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  • RamjetFDO
    RamjetFDO

    ...and go get some nacho tots.    

  • alincoln
    alincoln

    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Pulisic is trying to hard.

NOPE. He has "signature draws."

Don't forget the time he said we were the better team @ Canada for WCQ.. where we lost 2-0. 

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

WHY DID WE REHIRE THIS SUPTID FUCKING COACH? 

He’s the Charlie Strong of USMNT 

Has Gergg ever beaten a team with a pulse in his 4+ years in charge? Broke ass Mexico doesn’t count. 

Teams with a population of >5M and poorer than shit scared the hell out of us

US losing to Colombia 5-1 last month wasn't a fluke. This team is trash. Pulisic is a generational talent, but the program isn't in much of a better place than they were in 2018. At least we get an auto bid in the 2026 world cup

Can't wait to watch the federation be too dense to fire Gregg!

What a shit show by the two teams I root for and are responsible for pushing each other to new heights. So much for that thought after the 2002 WC.

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9 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

Just dreadful. Not Trinidad y Tobago bad but pretty goddamn close

Nah. That TT L to not make wc was bad bad 

Gergg should have to fly home on Spirit Airlines.

He should have to pay for his own baggage fees.

No per diem.

He should have to pay his own airport parking.

 

If this dildo looking son of a bitch is still the coach at noon tomorrow, were not serious about becoming a soccer country.

Fuck 

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2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Pulisic is trying to hard.

NOPE. He has "signature draws."

Yeah.  Since we don’t really have a coach, Adams has to call out that hero ball shit when things are going bad.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Mrs Berhalter is that you?

Bitch - I didn't say anything about Berhalter.  I said the ref was atrocious.  Gerg needs to be kicked to the curb.  So you can fist yourself.

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

US losing to Colombia 5-1 last month wasn't a fluke. This team is trash. Pulisic is a generational talent, but the program isn't in much of a better place than they were in 2018. At least we get an auto bid in the 2026 world cup

Pulisic is soft and so is this team. Stop fucking anointing his ass a "generational talent" and a "phenom." Hold him accountable, he got owned tonight. At the international level, Dempsey and Donovan outclass him. He needs to step the fuck up and stop reading his own press clippings. 

4 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

WHY DID WE REHIRE THIS STUPID FUCKING COACH? 

I will never understand how that happened. That fucktarded decision can't be defended. That's when I knew things were never going to improve.

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Pulisic is soft and so is this team. Stop fucking anointing his ass a "generational talent" and a "phenom." Hold him accountable, he got owned tonight. At the international level, Dempsey and Donovan outclass him. He needs to step the fuck up and stop reading his own press clippings. 

Yep. And a lot of that starts with our entire system.

That cue ball mother fucker needs to do the country a damn favor and fucking resign. Do us one fucking solid and save our dumb ass federation the trouble and just step the fuck down. 

We finally have the players. FINALLY. We don't have to rely on a Wondo, or that hippie ass bitch midfielder that played for SLC whose name escapes me, or Lleget. And we're wasting it. Wasting it worse than even England. 

 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Pulisic is soft and so is this team. Stop fucking anointing his ass a "generational talent" and a "phenom." Hold him accountable, he got owned tonight. At the international level, Dempsey and Donovan outclass him. He needs to step the fuck up and stop reading his own press clippings. 

I can’t disagree with that. I wanted to post something like that but, wanted to find the correct words.

As much of a shill that Lalas is, he's putting down some honest truth.

Dempsey didn't disagree.  No one did.

Edited by GlenFromTheMailRoom

Gergg’s brother is/was one of the money men inside USSF. As long as they can charge 5x as much for tickets and us fucking morons keep watching they can hire their failed in-laws as coaches. 

3 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Pulisic is soft and so is this team. Stop fucking anointing his ass a "generational talent" and a "phenom." Hold him accountable, he got owned tonight. At the international level, Dempsey and Donovan outclass him. He needs to step the fuck up and stop reading his own press clippings. 

You're an absolute moron. 

Imagine Saban telling his defense the score of the LSU game right before they try to stop a 3rd down

This is exactly what I said to my wife. I’m like the only way I could compare it is if when Michigan was in overtime in the rose bowl and Alabama was about to run their 4th down play, and Harbaugh ran out on the field to show the defense that someone scored on Ohio State.

What a fucking idiotic thing to do. You play to win the game. Were they really going to park the bus and hope for a 0-0 tie and that the worst team in the tournament was going to be able to keep their 1-1 tie?

Insane. I see no way Gregg makes it after that. #bluesky
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Gergg’s brother is/was one of the money men inside USSF. As long as they can charge 5x as much for tickets and us fucking morons keep watching they can hire their failed in-laws as coaches. 

Was.  He's not around anymore.  The pitchforks will be out as they damn well should be.

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Pulisic had three of our four shots. Wow.

And apparently he's the problem.

Get the fuck outta here.

Just now, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Was.  He's not around anymore.  The pitchforks will be out as they damn well should be.

I’m sure he was replaced with someone just as bad. Like one of Clark Hunt’s rapey nephews. 

This is the best thing that could have happened assuming that bald cunt is offed

1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

You're an absolute moron. 

Cool, did you ever wonder why our teams with real men like Brian McBride, Clint Mathis, Dempsey, and others were the teams that did the best in the World Cup? They didnt have the most talent, but they played with heart and would fucking cut your throat to win a 50/50 ball. These current dudes are soft as shit. 

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Ok, Lalas has lost the script. His friendship with Gregg is seeping through. COME ON MAN. You are watching the same damn games!!! You see these players. You know they are talented and Gregg is not putting them in position to do shit!!! Everyone is out of natural position. Everyone is looking lost because the game plan is too damn complex. Yeah, the players aren't getting it done BECAUSE THE DAMN COACH IS A FUCKING NITWIT!!! Stop calling out the players and call out who is in fucking charge.

Just now, alincoln said:

This is the best thing that could have happened assuming that bald cunt is offed

I think y’all need to prepare that he’s not getting fired. USSF is going to double down. 

Just now, alincoln said:

This is the best thing that could have happened assuming that bald cunt is offed

Nah man, the best thing is we win. Because that's why they fucking play the game. 

I'll concede GGG getting canned is 2nd best. 

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Cool, did you ever wonder why our teams with real men like Brian McBride, Clint Mathis, Dempsey, and others were the teams that did the best in the World Cup? They didnt have the most talent, but they played with heart and would fucking cut your throat to win a 50/50 ball. These current dudes are soft as shit. 

Because they played Mexico in the knockouts?

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Cool, did you ever wonder why our teams with real men like Brian McBride, Clint Mathis, Dempsey, and others were the teams that did the best in the World Cup? They didnt have the most talent, but they played with heart and would fucking cut your throat to win a 50/50 ball. These current dudes are soft as shit. 

Nice to meet you Brian McBride.   Why the fuck are you on surly?

5 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

That cue ball mother fucker needs to do the country a damn favor and fucking resign. Do us one fucking solid and save our dumb ass federation the trouble and just step the fuck down. 

We finally have the players. FINALLY. We don't have to rely on a Wondo, or that hippie ass bitch midfielder that played for SLC whose name escapes me, or Lleget. And we're wasting it. Wasting it worse than even England. 

 

No we don’t.

Jedi with the strong Engilsh accent!

 

Makes sense, I guess:  

 

Place of birth   Milton Keynes, England
 

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