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4 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

Michigan DBs put their hands on receivers, ours lets receivers run by them then chase

And seldom turn around.

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Just now, hookem48 said:

Burke just runs into tackle's chest, doesn't use his 8 foot arms for shit.

He did against Bama 

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I'll preface this with I'm a sark believer, but Michigan did what Sark wasn't willing to do, run the ball.  Michigan ran it until Washington adjusted and even after that still didn't try and force feed their QB stats.  They took what Washington gave them.  That's part of Sark's coaching game that needs work.  It was our Achilles heel against both Washington and OU. 

  

Houston guys, yall can score with some mediocre Midwest chicks tonight. Easy peasy.

1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

They need to pull out Penix

Yeah, I don't get why he was still out there. He wasn't proving anything, and the game was well over.

Does it feel good to be a national champion? FUCK YEAH IT DOES GO FUCKING BLUE HAIL TO THE VICTORS!!!

Michigan beat Ohio State, Iowa, Alabama and Washington in their last 4 games.

National Champs. 🏆
 

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1 minute ago, troph said:

Meh we stuffed the run that’s what those guys do. I was hoping Burke and hill would get some pressure they didn’t. Sweat was never going to sack penix. Murphy got close. Our tackles played fine but what you need against WA is Edge and no delayed blitz bullshit.

Washington has driven straight up the middle, from the corner, and everywhere. 

Blue looks good. Looking forward to September 7th. Hook 'Em.

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

I’m really watching Wash #73 now. There’s no way he played this bad against us right? He’s fucking awful.

He was allowed to hold with impunity. 

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I am gruntled. Fuck washington and their shit talking players and bitch ass fans. 

4 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

He didn't even coach for half the season.  And when he did he was cheating.  Lol

Cheaters thrive in Houston. ***ducks****

Fuck the Michigan and Harbaugh haters. HAIL TO THE VICTORS!!! Congrats @Juicy. Let’s go Lions!! Going to be a great week of football in the 313.

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1 minute ago, BurgleBro said:

At this point PKs delayed blitzes are as self destructive, futile, and rage inducing as Diaz insta-mugging his LBs right into the LOS..

They don't work... 

And..  yes they are. 

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Yeah, I don't get why he was still out there. He wasn't proving anything, and the game was well over.

he had to show everyone how hurt he was

8 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Cheaters prosper.

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2 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Effective pressure + a solid secondary and Penix looks like Penis.

Flaccid Penix

1 minute ago, Stunns38 said:

Houston guys, yall can score with some mediocre Midwest chicks tonight. Easy peasy.

Houston guys will take any peasy they can get

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Ann Arbor is gonna get laid tonight.

She's a whole. (It was there I couldn't resist)

4 minutes ago, Corn Whiskey said:

I’m just busting your balls a little bit. You guys had a great season this year. It’s probably the best Texas team I’ve seen in a decade or more. 

Fuck you, Figurelli. Go to your next Klan rally. Or is it the Kream and Kow Klub?

2 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Penn State got their wins stripped, but then reinstated for covering up child rape for decades. So I doubt Mich gets wins taken away for what they did. 

Michigan's got lawyers and NCAA always buckles when resistance shows.  They're only good for torturing smaller schools.  

It's been a pretty weak melt on HH, but it's starting to get worked up. 

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Meh we stuffed the run that’s what those guys do. I was hoping Burke and hill would get some pressure they didn’t. Sweat was never going to sack penix. Murphy got close. Our tackles played fine but what you need against WA is Edge and no delayed blitz bullshit.

We didn’t even attempt to unleash Hill. Oh well, Water under the bridge.
Just now, Tex Pete said:

He was allowed to hold with impunity. 

Big 10 refs did their job.  got Michigan the opponent they wanted.

 

 

Just now, bschoolprof said:

I am gruntled. Fuck washington and their shit talking players and bitch ass fans. 

Couldn't have happened to a better fanbase, fuck em. 

2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Penix is just chucking and ducking now.

Fucking pussy. He's scared to get hit

2 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

I'll preface this with I'm a sark believer, but Michigan did what Sark wasn't willing to do, run the ball.  Michigan ran it until Washington adjusted and even after that still didn't try and force feed their QB stats.  They took what Washington gave them.  That's part of Sark's coaching game that needs work.  It was our Achilles heel against both Washington and OU. 

  

Michigan is the best running team in the country. 

Takeaways:

1.  If I don’t start seeing Ewers meditating next year, Imma chokeabitch.

2. DBs should be grabbing jerseys like they’re going out of style and should also look for the ball.

3. We need to start stealing signs.  A full fledged spy program is required.

1 minute ago, ATXbronco said:

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She probably talks exactly like Mia Goth in Pearl

there was no way in fucking hell Penix could play two games in a row like he did against us

now interview his girlfriend

Michigan tripped over their own dicks in the Semifinals last year…still coulda shoulda woulda won….returned their QB, OL and key defensive players….and won it all this year. Hmmmmm……

No, Washington will not just be back, Kirk.  Penix isn't coming back and they lose a lot.  Also, they're now going to have to go through Michigan and OSU twice.  

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