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Just now, Hermanator said:

Our defense got torched on almost every deep ball, refs called a biased game against us, and Ewers was below average until the last drive and the game couldn't get any closer than it is at half. 

Hang over from the B12 championship game.  No problem. Time for the D to make some plays.  

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  • Pam Cummings
    Pam Cummings

    All i know is keep the canadian fake Texas sports fan politician the fuck away from our sporting events from now on. Dude is a fucking curse.

  • vandergriff
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    And THOSE 4 plays is why Sark and Ewers will never get it done

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2 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Then I'd know what is going to happen 20 seconds before I see it. Pisses me off.

…but, you do have a choice.

Who was the inbred pussy holding his award on the field throwing a horns down.  Even winning an award and burnt orange dick is in his throat 

Just now, Tired Horn said:

If we can just be a little more consistent in the passing game and cut the stupid penalties, we'll be all right.

This this and more this..we hung in with an almost perfect penix somehow 

How cute, the sooner dipshit got to throw the horns down during the college football playoffs. Too bad his team wasn't anywhere near it.

lol. One of the bag of dick players on the Allstate good person team accepting an award and doing Horns down.  

I’ll see y’all motherfuckers in Houston. We’re winning this shit.
I hope so, all in on Houston next week
Exactly.  UW played as well as they can in the 1st half and all they have to show for it is a tie.  

They muffed a punt to gift us a TD and cost themselves points with some extremely vanilla third and fourth down play calls in Texas territory. Easy there.
1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

We're gonna make the halftime adjustments and win this by 10.  I'm telling y'all.

Idk about halftime adjustments, but I do expect Ewers to look more like Bama 2nd half and that turned out like the 2nd part of your post, so that works 

1 minute ago, stork642 said:

Great!!  CR bitch in the game thread. 

The cocksuckers have definitely escaped the cocksucker board 

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’m tryin to do a reverse jinx, i don’t know what the fuck these other motherfuckers are doing saying we are going to lose

#dooooooommmeeed


Don’t give my Bears any ideas…they’ll find a way to screw it up.

Bears fans chanting “we want Fields!” At today’s game. They will fuck it up. Whomever is the next Mike Glennon is who they will draft
How cute, the sooner dipshit got to throw the horns down during the college football playoffs. Too bad his team wasn't anywhere near it.

Fuck that poverty program
Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Who was the inbred pussy holding his award on the field throwing a horns down.  Even winning an award and burnt orange dick is in his throat 

It wasn't even an award, lol.

Classless piece of shit Sooner doing Horns down during that photo op.

3 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Pussy

Typical. Haha. 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

well

we havent done much better ourselves....

Right - n telling yall yes we want the D to do more but if the D does the same and the O rolls we win. 2 stops and a TO and an offensive clicking. 3 stops and no TO and an offense clicking and we win. 
 

yes I want a sack etc but I don’t give a good damn how it happens get the stops and everything else can be Penix is a god and we win. 

1 minute ago, Tired Horn said:

If we can just be a little more consistent in the passing game and cut the stupid penalties, we'll be all right.

Do you believe that Washington didn’t hold once in the first half?  The refs did.

5 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Lots of bitches crying about the refs.

If UW were called for blatant holds, offsides, illegal forward pass, and didn't get the ball constantly spotted a yard in front of where it was, while Texas can't get away with anything, you might have a point, champ.

Edited by OU Sucks

We need to run every first down.  That’s the most important offensive adjustment by far.

On defense, I don’t know what we can do other than avoid stupid penalties.  We’ll stop them some of the time and they’ll get their points, so it’s important for offense to be more consistent.

and stop the stupid self inflicted penalties and wasted plays

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

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Good so see ousucks fan representing his team, closest they will get.

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Idk about halftime adjustments, but I do expect Ewers to look more like Bama 2nd half and that turned out like the 2nd part of your post, so that works 

Ewers can’t look much worse so hipped lives eternal 

Just now, Horn80 said:

Do you believe that Washington didn’t hold once in the first half?  The refs did.

can you believe that the refs didnt think Wash had any penalty until 20 seconds left in the half?

2 minutes ago, clownin72 said:
6 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:
We need to hire a d-back-head-turner coach!

This post need liked 1000 times. Shit is ridiculous

But it's still true. Maybe hire 2 DB coaches. 1 for recruiting and the other for actually teaching how to be a DB. Is Corey Raymond available? /s

3 minutes ago, TOR said:

You should get a free name change to Hugh Ski or something like that for this game.

And it's in the Texas Constitution that we can bitch about the refs.  Somewhere.

Not according to this guy. We are not allowed to boo is san antonio. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

I can smell your house in the future …. Now.

puke GIF

 

Hahah, yessir the fried corn tortilla smell permeates the air in my house for days.
But it tastes so damnnnnn good.

Time to take down Micro-Penix

2 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Idk about halftime adjustments, but I do expect Ewers to look more like Bama 2nd half and that turned out like the 2nd part of your post, so that works 

Honestly he looked overwhelmed on video coming off the bus. I’m hoping he’s settled in. WA is definitely taking away the mid to deep balls so run and screens and punch them in the dick. 

I don’t know about classless, but that shit sure is embarrassing AF. I’m sure he’s surrounded by morons that will guffaw over it later. 

Who was the douchebag with the horns down when accepting an award for doing things in your neighborhood?

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

6 penalties to 0 penalties

 

They had 1 at the very end of the half when their meth'd out safety took a cheap shot on Ewers.

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Who would Michigan rather play?

Washington, they’d pound the husky defense with their run game 

Just now, ATXbronco said:

Hahah, yessir the fried corn tortilla smell permeates the air in my house for days.
But it tastes so damnnnnn good.

By ‘fried corn’ you are referring to your rancid gas correct?

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Who would Michigan rather play?

don't think they care. Harbaugh will find a way to make his team feel insulted no matter who the opponent is

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

6 penalties to 0 penalties

 

They have one 

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Who would Michigan rather play?

UW...They're more 1 dimensional

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