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  • Pam Cummings
    Pam Cummings

    All i know is keep the canadian fake Texas sports fan politician the fuck away from our sporting events from now on. Dude is a fucking curse.

  • vandergriff
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    And THOSE 4 plays is why Sark and Ewers will never get it done

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Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Shit … left too much time on the clock. 😵‍💫

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Were the refs purchased for 4 quarters? Or 2? 
 

we will see 

Announcer: “That penalty really hurt Washington” 

Narrator: it moved the ball from the 6 to the 3 and it was already first down regardless. 

Halftime's getting here just in time for some of you nancies. Man up. 

Ewers channeling some VInce Young grit on that drive.  Now the secondary needs to come through in second half...

He wanted to slide earlier, glad he didn’t.

Worst half all year and we are tied with #2 at the half. I’ll take it. Nut up and get some turnovers in the 2nd 

HEY GUYS!!!!!

 

we played like shit and Washington looked unstoppable with the REFS 

 

AND GUESS WHAT 

 

21-21 

 

LFG

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

They’ve played to absolute perfection and could do no wrong and we have played our worst game of the year and it’s tied. We should be skull fuck the shit out of these guys.

We have 213 yards and 21 points....it has not been that inept an offensive half.  If the defense can figure out how to get home it would be good, as that plus weak secondary have been what has been bad

Dear coach Sarkisian,

I asked Santa for a new PS5 and didn’t get didddly shit.  So for Christmas all I’m asking is for you to GIVE THE FUCKING BALL TO CJ BAXTER.

with much love and hookem,

Dingleberry Switzer

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12 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I sure hope Michigan rapes these clowns.

Apparently you were the one weighing down this team. Appreciate you quitting 

well, we shit the bed for most of that half and still tied.   At least can be optimistic. 

The fact it’s tied after all that is amazing.

As long as they refs don’t fuck us we got a chance.

If we can find an adjustment on defense, we can win this. At this point, maybe just contain the backfield and concentrate on breaking up passes or better coverage.

We've been very bipolar, and I think that drive might have helped Ewers dial in a bit. If they adjust to the run and our pass starts working, we could be looking at a high scoring 2nd half.

Enormous answer. I’m not sure the D is going to find an answer but that is huge for the offense, both on the scoreboard and in terms of rhythm and confidence in an impending shootout

Honestly how was that not targeting? He lowered his head and shoulder into a player who had given himself up.

Game would look so much different if Sark actually called the game based on the game and abandoned his script after we got our two defensive stops.  

He needs to actually live up to his complimentary football mantra. 

Wow, watching "Mayhem on the Sidelines" changed my life.

Does Sark's wife ever let him get more than 15 feet away?

So Washington only penalty was a free cheap shot at Ewers that cost them, what 3 yards?

The bitch ass announcers are disappointed that Washington didn’t run a play.

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Once more so y'all can hear me in the back...

Fuck all y'all pussy ass naysaying bitches.

Hey man being nervous and needed a bath when this is over doesn’t make me a naysaying bitches.

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1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

They can’t stop the run. Maybe someone will tell Sark that at the half.

Said this before and I'll say it again, Sark suffers from Mackovickian Syndrome.

"Coach, we're gashing them on the ground for 6, 7 yards a pop. They can't stop us!"

"Excellent. Let's pass a bunch."

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

Penix is ballin, but they still can't pull away.

Yeah, as many calls have went their way, they just can't do it.

We have to get up a few scores so that close calls don't benefit them as much.

Tie game, could have been way worse

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Second half is our game.

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They went hard last night, give em a break
If we can find an adjustment on defense, we can win this. At this point, maybe just contain the backfield and concentrate on breaking up passes or better coverage.

We've been very bipolar, and I think that drive might have helped Ewers dial in a bit. If they adjust to the run and our pass starts working, we could be looking at a high scoring 2nd half.

The defense is not going to find an answer. The Washington passing game is too good.

The defensive adjustment is ball control offense.

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!
We clean things up in the 2nd half and we got this.

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Seriously have got to figure out a way to stop them 

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They got every fucking break, Ewers was shit until the last drive and we’re tied. Could be a lot worse. 

1 minute ago, Jshep34 said:

Honestly how was that not targeting? He lowered his head and shoulder into a player who had given himself up.

Did not make contact with the neck or head area

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Said this before and I'll say it again, Sark suffers from Mackovickian Syndrome.

"Coach, we're gashing them on the ground for 6, 7 yards a pop. They can't stop us!"

"Excellent. Let's pass a bunch."

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Blue and Baxter 200 yards rushing in the second half and penis can’t get on the field 

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