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2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

21-21 even after that shitty half.   I’ll take it.  Fuck you Refs. 

I’d say more of ‘could be worse’ than ‘I’ll take it’

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  • Pam Cummings
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    All i know is keep the canadian fake Texas sports fan politician the fuck away from our sporting events from now on. Dude is a fucking curse.

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    And THOSE 4 plays is why Sark and Ewers will never get it done

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If I’m Washington I feel very good given how it’s gone. We haven’t gotten to penix and finished it yet. I expect major adjustments for the win.

OK, we know Udub has done their thing and the game is tied, they don't have any surprises left.  Start punching them in the ribs and face in the 3rd and pull away.

Don't think the D-line is going to pressure penix with the allowed holding, so maybe a stunt or two from PK might be in order.   Got to do something to help our pathetic secondary.

Just now, Valmy77 said:

I wish Mitchell and Worthy could get open. Washington has just removed them as factors in the game.

How many targets did Mitchell get, just one? 

I don’t like it. I don’t like it one bit. We can’t catch, they catch everything. Refs against us. But we’re tied… and our line should start impacting him. We can do it! We are against the odds now but let’s do it! We need those dark adjustments big time. Adonai and worthy need to come to work 

Biggest adjustment we can make at halftime is to start removing fingernails for anyone committing a penalty in the 2nd half.

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The next motherfucker posting fuckhead political shit should get an instant neg-rep-ageddon.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Penix will hit 400 yard prob in 3rd qtr on 2 rainbow 70 yard prayers 

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Dumb fucks thinking scripted plays means that gets called no matter what. Fucking idiots 

2 minutes ago, jetsfan76 said:

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This dude is one of the only person in the world that having a beard makes Him look less like a pedo 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

30 mins for the next 30 mins of our life. we leave it all on the field

we have the rest of our lives to be mediocre

but we have the opportunity to play like gods for the next half of football!!!!

 

Lard font is lard 

3 minutes ago, ousux said:

Run the motherfucking gotdam ball and keep big Penix energy on the sidelines.

And let our D rest while theirs wears down

2 minutes ago, KingLerxst said:

What would a group photo of Surly posters look like during the game?

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3 minutes ago, troph said:

I was trying to be funny. No time for that tonight. 

Lol yeah I misread it.

I blame the refs.

2 minutes ago, KingLerxst said:

What would a group photo of Surly posters look like during the game?

Never know about our group

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Just now, hookem48 said:

Dumb fucks thinking scripted plays means that gets called no matter what. Fucking idiots 

No one thinks that. But there’s still not really a reason to script 40 plays.

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Penis with 254 yards passing 

Just be happy they didn’t throw deep every down  …

11 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Reluctant obvious flag

Six flags should’ve been thrown but only one…eventually…

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3 minutes ago, KingLerxst said:

What would a group photo of Surly posters look like during the game?

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I’m no NFL GM, but Penix feels like this year’s C.J. Stroud, only better.  Draft Caleb at your own risk #1 pick
If I were an NFL GM needing a QB I'd take Penix over Caleb Williams hands down.
3 minutes ago, KingLerxst said:

What would a group photo of Surly posters look like during the game?

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Let’s go. Texas fighting on all fronts. It’s family time. Dig in and fight 

30 mins for the next 30 mins of our life. we leave it all on the field
we have the rest of our lives to be mediocre
but we have the opportunity to play like gods for the next half of football!!!!
 

Giving Aggy motivational posts now?
3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

I take that scripted shit with a grain of salt. He's gonna skip plays that are clearly inappropriate. It's just a list of plays that they think have a good chance of working

Yeah seems a ton of people don't know what scripting plays means. It isn't a list of plays to run one after the other with no deviation. It's more of an outline of where to take the game if they game is going the way the coach thinks it'll go. Plays that can take advantage of things he sees on tape and how he believes the defense will react to certain formations. 

I'm enjoying the ESPN3 halftime show stream - LHB is sounding great - Ghostbusters and Superstitious in NOLA is a nice touch

Dont we get a db back for the second half? What's his face...idk 

Jesus we have to hit this penix dude

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I wish Mitchell and Worthy could get open. Washington has just removed them as factors in the game.

100% was Udub's game plan. Run the ball and feed Jwhitt and JT. They'll have to start defending that and it will open them up

2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Biggest adjustment we can make at halftime is to start removing fingernails for anyone committing a penalty in the 2nd half.

Even if it actually wasn't a penalty?

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7 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

I would lick Molly McGrath's taint

I still miss Maria Taylor and her leather pants. 

3 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

The refs fucked us in the first half.  We need to all out blitz and put the fear of God in Penix to start the 2nd half

We have to get pressure with the D-line, not with all out blitzes.  The problem with sending too many is it puts defenders on an island; Penix will throw slants to his 3 really good WRs and they'll run for massive YAC.  We'll get torched.  Pressure HAS to come from the DL - they're not getting home because UW's line is pretty damn good AND they're getting away with some holds.

5 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Said this before and I'll say it again, Sark suffers from Mackovickian Syndrome.

"Coach, we're gashing them on the ground for 6, 7 yards a pop. They can't stop us!"

"Excellent. Let's pass a bunch."

Yeah, it's crazy.  Need to involve Ewers more in the running game too like that last drive with off schedule runs..They have a soft run D, and if they have to worry about Ewers running as well, it might open up the passing game..

Just now, Captainant said:

I'm enjoying the ESPN3 halftime show stream - LHB is sounding great - Ghostbusters and Superstitious in NOLA is a nice touch

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There are actually people out there that think Penix would be good in the NFL? Fascinsting 

3 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I wish Mitchell and Worthy could get open. Washington has just removed them as factors in the game.

Washington has good corners.  Troy Franklin had rough games against them both times. 

With the muff and receiving the opening kick and killing the 1st half we got 2 more possessions that half.  Don't think we can count on that for the 2nd half

We're playing like shit and Quinn is playing like shit and we're tied. 

 

DL and Quinn bring their A game and we're in good shape. 

5 minutes ago, KingLerxst said:

What would a group photo of Surly posters look like during the game?

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6 minutes ago, naija said:

they all look alike.

Very fucking racist and not at all funny

6 minutes ago, GTJ1982 said:

Derek Williams needs to introduce himself loudly to one of their receivers across the middle to start the second half. 

So fucking glad we get him back. We needed him so bad in the 1st

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