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#4
2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Dude's icey whites became icey shites.

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#6
21 minutes ago, Hondo said:

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Come on guys!Ā Ā :D

Who let these people in our state

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#7

Fake newsĀ 

There is currently a video going viral on the internet of me walking with a brown substance on the back of my white shorts. It was coffee, and it has since been cleaned off. I sat in something in our Lyft. Truly #Blest

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#8
1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Fake newsĀ 

There is currently a video going viral on the internet of me walking with a brown substance on the back of my white shorts. It was coffee, and it has since been cleaned off. I sat in something in our Lyft. Truly #Blest

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#11
3 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Never trust a fart, especially in NOLA

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#12
1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

My, how the world has changed. Random guy has to go defend himself on Twitter for sharting.

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#13
2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fake newsĀ 

There is currently a video going viral on the internet of me walking with a brown substance on the back of my white shorts. It was coffee, and it has since been cleaned off. I sat in something in our Lyft. Truly #Blest

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#14
8 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fake newsĀ 

There is currently a video going viral on the internet of me walking with a brown substance on the back of my white shorts. It was coffee, and it has since been cleaned off. I sat in something in our Lyft. Truly #Blest

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Using the Greg Heffley excuse.

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#21
18 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Never trust a fart, especially in NOLA

Had many a rough night in New Orleans and you, sir, are correct.Ā Ā 

#24
34 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Fake newsĀ 

There is currently a video going viral on the internet of me walking with a brown substance on the back of my white shorts. It was coffee, and it has since been cleaned off. I sat in something in our Lyft. Truly #Blest

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Welcome to Internet fame dudeĀ 

#25
1 minute ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

Welcome to Internet fame dudeĀ 

Pretty impressed with his response. It’s almost like he had crisis management team ready to go on retainer.Ā 

#27

This is why I always wear black shorts. I can shart without the fear of public ridicule.

#29

Sharts only happen eating Allsup’s burritos in route to the game or popping a top when College Game Day goes live at 8:00 AM. If and when in NOLA, one should never even try to fart, as one isn’t accustomed to the ā€œrichā€ or fried/seasoned delicacies.

Hook’em!!!

#32

Worse, he’s wearing white shorts after Labor Day. I can’t even…

#34
1 hour ago, Macklemore said:

Fake newsĀ 

There is currently a video going viral on the internet of me walking with a brown substance on the back of my white shorts. It was coffee, and it has since been cleaned off. I sat in something in our Lyft. Truly #Blest

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This guy follows SurlyHorns on Twitter. It’s almost a certainty that he posts on here.

#39
7 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Do adult males actually wear white shorts when they’re not playing tennis?

Do adult males play tennis? I thought we were a pickle ball country now.

#40

Nice T Sweat Jersey though

Ā Total rookie move sitting on some ketchup

#41
3 hours ago, Hondo said:

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Come on guys!Ā Ā :D

That's pretty obviously @BrisketexanĀ after the home-cooked extravaganza he prepared earlier today. Kinda shocked he was able to drive to New Orleans that quickly.

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Anyway, why you gotta put my man on blast like that?

#42
2 hours ago, Macklemore said:

Fake newsĀ 

There is currently a video going viral on the internet of me walking with a brown substance on the back of my white shorts. It was coffee, and it has since been cleaned off. I sat in something in our Lyft. Truly #Blest

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you deserve the shit stain forĀ #blest and wearing white pants after labor day

#46
1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Wait... There's a Surly Horns Twitter account?Ā 

Checking in from the Manning's pregame/watch party. Hook'em Ladies!

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#50
2 hours ago, HOOKEM4 said:

This is why I always wear black shorts. I can shart without the fear of public ridicule.

Not if you have a high calcium diet

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