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This Penix also seems to be releasing prematurely.

Fuck this Washington for playing out of their minds against us and shitting the bed against Michigan.

Just now, DixonHur said:

Yep.  We'd beat either Michigan or this version of Washington.

Oh, I had no doubt we'd beat run-first Michigan in a de facto home game.

12 yards from a championship, in spite of 2 turnovers and 10 penalties.  Son of a bitch.

3 minutes ago, Richter said:

This is the flaccid Penix.  We got the fully erect version unfortunately.

Bent Penix

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


georgia curb stomps both these teams 

If only they could beat daddy Saban on a neutral field…

Some wise guy got to Penix. He’s totally throwing this game.

Jesus Christ. Washington now 0/8 on 3rd downs

They didn’t do well on 3rd downs against us either.

Washington automatic vs UT.

today:

Sad Henry Rollins GIF

Washington has gotten a lot of breaks and hasn't taken advantage, feels like here is where Michigan can gather themselves and end it.

Against us those fuckers didn't drop a thing and Penix was dropping laser guided bombs in tight windows. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:


georgia curb stomps both these teams 

Been thinking the same thing. Georgia fans even more frustrated than we are probably.

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

You can't drop that, Washington. 

Oh, yes, they can. 


georgia curb stomps both these teams 

Based on what? UGA was not as good this season.
Just now, Dnaguy said:

Washington automatic vs UT.

today:

Sad Henry Rollins GIF

Reminds me of Texas Tech after a win over us

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Been thinking the same thing. Georgia fans even more frustrated than we are probably.

Screw Georgia.  

Just now, tbone_ said:

Some wise guy got to Penix. He’s totally throwing this game.


lol. He literally just hit the guy in stride for a first down. 

I’m having some Penix envy, because I wish we’d played this version of him.

Hey yall did you know JJ brushes his teeth left handed to change his neural pathways ?

Does rubbing one out with your left hand do the same thing?
Just now, BurgleBro said:

Bent Penix

Michigan running the Peyronie D

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Offensive execution sucks... players feelin' the pressure.

Sloppy 2nd half

Just now, tbone_ said:


Does rubbing one out with your left hand do the same thing?

Yep. I mean…I would imagine so. 

Just now, tbone_ said:


Does rubbing one out with your left hand do the same thing?

I was pretty efficient left handed and it surely did something to me.

Just now, tbone_ said:


Does rubbing one out with your left hand do the same thing?

It’s more like nailing some strange. 

Michigan would beat this year's Georgia

1 minute ago, USNALonghorn said:

Reminds me of Texas Tech after a win over us

Kind of like 2008. When OU bent them over the table and anal raped them a few weeks after we lost to them.

the whole thing with the shoes and the meditating against the goalpost so "look at me"

Nothing says meditation like sitting in the most visible place on the field with cameras shoved in your face.  What an absolute douchebag.

Just now, dcar00 said:

the whole thing with the shoes and the meditating against the goalpost so "look at me"

And the teeth brushing don’t for get the teeth brushing !!

From the looks of the Michigan sideline this game is already won. 

Roman Wilson was open for 6

JJ starting to get to Tebow levels of dick suck

I be more impressed with McCarthy’s multiple approach to mental wellness and game prep if he was actually… excelling in this game. 

This UW is a perfect fit for the Big Boring 10. 

Maybe Penix should sit Indian style for a few minutes?

Turn on game

two dropped passes in a row one by each team

garbage I’m out 

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