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1 minute ago, LurkingHorn said:

I think y’all need to prepare that he’s not getting fired. USSF is going to double down. 

He’s gone

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  • RamjetFDO
    RamjetFDO

    ...and go get some nacho tots.    

  • alincoln
    alincoln

    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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2 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

And apparently he's the problem.

Get the fuck outta here.

I don’t think it is so wrong to say that this team is soft. They are not physically imposing in the least. Pulisic, me agreeing that he is soft is more about him being a small guy. I’m saying that he’s not going to overpower anyone and I don’t think teh rest of teh team is good enough that he can do what he does in Italy, with more quality around him. Very few guys on this team seem to be able to overpower anyone. 

3 minutes ago, alincoln said:

This is the best thing that could have happened assuming that bald cunt is offed

Yeah, but it's not like we'll hire anyone good.  I'm sure Bruce Arena is tanned, rested, and ready for another go.

I thought Gregg was an awful hire but wouldn't be surprised if he keeps his job even now. He's friends with a lot of the top guys.

2 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Because they played Mexico in the knockouts?

They went toe to toe with Germany and shouldve won you dumbass. That team wasn't afraid of anyone. And yall can shit talk Mexico, but they won their group. And USA beat Portugal in that tournament and tied semifinalist South Korea. 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Cool, did you ever wonder why our teams with real men like Brian McBride, Clint Mathis, Dempsey, and others were the teams that did the best in the World Cup? They didnt have the most talent, but they played with heart and would fucking cut your throat to win a 50/50 ball. These current dudes are soft as shit. 

You don't think CP puts it all on the line every damn game? That dude cares. A fucking lot. He has as much, if not more heart than any of those guys. If you don't see that, then we're watching different games. Weston fucking cares. Adams cares more than any of them.

Also... Unless my memory fails me, CP has made it as far in the WC as Dempsey. I forget who was part of that semifinal team. 

11 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

US losing to Colombia 5-1 last month wasn't a fluke. This team is trash. Pulisic is a generational talent, but the program isn't in much of a better place than they were in 2018. At least we get an auto bid in the 2026 world cup

Generational talent. Surely you’re not putting Pulisic with Mbappe, KDB and Bellingham. The next gen at the Euros like Lamine Yamal, Nico Williams, Arda Güler, and Florian Wirtz are real generational talents. 

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Do you recall any of the shots because I don’t

Then watch the fucking game?

5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Do you recall any of the shots because I don’t

He shot them into people's legs while he was trying to be "Captain America" and save the day. 

3 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

We have the players.  Our coach is a loser.   Full stop.  

Do we though?

4 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

No we don’t.

Compared to Spain? Fine. But compared to ALL US teams of the past, ya we do. By a HUGE margin. This is our generational team. Have not had one better.

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Generational talent. Surely you’re not putting Pulisic with Mbappe, KDB and Bellingham. The next gen at the Euros like Lamine Yamal, Nico Williams, Arda Güler, and Florian Wirtz are real generational talents. 

Of course not, but he's generational from the US crop. I think Landon Donovan and Dempsey had a better team around them....and most importantly a better coach. 

Just now, Buzzrock said:

Do we though?

We do.  Watching Berhalter quote the score to the bolivia v. panama game mid match shows a loser mentality.  We haven't gotten better, even with the players we have.  He's a fucking loser.  Full stop.

Fire Berhalter and then hire the HC for Georgia 🇬🇪. His salary will work with our artificial constraints.

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1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:

Do we though?

We absolutely have the players. These aren't scrub club teams these guys play for. Wake the fuck up people. The players are there. 

5 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

You don't think CP puts it all on the line every damn game? That dude cares. A fucking lot. He has as much, if not more heart than any of those guys. If you don't see that, then we're watching different games. Weston fucking cares. Adams cares more than any of them.

Also... Unless my memory fails me, CP has made it as far in the WC as Dempsey. I forget who was part of that semifinal team. 

Dempsey got through a group of death and got to OT against Ghana. Pulisic navigated a Charmin soft group of Wales, England, and Iran and then got fucking chokeslammed by the Dutch. Oh and he didnt even make the WC in 2018 because he led our team to a loss against Trinidad and Tobago. Lets not act like Pulisic has a stellar international resume. 

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1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

They went toe to toe with Germany and shouldve won you dumbass. That team wasn't afraid of anyone. And yall can shit talk Mexico, but they won their group. And USA beat Portugal in that tournament and tied semifinalist South Korea. 

They got worked by Poland and that WC was fixed for SK.  

"We did just about everything right until the final 3rd," says the keeper who gave the ball directly back to Uruguay on every dead ball kick.

Turner can go to whatever footballing Siberia that Berhalter is heading to.

Just now, alincoln said:

They got worked by Poland and that WC was fixed for SK.  

Okay, they had one bad game and played great in all of the others. We gonna dump on Argentina for their loss to Saudi Arabia in 2022? 

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Well geez a bunch of people in this thread that don't watch club soccer trying to act like they know what they are talking about.

Well Alexi Lalas just said that people in the United States want to see wins and they don’t care how they get them. Guess that means it’s time for US men’s soccer to turn into the 1980s SMU football team. All you big rich supporters open your wallets and get out the checkbooks. Let’s cheat. Lol 

“Why are there so many knives out after just 14 games in charge?”

 

hey dumbfuck, he’s been coach a lot longer than that. 

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3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fire Berhalter and then hire the HC for Georgia 🇬🇪. His salary will work with out artificial constraints.

Nah, if we are going to hire anyone that's not American. Hire Herve Renard. IYKYK.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Well geez a bunch of people in this thread that don't watch club soccer trying to act like they know what they are talking about.

Spurs fan, opinion is moot 

 

15 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Great commercial to be running now. 

“Gotta prove those fans wrong”

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1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Dempsey got through a group of death and got to OT against Ghana. Pulisic navigated a Charmin soft group of Wales, England, and Iran and then got fucking chokeslammed by the Dutch. Oha nd he dint even make the WC in 2018 because he led our team to a loss against Trinidad and Tobago. Lets not act like Pulisic has a stellar international resume. 

He led our team to a loss at T&T???? He was 18 fucking years old! That loss was on the old guard whose dick you are sucking. 

Pulisic has had a shit international career if all the team results are on him. He's also had the back half of klinsmann and 100% of GGG. 

Put CDC in charge of the federation for like 3 days, shit will get done. 

 

I'm only halfway joking. 

Just want to also point out that everybody walloped Bolivia in this group, but the US scored the fewest amount of goals against them. 

9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Watched the whole fucking game.

Still don’t recall any shots.

Drink less? Don't know how to help you.

1 minute ago, dieucla98 said:

He led our team to a loss at T&T???? He was 18 fucking years old! That loss was on the old guard whose dick you are sucking. 

Pulisic has had a shit international career if all the team results are on him. He's also had the back half of klinsmann and 100% of GGG. 

So you think Pulisic has great international results? Everyone anoints him the chosen one and puts him on billboards with Mbappe and Messi. But what has he really done to earn that? Not much. 

5 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Okay, they had one bad game and played great in all of the others. We gonna dump on Argentina for their loss to Saudi Arabia in 2022? 

SK also worked us and Germany were shit in 2002 and just rode a fortunate draw to the final.  Look at their results. Everything fell for us in 2002 and Friedel was insanely good.  Saved 2 PKs.

8 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

We absolutely have the players. These aren't scrub club teams these guys play for. Wake the fuck up people. The players are there. 

morocco just made a WC semifinal. we absolutely have the players to make a deep run. we just have a mickey mouse federation and coach.

22 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

That cue ball mother fucker needs to do the country a damn favor and fucking resign. Do us one fucking solid and save our dumb ass federation the trouble and just step the fuck down. 

We finally have the players. FINALLY. We don't have to rely on a Wondo, or that hippie ass bitch midfielder that played for SLC  NY, Orlando, LAG whose name escapes me, or Lleget. And we're wasting it. Wasting it worse than even England. 

 

you better not be talking about sacha kljestan.

1 minute ago, The Dog said:

THE

PLAYERS 

WANTED 

GREGG

I just hope this shit is players being PC in public given the turmoil from the Reyna affair. 

8 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

“Why are there so many knives out after just 14 games in charge?”

 

hey dumbfuck, he’s been coach a lot longer than that. 

rob stone is just as mad as clint, carli, and alexi.  he was playing devil's advocate and lobbing a softball for alexi.  

1 minute ago, Derka said:

morocco just made a WC semifinal. we absolutely have the players to make a deep run. we just have a mickey mouse federation and coach.

 Correct.  Need a GK and another CB though and more depth everywhere 

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