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  • Pam Cummings
    Pam Cummings

    All i know is keep the canadian fake Texas sports fan politician the fuck away from our sporting events from now on. Dude is a fucking curse.

  • vandergriff
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    And THOSE 4 plays is why Sark and Ewers will never get it done

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measure what you fucking cunts?  fuck off and fuck that shit

 

Just now, Mileslong said:


Fuck you

I make one Joe Biden joke and everyone loses their shit.

Why even measure that??? Waste of time. Great stop. Great stop. 

Just now, Coach pop a bitch said:

Uw probably didn't get the message that UT is stout. 

They seemed to understand by basically just throwing on every play. Not sure why they decided to run there.

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Eyesight definitely a concern with refs now

I kinda think they had to do it there.... esp with the issue with the sticks.    

What the are these cunts measuring? You can't see a FULL YARD SHORT from the sideline?

The fact that they measured that means we aren't getting a single call tonight.  What a bunch of horseshit

Teams been testing us on 4th and 1 all year! Who does Washington think they are??

Edited by Pam Cummings

Always measure to show them how woefully inadequate they are.

That guy lost 2 fucking yard and they refs give in line of scrimmage.  Bullshit . Great stop 

As I look at the UW fans they're all jacked up when things are going well and pretty sad when they aren't.  Giving me Cinderella vibes.

 

3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Shit up. Ted Cruz is a clown no matter your political stripes. Don’t be a cubt.

Yep

Not that anyone gives a fuck what I think, but having watched a lot of UW, stop leaving your DBs on an island. Pennix cooks that shit. Keep everything in front of you and wait for somebody to make a mistake. 

That is legit coaching malpractice.  Four runs in a row against the best run defense in the country that you've already thrown for like 200 yards against.

Just now, Newdoc said:

WTH with that need to measure?????!!

The ref’s tiny dicks

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Why the fuck would you measure that you stupid bastards?

Because:

Just now, texastroubadour said:

The line judge on their side IS ON THE TAKE

 

Broke their serve.  Go get 7.

stupid play to not take points in the 1st half

dumbest measurement ever

imagine having penix and their WRs that have been abusing us so far and deciding to test Sweat + Murphy twice instead.

I make one Joe Biden joke and everyone loses their shit.

I don’t want to see any political bullshit on this thread

I was giving them the benefit of the doubt early, but now I’m thinking about that scene in “The Untouchables” where the judge asks the bailiff to remove the jury and exchange it for the jury in the court room next door.  Can we do that with refereeing crews?

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He’s short by 3 yards ref will spot it

Ref wants more money.

2 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

What are we even measuring here? Fuck off

Tryna see if it was a yard or 3/4 short 

1 minute ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Measure that bitches!!!! Texas ball!!

these officials are the sort who tell their dates that they're ten inches long

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I make one Joe Biden joke and everyone loses their shit.

new here willy wonka GIF

Every deep pass our DBs don’t know the ball is coming until it’s caught by a receiver!

Hook’em!!!

I feel 6 minutes of commercial time here...

6 minutes ago, ousux said:
7 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:
I’m dingleberryswotzer and I approve this message. 

And also too drunk to speel your username. I approve

Ousux…… I must inform you that ou does indeed sux. 

The refs have now fulfilled the 6 penalty contract. 

All blue sky and bjs here on out 

As I look at the UW fans they're all jacked up when things are going well and pretty sad when they aren't.  Giving me Cinderella vibes.
 
Good thing we're not like that.

Boy I’d have kicked that if I was UW.

Nice job to hold by the defense. UW’s third and fourth down calls were way too vanilla but that’s their problem. Not going to work on this front.

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

They seemed to understand by basically just throwing on every play. Not sure why they decided to run there.

Hubris

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