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4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If it fits in a cat, no wonder he has anger issues

No kitten. 

4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

How the f do you handcuff a cat?  I’ve tried to put them in a carrier to take to the vet and ended up bloodied and discouraged.  

maybe its the hand cuff they use for baby's

7 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

How the f do you handcuff a cat?  I’ve tried to put them in a carrier to take to the vet and ended up bloodied and discouraged.  

Where there is a will there is a way. That's why this guy has to be thrown in prison, meow.

13 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

 

Y'all are all going to hell.

Hop in, I'm driving.

Driving Steve Martin GIF by Saturday Night Live

Only surprising part about a story regarding cat torture and rape is that it didn’t happen at Baylor.

All the craziness on this thread and my takeaway is that someone needs to check on Rimbo’s internet habits.

53 minutes ago, wutang75 said:

All the craziness on this thread and my takeaway is that someone needs to check on Rimbo’s internet habits.

I appreciate how we’re all just trying not to make eye contact with Chad 

On 1/5/2024 at 11:23 AM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Mezquititla confessed to the abuse, telling police it began with him masturbating in front of the cat in December 2022

It always does...

On 1/5/2024 at 2:50 PM, Brisketexan said:

 

 

Y'all are all going to hell.

Hop in, I'm driving.

This was NOT how the short story written by Claude Balls was supposed to go! 

On 1/5/2024 at 3:03 PM, 'stache said:

It's okay to put peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off. Because it's your dog. They made a documentary about it around 2000.

I do not have a Dog

1 hour ago, CHAD BRISCOE said:

I do not have a Dog

Either this "Chad" is off the dope, or he is a fraud. Too good grammatically and spelling wise to be legit.

6 hours ago, wutang75 said:

All the craziness on this thread and my takeaway is that someone needs to check on Rimbo’s internet habits.

Heh. That's the first honest to goodness smile anyone's ever wrung outta me about this, so good for you.

It was a gamer message board. Pretty normal, for a community surrounding video games. Lotsa shutin types there, developers, journalists, etc.

The guy lived out in the boonies for his career, so he connected with a bunch of us that way. Meanwhile he had this double life that even his wife didn't know about. Bunch of Internet vigilantes came around to harass a few of us; not entirely unreasonable, given that the freak definitely had a community online that was enabling and encouraging him, even though all of us on the gaming board were blissfully unaware... until we suddenly weren't. Owner of the message board basically banned the topic until there was confirmation; after that, we kinda grieved as a group for a bit, then they had to shut down the topic again because there was this sudden influx of new accounts that were all suspiciously... "into that sort of thing but not in that way" types.

Thing is, the guy was globally respected in his field, had a lot of people who liked him, pretty charming personality. Nothing ever gave you the idea he'd be a sadistic freak. Threw it all away. It was horrifying, and literally just hearing what the charges were was enough to traumatize people. The judge in the case actually kept the charges under wraps, and when the charges were officially read, he cleared the courtroom of all staff except those who had to be there. THAT'S how bad it was.

I bet this cat fucker was in those same circles. Wonder if the guy I knew is cooperating with law enforcement to catch these sick fucks...

Anyway, I know y'all are curious, so I'll spoiler this.

Spoiler

Seriously, do NOT read further. Like I said, simply knowing what the guy was accused of is traumatizing on its own. Might very well be the most evil thing you've ever heard of.

Spoiler

Still determined to learn?

You've been warned.

Google Adam Britton.

 

 

48 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

Heh. That's the first honest to goodness smile anyone's ever wrung outta me about this, so good for you.

It was a gamer message board. Pretty normal, for a community surrounding video games. Lotsa shutin types there, developers, journalists, etc.

The guy lived out in the boonies for his career, so he connected with a bunch of us that way. Meanwhile he had this double life that even his wife didn't know about. Bunch of Internet vigilantes came around to harass a few of us; not entirely unreasonable, given that the freak definitely had a community online that was enabling and encouraging him, even though all of us on the gaming board were blissfully unaware... until we suddenly weren't. Owner of the message board basically banned the topic until there was confirmation; after that, we kinda grieved as a group for a bit, then they had to shut down the topic again because there was this sudden influx of new accounts that were all suspiciously... "into that sort of thing but not in that way" types.

Thing is, the guy was globally respected in his field, had a lot of people who liked him, pretty charming personality. Nothing ever gave you the idea he'd be a sadistic freak. Threw it all away. It was horrifying, and literally just hearing what the charges were was enough to traumatize people. The judge in the case actually kept the charges under wraps, and when the charges were officially read, he cleared the courtroom of all staff except those who had to be there. THAT'S how bad it was.

I bet this cat fucker was in those same circles. Wonder if the guy I knew is cooperating with law enforcement to catch these sick fucks...

Anyway, I know y'all are curious, so I'll spoiler this.

  Reveal hidden contents

Seriously, do NOT read further. Like I said, simply knowing what the guy was accused of is traumatizing on its own. Might very well be the most evil thing you've ever heard of.

  Reveal hidden contents

Still determined to learn?

You've been warned.

Google Adam Britton.

 

 

I remember reading about the guy. Fucked up stuff.

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