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  • Pam Cummings
    Pam Cummings

    All i know is keep the canadian fake Texas sports fan politician the fuck away from our sporting events from now on. Dude is a fucking curse.

  • vandergriff
    vandergriff

    And THOSE 4 plays is why Sark and Ewers will never get it done

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Just now, Tex Pete said:

Take it to the cloakroom, fuckstick. 

A. I hate politics, both sides.

2. I thought it was topical due to previous pic.

4 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

How many targets did Mitchell get, just one? 

Two on the first series I think.

6 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

I wish Mitchell and Worthy could get open. Washington has just removed them as factors in the game.

Worthy has one catch and Mitchell isn't on the board yet.

We're about to double-pump them in the second half.

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6 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Not half bad? It’s fucking terrible

2 stops and a TO. Give me that second half and an offense rolling and we win by 10.

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Even if it actually wasn't a penalty?

We remove the refs fingernails in those cases.

I’ll see y’all motherfuckers in Houston. We’re winning this shit.

5 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Biggest adjustment we can make at halftime is to start removing fingernails for anyone committing a penalty in the 2nd half.

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Texas DB's haven't been able to turn their heads and bat away passes since Duane Akina was the DB coach. It's ridiculous.

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

So fucking glad we get him back. We needed him so bad in the 1st

the one last fuck you from the Big 12.

2 minutes ago, ousux said:
5 minutes ago, Steelers Roll Left said:
I’m no NFL GM, but Penix feels like this year’s C.J. Stroud, only better.  Draft Caleb at your own risk #1 pick

If I were an NFL GM needing a QB I'd take Penix over Caleb Williams hands down.

I think so too. That ability to throw a deep ball with that kind of accuracy consistently is something no one can be taught. As a GM if you can put a good line in front of him and a couple of solid weapons he looks capable of making receivers look better than they are. 

Just now, Lou_Sassle said:

Sark has got to make uw stop the run in the 2nd half. 

Maybe UW can trot out the 1-1-9 defense to bait him into running.

7 minutes ago, KingLerxst said:

What would a group photo of Surly posters look like during the game?

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49 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Fuck these announcers,

Listen to Craig Way….otherwise you get to listen to assholes……your choice.

Definitely disappointed in our D so far. Was expecting (hoping for) better. But tip of the hat – they can throw the ball.

Wanda is, and has never been funny. She tries too hard to be funny, but it comes off as cringey and always has been. She's gotta be on the list of most unfunny women in "comedy". 

Too much Ted Cruz talk up in here. Need to go back to the topic bout Jesus and how he gets us from ,the Rose Bowl thread……

Everyone bringing politics in here needs a few weeks vacation.  Fucking assholes.  Can we focus our hate on the refs?

 

By the way, the Uw receivers are really fucking good.

So fucking glad we get him back. We needed him so bad in the 1st

Thompson retirement announcement at the half…
I think so too. That ability to throw a deep ball with that kind of accuracy consistently is something no one can be taught. As a GM if you can put a good line in front of him and a couple of solid weapons he looks capable of making receivers look better than they are. 
Also not being a baby back bitch. That's the deciding factor for me.

Gotta find an answer to Penix and the passing game.  Without defensive adjustment this won't be a close game.

All about HT adjustments. 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Sark has got to make uw stop the run in the 2nd half. 

Our scoring isn’t the problem.

1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

Texas DB's haven't been able to turn their heads and bat away passes since Duane Akina was the DB coach. It's ridiculous.

Muhammad did. Just needed a little more finger on the ball. It was a fantastic play on the ball. 

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Take it to the cloakroom, fuckstick. 

The politician did this to us by showing up to the game.

17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Throw that motherfucker out!!

Come on. My dad hit me harder than that when I was six. 

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Worthy has one catch and Mitchell isn't on the board yet.

We're about to double-pump in their ass in the second half.

Exactly.  UW played as well as they can in the 1st half and all they have to show for it is a tie.  

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Getting derek Williams back should be huge

 

might be expecting a bit much from a freshman. yes, upgrade on the athleticism side, but that's not all that makes Washington so good

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

Worthy has one catch and Mitchell isn't on the board yet.

We're about to double-pump them in the second half.

We'll need them to stop playing their safeties 15+ deep. They aren't going to give us a deep shot to WR. Looks like their entire defensive plan.

I take that scripted shit with a grain of salt. He's gonna skip plays that are clearly inappropriate. It's just a list of plays that they think have a good chance of working
His "script" is the top 40 plays based on down and distance, not in order.
The sideline reporter even said that it was based on down and distance.
So, yeah don't make too big of a deal of it.
However, I'm concerned if it is Ewers keeping the ball on the RPO to pass rather than to let the back have it or is Sark trying for the homerun too much and not just taking what the defense will allow (which is the run)?

We’re going to find a way to win this motherfucker.  All you doubtful pussies can get fucked!

Y'all need to get your minds right and get on board for the big win.

3 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

We're playing like shit and Quinn is playing like shit and we're tied. 

 

DL and Quinn bring their A game and we're in good shape. 

Honest question because I memory hole past games ... but has there been a game where bad Ewers was replaced by good Ewers at halftime?  Seems like we usually get the same version, good or bad, for the entire game.

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Very fucking racist and not at all funny

please someone tell him....

How does PK get pressure on Pennix?

The answer to that question and 

How can we get ADM and X involved?

Are probably is the difference between us winning or losing.

Do both and we win big.

Do one of those two and we have a shot.

Do neither and we lose.

Who thought those Oregon uniforms were a good idea 🤮

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2 minutes ago, Boerne Horn said:

I’ll see y’all motherfuckers in Houston. We’re winning this shit.

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I sure hope Derek Williams makes an impact the 2nd half.

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Texas DB's haven't been able to turn their heads and bat away passes since Duane Akina was the DB coach. It's ridiculous.

We need to hire a d-back-head-turner coach!

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