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Jedi didn’t make contact. Shouldn’t be be a pen.  
 

Edit: Hell yeah that’s an amarillo for diving. 

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    ...and go get some nacho tots.    

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    I'll take the guy who just made the Serie A team of the season and who has the best goals to caps ratio in USMNT history despite playing on the wing for the worst manager in USMNT history.  

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
 

Here comes the puto chant, I wager.

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1 minute ago, Horny Bull said:

Jesus he sold the fuck out of that.

I was going to say. That was the best simulation I have ever seen. 

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Mexico soccer fans are such trash. tossing drinks every time they get scored on (and numerous other times during their matches).

fify

Tony Meola is on his A-game for commentary tonight.

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I see some tired legs on the US D, time for some changes. 

3 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Please, don’t just sit back and let Mexico dictate the final 20 minutes.

This. It’s getting too nervy at the back. 

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2 minutes ago, Dutch said:

This. It’s getting too nervy at the back. 

Not because we’ve backed off, but because Mexico is turning up the pressure. 

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Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

2nd puto

Time for CONCACRAP to step up

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Turner should rile up the crowd when he hears them priming. 

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Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

3rd puto

where's jnip?

Fighting with his dad. 

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Trash fans

Man, I grew up in Central America. In El Salvador it was the worse. They did not throw water, they threw piss. So the US and Canadian teams were told were to go and celebrate. Fun times.

I don't mind the Puto. I would rather be called it than be one.

Watching those trash fans stream to the exits… so sweet. Adios, basura. 

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

Man, I grew up in Central America. In El Salvador it was the worse. They did not throw water, they threw piss. So the US and Canadian teams were told were to go and celebrate. Fun times.

I don't mind the Puto. I would rather be called it than be one.

El Tri fans throw bags o' piss at Azteca.

Trash fans causing a dos-a-cero result to end before full time would be just *chef's kiss*

the only way this is ever going to change is to award a penal to the opponent every time they puto

every

single

time

the only way this is ever going to change is to award a penal to the opponent every time they puto
every
single
time

This is the correct answer. I might give them a warning for the first one…then a penalty each time after.
Just now, LonghornSean said:

They shouldn’t be allowed crowds for any El Tri games in Mexico until they stop this bullshit. Fuck them

they don't play tri games in mexico other than full internationals

tri play their "home" games in the US because they make 10x at the gate

and the US federation has always bent over and taken it for their 15% cut

puto 5

3 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

El Tri fans throw bags o' piss at Azteca.

Never been there. Just speaking about what I have seen.

So don't mind being called a puto. Throw piss at me, I am paying off the security detail. Oh, and riots are fun.

 

Be honest - y’all didn’t expect this after that Jamaica abortion.

Dos a Cero

same as it ever was.

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End it. We’re getting 12 mins added time because of the basura fans?

Blow the damn whistle. 

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