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13 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

 

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Uruguay and Rugby - Suarez fits right in.

Read that book…50 years ago.  God, I’m old.

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    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Are we not getting any halftime highlights and analysis?

What about this night makes you think we'd get that lucky?

1 minute ago, AbeFroman said:

Even when I like what Alexi is saying, I hate the way he says it.  

Like when he said we played a really, really good half.

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1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

Panama-Bolivia already in the 51'

They didn't have as much stoppage in the first half?

Please tell me someone from the CIA just told the ref, um... want asylum? Oh and Frank here works for the DEA.

 

if we start training calvin johnson today, i’m certain he can be a better GK than matt turner by 2026. 

Just now, Derka said:

if we start training calvin johnson today, i’m certain he can be a better GK than matt turner by 2026. 

Turner is meh, he aint no howard

thankfully just a hip pointer for balogun.

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Berhalter getting fired or USA advancing? I think I will accept the tie and firing Berhalter. 

If we draw I don't see any way he gets fired

11 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Are we not getting any halftime highlights and analysis?

Univision was just commercials...

Just now, WBT said:

If we draw I don't see any way he gets fired

How so? How do we expect to compete in the world cup if we cant get out of a group with the likes of Bolivia, Panama, and Uruguay (actually decent). 

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

If we draw I don't see any way he gets fired

I would ask why? When you know you basically had to win and you can't get that done in a game/tournament as high profile as this one, you gotta get the done.

USA has a player advantage and just passes ball out of bounds???

This is some shit tonight

2 wins and a tie really shouldve been our worst case scenario. If we find ourselves with a single win in a group this shit, then we need to fire Berhalter's ass yesterday. 

Are we just mentally challenged or what?

No plan... 

6 minutes ago, WBT said:

If we draw I don't see any way he gets fired

Not advancing out of the group stage with THIS team as host of Copa America would be the biggest embarrassment in modern USMNT history. Worse than losing to Iran in the 1998 World Cup and not qualifying in 2018. We’re not serious about being a power in this sport if we don’t make a change.

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Uruguay is getting dangerously close to breaking down our backline for a break. 

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

How so? How do we expect to compete in the world cup if we cant get out of a group with the likes of Bolivia, Panama, and Uruguay (actually decent). 

 

3 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

I would ask why? When you know you basically had to win and you can't get that done in a game/tournament as high profile as this one, you gotta get the done.

He'll be able to say he would have advanced if not for Weah's dumbass red card and that will be enough for a fed that doesn't want to fire him

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

How much longer can Tyler Adams go? 

Adams is going to throw a bitch fit if he gets subbed.

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1 minute ago, WBT said:

 

He'll be able to say he would have advanced if not for Weah's dumbass red card and that will be enough for a fed that doesn't want to fire him

So? He couldn't make adjustments to hold the lead or maintain the draw.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Not advancing out of the group stage with THIS team as host of Copa America would be the biggest embarrassment in modern USMNT history. Worse than losing to Iran in the 1998 World Cup and not qualifying in 2018.

I'd still rate missing the WC as worse, but if this golden generation can't get 6 points from Panama and Bolivia, then it's hard to feel like we've made any progress in my lifetime, and I'm getting fucking old.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

So? He couldn't make adjustments to hold the lead or maintain the draw.

I hope so

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1 minute ago, Ghost of LL said:

f scally

He is our best option of who is available. I'll take it.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

He is our best option of who is available. I'll take it.

I don’t think you understand. f scally

if we start training calvin johnson today, i’m certain he can be a better GK than matt turner by 2026. 

Didn’t we get that Polish kid to declare for us? Is he ass too?
1 minute ago, ConferenceRoom said:

I don’t think you understand. f scally

yag si op.

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5 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Are we just mentally challenged or what?

No plan... 

The Berhalter special.

 

For us to get a goal we are going to need a little bit of individual effort or some players to make some improv link up play.

1 minute ago, TX Panic said:

What is our offensive game plan?

Get to the 18 and pass until it gets taken away.

Our best play is to channel all of our mental energy toward Bolivia....

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