspiracies, but when all of the fuck-ups hurt one side, you have to wonder.  Incompetence should hurt everyone.

Just now, WBT said:

Lulz, waited to see if he should play advantage, US gains advantage, then he blows the whistle

that was incredible. ref has totally lost his nerve

Just now, RamjetFDO said:

Ad. Van. Tage.

Simple concept. Play it.

maybe if he was carding the Uruguayo he could have

Jesus Christ, the first injury alone was 5 minutes.

Mackey Mouse bullshit ass shit.

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus Christ, the first injury alone was  minutes.

meh, feels like they're more likely to score before half.  I'm fine with it.

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Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Can’t give up a goal here before half. Gotta keep it clean.

Fuck it - let's steal the goal right nere! Get the lead.

We need to all chip in and get Weston McKennie a gift card to Souper Salad.

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Well HO-LY SHIT. He CAN card an Uruguay player.

Just now, HenryJames said:

Player dies on the field.

Ref: Plays the advantage

 

FIFY

Just now, Loch Ness Monster said:

Let's blame the refs I guess.

US is not good I'm afraid.

Both can be true. 

I hate being in the pack it up camp, but I think we are in an okay spot - all things considered.  
 

I would be tempted to pack it in and regroup.  Get ready for a fist fight in the second half.
 

That’s a red in Europe and a yellow in Conmebol.

Feels like we flew to some third world island location to play this match and used the local airbase to set up a futbol exhibition match.

geez

What the fuck are you smiling at Turner?  That's 3 turnovers on basic distribution.  Dickhead.




Mackey Mouse bullshit ass shit.


♬. M-A-C.... K-E-Y.... ♬
♬. Bullshit asssss shit! ♬

Gooch sighting.  Obligatory

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Reffing Little Dribblers on weekends.  Promoted to the NBA.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I think I’d take Brad Guzan’s broken old ass over this version of Matt Turner. 

 

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

JFC Turner

 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

WTF was that Matt Turner. Amateur hour product all around 

 

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

What the fuck are you smiling at Turner?  That's 3 turnovers on basic distribution.  Dickhead.

Turner has always sucked

BuT HE BloCKs ShOTs!

did anyone get a screenshot of gooch sitting in the suite?

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

In 99 more halves we could statistically be expected to score 1 goal. 
 

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That's always the concern with gerg.  

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