January 2, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said: My, how the world has changed. Random guy has to go defend himself on Twitter for sharting. He should have posted: Yeah, I sharted, go fuck yourselves.
January 4, 20241 yr Never wear white in New Orleans. This is the real lesson. I guess it's ok if you don't plan on sitting down and avoid brushing against literally any surface.
January 5, 20241 yr Popular Post On 1/1/2024 at 6:25 PM, Fondren & Main said: Dude, that guy was at the Tx/OU happy hour this year! 😂 Your damn right I was
January 5, 20241 yr 9 hours ago, Deej said: Adult male wearing a jersey got what he deserved. End this BS narrative. Grow up.
January 5, 20241 yr On 1/1/2024 at 6:46 PM, Macklemore said: Pretty impressed with his response. It’s almost like he had crisis management team ready to go on retainer. Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. This ain’t no hobby
January 5, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, CoreyElliot said: Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. This ain’t no hobby How does coffee from a car seat end up only in the crack?
January 5, 20241 yr 8 minutes ago, B00M said: How does coffee from a car seat end up only in the crack? Lotta ins. Lotta outs. Lotta what have you’s. Mostly outs, though.
January 5, 20241 yr Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. This ain’t no hobby We’re going to need your wife’s nudes to see if your story checks out. You can trust us, we’re all lawyers.
January 5, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, CoreyElliot said: End this BS narrative. Grow up. Pro tip - get your jerseys tailored to your physique
January 5, 20241 yr 4 hours ago, CoreyElliot said: End this BS narrative. Grow up. Keep wearing your jersey then. Or grow up. One or the other.
January 5, 20241 yr 46 minutes ago, Armybrat said: I for one shouldn’t be laughing at his predicament. Karma can be a bitch. I'm on metformin now. I'm in the throne room at least 5 times a day just in case. Ain't no gas like metformin gas. Edited January 5, 20241 yr by Davis Lane
January 5, 20241 yr 5 hours ago, CoreyElliot said: Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. This ain’t no hobby. Only one way to settle this. Let a trusted poster smell your wife’s finger. Edited January 5, 20241 yr by ImissWallyPryor
January 5, 20241 yr On 1/1/2024 at 6:23 PM, Foggy Notion said: This guy follows SurlyHorns on Twitter. It’s almost a certainty that he posts We don't shart shame. We've all been there. Edited January 5, 20241 yr by MissingInAction
January 5, 20241 yr We damn sure should shame for wearing athletic/sweat shorts out in public like that, regardless of the color. You're not 12.
January 5, 20241 yr Popular Post 6 hours ago, CoreyElliot said: Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. This ain’t no hobby Our first professional sharter.
January 5, 20241 yr 7 hours ago, CoreyElliot said: Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. Maybe you should try that with your bowel movements. Get in front of them. CONTROL!
January 5, 20241 yr 1 hour ago, Mittens said: We damn sure should shame for wearing athletic/sweat shorts out in public like that, regardless of the color. You're not 12. Don't forget the tube socks.
January 8, 20241 yr @CoreyElliot, don’t let these degenerates run you off. There’s a literal thread here devoted to celebrating sharts. I’d hate to see you go the way of another poster who was bullied off the site simply because he accidentally posted a link to pegging videos. I’m against shaming of any kind, no kink shaming, and certainly no shart shaming. Let he who is without, etc., etc.
January 8, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, 'stache said: @CoreyElliot, don’t let these degenerates run you off. There’s a literal thread here devoted to celebrating sharts. I’d hate to see you go the way of another poster who was bullied off the site simply because he accidentally posted a link to pegging videos. I’m against shaming of any kind, no kink shaming, and certainly no shart shaming. Let he who is without, etc., etc. @NowThis was not bullied. He pulled a Keyser Söze immediately after posting the link.
January 8, 20241 yr 3 hours ago, 'stache said: @CoreyElliot, don’t let these degenerates run you off. There’s a literal thread here devoted to celebrating sharts. I’d hate to see you go the way of another poster who was bullied off the site simply because he accidentally posted a link to pegging videos. I’m against shaming of any kind, no kink shaming, and certainly no shart shaming. Let he who is without, etc., etc. A literal thread?
January 9, 20241 yr On 1/5/2024 at 3:25 AM, CoreyElliot said: Thank you! I do PR for a living. Get in front of it. Control the narrative. This ain’t no hobby Sir, we have a whole shart thread of potential clients for your services. It restarts yearly too…
October 8, 20241 yr On 1/1/2024 at 5:25 PM, Fondren & Main said: Dude, that guy was at the Tx/OU happy hour this year! 😂 He will be there this Friday too. Come on out and we can all shit our pants together. Edited October 8, 20241 yr by MBHORNSFAN
October 8, 20241 yr 43 minutes ago, MBHORNSFAN said: He will be there this Friday too. Come on out and we can all shit our pants together. Driving down from Indiana just to shit myself with the Surly Horns gang
October 8, 20241 yr On 1/8/2024 at 1:06 PM, Guadaloopy said: @NowThis was not bullied. He pulled a Keyser Söze immediately after posting the link. This is correct. Everyone was very supportive of Nowthis and urged him to let his freak flag fly. He chose to exit the site.
October 8, 20241 yr On 1/1/2024 at 5:17 PM, F250 said: Using the Greg Heffley excuse. And yeah, it might be coffee. Coffee does that to people.
October 8, 20241 yr 59 minutes ago, Hate said: This is correct. Everyone was very supportive of Nowthis and urged him to let his freak flag fly. He chose to exit the site. If ever there was a "don't knock it 'til you try it" website, it's this one.
October 8, 20241 yr 13 minutes ago, aggie08 said: If ever there was a "don't knock it 'til you try it" website, it's this one.
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