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On 10/20/2024 at 3:37 PM, GreenspointTexas said:

Axis is fine but off the top of my head, I like Art Car, Yellow Rose, Electric Jellyfish, and the Tupps DDH stuff better

EJ is a pithy mess now. It actually makes my stomach hurt. PH introduced local $18 4 packs and $19 stadium pints to Austin so they’re lucky I didn’t fuckin leave em out altogether. EJ is Austin top selling beer by volume, so fuck me I guess.

14 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

Normally I can take all the abuse from the dorks on Reddit and the dweebs on Insta/FB/comments sections and even most of you assholes on here but you in particular have been such a cunt for so long that I’d love to see your list fuckhead. Travel to almost 80 local breweries over 10 months, spend your own money on LOTS of shitty, awful beer and boring, single-template taprooms and with the little free time you have left over from your ACTUAL job write 8,000 words about it and submit it here fuckhead. I’d love to see what an effete dickhead loves to drink so I can learn. 

also independence is ass. The one good IPA they had in Liberty Lunch they discontinued and their taprooms is lazy as fuck for a legacy brewer. It’s also why (512) rarely makes the power rankings despite the fact I invest a lot of money in PP and their OG IPA.

oh wow, look at all the trouble you went to just to get shit on. you brought this on yourself, i would never attempt such a fruitless labor. no one gives a shit about your beer opinion and i'm not deluded enough to think they would care about mine. congratulations on wasting your time and money in the pursuit of righteous journalism. responses like this are the reason you deserve the shit you get from any and all corners of the internet, because you're a whiny bitch about it just like jeff stuffings. 

also, i agree that independence isn't good. 

And yet here you are and always have been shitting your dumb opinions onto one of the most trafficked beer spaces on the internet you fuckin dork. lol at investing in H&G you seem like an giant fucking idiot. 

And yet here you are and always have been shitting your dumb opinions onto one of the most trafficked beer spaces on the internet you fuckin dork. lol at investing in H&G you seem like an giant fucking idiot. 

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it's not like pizza and beer is a unique idea, but it's truly amazing how much pinthouse ripped off pizza port. from the picnic tables and arcade games to the ocean theme and children running around everywhere. it was like being in austin except in san diego. 

 

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Voodoo Brewing Fort Worth location closed after… checks notes… 3 months. 
 

another brewery with a shitty business plan. 

First beer of basketball season. Out of Waverly, IA. No distro. Better than any TG IPA I’ve had in a minute

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Voodoo Brewing Fort Worth location closed after… checks notes… 3 months. 
 
another brewery with a shitty business plan. 

these voodoo brewpubs are just taproom restaurants. they don’t brew a goddamned thing. just ship beer down from PA. there is one in katy that i hope meets the same fate.

I’ve been drinking all day. Finishing off the night with a heavy. Which means I’m gonna fall asleep on the couch. And wake up ready for some Esperanza’s margaritas…..Headed to the drunk thread…..

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3 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Warsteiner Dunkel, imo.

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Haven’t made it down in a few years. How much is a pitcher now?

1 hour ago, hacker said:

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I feel ya.  We've still got BOA Grand Nationals next week... who's your school?

19 minutes ago, utee94 said:

I feel ya.  We've still got BOA Grand Nationals next week... who's your school?

Hays.

At a little Italian joint in St Paul.  Never had had this style of beer- Pistachio Creme Ale.  The nutty flavor of pistachio ice cream without the sweet.  I enjoyed it enough to have 2.

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I'm being absolutely serious here when I say that this is how I define the start of the holiday season.

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On 11/16/2024 at 3:55 PM, patrickdrinksbeer said:

anybody at the Texas Craft Brewers Festival in Austin today?

No. I am boycotting them until pastry stouts become a thing again.

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pinthouse is doing $5 back for every $25 you spend on a gift card until the end of the year. stock up and save some money. 

I meant to post a pic from the ABW Sputnik party yesterday but forgot to take any. Some of the variants were mighty delicious. 

Scooped up Ommegang Everything Nice and Rahr BBWW.

Peticolas Wintervention.

Ommegang used to make an amazing beer this time of year called barrel aged adoration.. still sitting on a few from years back.  But it's discontinued.  The everything Nice is real good, but different. 

I can only find it at total wine.  Wish they'd build one in east Dallas smh

You'll settle for Dolphin Road and like it.

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On 12/9/2024 at 3:49 PM, patrickdrinksbeer said:

this thread is dead af.

guess where i am:

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You get Fou Foune?

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PH must be printing money selling 1/6 and 1/4 kegs of EJ.  Everywhere in Austin sells it for $9-$12 a pint (except PH).  Damned NYC prices.

If you are an APA or IPA fan, try their Green Battles at Burnet.  For a while there, I was convinced that only my son, his friends, and I ordered it, as it left the menu for around 6 months.

I likely doxxed him and me with the above statement if there are any PH folks here. 

when i first started exploring beers beyond keystone light in college, sam smith’s oatmeal stout and newcastle were my favorite splurge beers. haven’t had either in probably a decade.

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