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I miss having reliable, competent linebackers.  Texas finally has one, but damn.  

Fucking Penix looks like the second coming of Corey Pullig out there throwing dirt balls and air balls tonight. wtf.

He makes that throw with his eyes closed against us, lol.

That dinged foot has taken some zip out of his throws.

Michigan gets away with targeting LOL

Okay now I'm getting pissed

These teams look very much like they only had a week of prep.

Ut and Bama have better athletes than both these teams

Mich deserves some credit but we would have beat tonight's Penix

All the draft spots Penix gained dropping dimes against us he's losing in this game.  Wild how off he looks as compared to last week.

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

Penix is off tonight 

How can Penix have a bad night and UW is still in this game?

He got hit hard in the head

Could see his helmet off camber when he got up

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Just now, notre dame joe said:

How can Penix have a bad night and UW is still in this game?

Michigan looks like shit too.

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Penix is off tonight 

Of course he is. 😡

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Targeting?

On Michigan?  They are not calling shit on Michigan tonight. 

We got the Big Penix Energy last week and Michigan is getting the MicroPenix

These teams look very much like they only had a week of prep.
Ut and Bama have better athletes than both these teams

Of course…but Both of these teams have experience advantages.
Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Rushing yards: 273-38

The game being this close is a miracle.

Miracle GIF

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Why couldn't we get this Penix last week? Dude played the game of his life. Fuck.

Because our D isn’t great and never touched him. Penix’ entire career is hit him early on and he gets rattled. We did jack shit. 

Michigan was our perfect matchup.  Run heavy and can’t throw downfield.   Not sure if they would have scored on the horns.  

10 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Are CFB fans big titter goers? 

ha.  did you see the shot of the box.

Just now, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Texas would've throttled this version of Washington. Pathetic

It’s over my man. 

This is the flaccid Penix.  We got the fully erect version unfortunately.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

Why couldn't we get this Penix last week? Dude played the game of his life. Fuck.

Yep but even with Penix playing that way, Texas had good chance to win at the very end.  

Even before getting his ankle dinged up, he wasn't close to the same as last week.

25mph wind gusts fucking with my doggy door here in Round Rock.

I guess the tornado watch was a dud for Houston, thankfully!

Just now, Tonesky said:

On Michigan?  They are not calling shit on Michigan tonight. 

And this too.

its time CFB has one set of refs not conferences and they are graded and assigned games based on performance.

Just now, Knighthawk said:

Michigan was our perfect matchup.  Run heavy and can’t throw downfield.   Not sure if they would have scored on the horns.  

Our DBs have entered the chat….

Just now, TexArcher said:

This game is frustrating as fuck.

Yep.  We'd beat either Michigan or this version of Washington.

I got some flack for saying I wanted to play Michigan first instead of Washington, but this is why.

Whoever wins is the worst Champion in the CFP era

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

Yep.  We'd beat either Michigan or this version of Washington.

I got some flack for saying I wanted to play Michigan first instead of Washington, but this is why.


georgia curb stomps both these teams 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Texas would've throttled this version of Washington. Pathetic

UM has a much better defensive game plan and they don't have complete JAGs at half the DB spots.  UW was and still would be our worst matchup even with flaccid Penix

I’m just deeply confused as to why Michigan continues to rely on McCarthy’s arm instead of legs other than that one broken play

Washington caught every single thing last week. Now they drop easy dump off passes. lulz. Fuck

Jesus odunze tripping over himself … twice, 8 drops the ball, Penix missing. COME ON! Fuck my life. 

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