Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

  • Popular Post

Screenshot2024-01-01at4_44_12PM.thumb.png.1e3a363854ebc257f80bd5ff32c1f073.png

 

Come on guys!  :D

  • Popular Post

Shart thread that way --->

  • Popular Post

Dude's icey whites became icey shites.

  • Popular Post
2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Dude's icey whites became icey shites.

Obligatory user name checks out

Never trust a fart, especially in NOLA

21 minutes ago, Hondo said:

Screenshot2024-01-01at4_44_12PM.thumb.png.1e3a363854ebc257f80bd5ff32c1f073.png

 

Come on guys!  :D

 

  • Popular Post
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Fake news 

 

jennifer lawrence ok GIF

His girlfriend/wife is a trooper trying to cover it for him.

3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Never trust a fart, especially in NOLA

Mike Tyson Smile GIF

  • Popular Post
1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

My, how the world has changed. Random guy has to go defend himself on Twitter for sharting.

Animated GIF

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fake news 

 

giphy.gif

 

8 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fake news 

 

Using the Greg Heffley excuse.

  • Author
18 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Never trust a fart, especially in NOLA

Had many a rough night in New Orleans and you, sir, are correct.  

1 minute ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

Welcome to Internet fame dude 

Pretty impressed with his response. It’s almost like he had crisis management team ready to go on retainer. 

This is why I always wear black shorts. I can shart without the fear of public ridicule.

Somewhere George Brett is giving a tip of the cap. 

Sharts only happen eating Allsup’s burritos in route to the game or popping a top when College Game Day goes live at 8:00 AM. If and when in NOLA, one should never even try to fart, as one isn’t accustomed to the “rich” or fried/seasoned delicacies.

Hook’em!!!

That just tells me he's a wide receiver and not a tight end. 

Worse, he’s wearing white shorts after Labor Day. I can’t even…

1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Fake news 

 

This guy follows SurlyHorns on Twitter. It’s almost a certainty that he posts on here.

Just turned 60 so I’m going to shart from the safety of my couch this evening thankyouverymuch

7 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Do adult males actually wear white shorts when they’re not playing tennis?

Do adult males play tennis? I thought we were a pickle ball country now.

Nice T Sweat Jersey though

 Total rookie move sitting on some ketchup

3 hours ago, Hondo said:

Screenshot2024-01-01at4_44_12PM.thumb.png.1e3a363854ebc257f80bd5ff32c1f073.png

Come on guys!  :D

That's pretty obviously @Brisketexan after the home-cooked extravaganza he prepared earlier today. Kinda shocked he was able to drive to New Orleans that quickly.

 

Anyway, why you gotta put my man on blast like that?

2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Fake news 

 

 

you deserve the shit stain for #blest and wearing white pants after labor day

This guy follows SurlyHorns on Twitter. It’s almost a certainty that he posts on here.

It was me.

#stollenvalor
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Wait... There's a Surly Horns Twitter account? 

 

2 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

This is why I always wear black shorts. I can shart without the fear of public ridicule.

Not if you have a high calcium diet

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.